What would you do for a klondike bar?

[Mariposa Electrique]

What would you do to take a bite out of a Klondike bar?

 

[Least Concern]

Pay $1.79 at the gas station down the street.

 

[Medulseur]

Depends. We talking about the regular vanilla or one of the other flavors like krunch or Neapolitan?

 

[Least Concern]

Neapolitan

wtf there are Neapolitan Klondike bars? Why did I have to learn about this right at the start of winter?

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

A hand job.

 

[Red Hood]

I fought a rabid pit bull to the death for a klondike bar. He got my arm and now I'm foaming at the mouth, but damned if it wasn't a tasty treat.

 

[Freshly Baked Socks]

I would operate an online poker site, and use admin priv's to view customers cards while acting as multiple players to facilitate transferring their wallet to mine.

 

[WinnieTheJew]

Nothing because they're just shitty somehow even though all the right ingredients are in there, sort of like a $5 hot and ready pizza. Klondike bars taste like a 16 year old made them and didn't give a fuck.

 

[Niggernerd]

Commit genocides in Africa. But i hate klondike bars so keep it

 

[Ophelia Jones]

Politely ask AND say the magic word

 

[Open Window Maniac]

A better question is what wouldn't I do for a Klondike bar?

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

A what?

 

[Freshly Baked Socks]

A what?

I recently tried their Boston Cream Donut flavor. It tasted ok. But, there was a hole in the center of the bar... and Boston Cream donuts do not have holes. *confused autistic noise*

 

[WebLurker]

Wtf is a Klondike bar?

Never mind, just saw Freshly Baked Socks post

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

Wtf is a Klondike bar?

Never mind, just saw Freshly Baked Socks post

Heresy detected.

 

[Pickled Trousers 59]

Usurp a 3rd world regime that had a legitimately elected head of government and replace him/her with a strongman despot who has connections to the underworld to ensure the flow of oil would go to DC and further fund our conque- er em I mean our war on terror.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

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I recently tried their Boston Cream Donut flavor. It tasted ok. But, there was a hole in the center of the bar... and Boston Cream donuts do not have holes. *confused autistic noise*

You probably tasted the Boston Creampie version

 

[WinnieTheJew]

You probably tasted the Boston Creampie version

Now with extra nuts

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

Maybe listen to a whole nickelback song maybe

 

[Zero Day Defense]

Post-marital sex.