What would null do on a date?

[Shitty User Stole a Good Name]

If null succeeded in getting a woman to a place for a date, what would happen? Where would it be? What would they do? Would he commit a crime?

 

[fuzzyrodent85]

Why do you think he would commit a crime?! Jersh is a good boy. He would simply invite her to his place and feed the woman a lovely meal.

 

[Gravityqueen4life]

show her his basement and talk about how much crypto his gotten.

 

[OrionBalls]

Isn't he broke? I guess they would probably just hang out in his bunker. She'd probably be relieved that he doesn't live with his parents, so he's got that going for him.

 

[Bad Gateway]

Nice try simp, "dating" as you simps call it, is just spending money on a female girl, which is simping.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

McDonald’s drive thru
double her on the handlebars of he’s 10 speed
tries to do a runner but gets blinded by the sun flashing off her braces & crashes into a Ronald statue
theyre married 4 days later

 

[Shitty User Stole a Good Name]

Nice try simp, "dating" as you simps call it, is just spending money on a female girl, which is simping.

>female girl
as opposed to a male girl?

 

[Bad Gateway]

>female girl
as opposed to a male girl?

BIGOT

 

[Bob's Vagene]

Tie her up and force-feed her pie

 

[JethroTullamore]

I'm sorry, but Null getting a date is just too much of a stretch for me to imagine it actually happening.

 

[Jaded Optimist]

From the man himself (sent to a girl)
"he said that he'd show up to my house while I was at school, shoot my dad, and wait for me to get home. Then he'd subdue me, cut off each individual digit with a knife heated in hot grease so that it'd cauterize as it cut and I wouldn't bleed out. Then he'd cut off my clitoris and my labia, and then rape my ass until I shat myself. Then he'd just leave me to starve to death or something once all my appendages and my genitals were sliced off and he'd beaten me sufficiently."

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

he would FUCK
with his PENUS
INTO THE GIRL FEMALE VAGINE

oh boy he is such a chad

 

[Lame Entropy]

From the man himself (sent to a girl)
"he said that he'd show up to my house while I was at school, shoot my dad, and wait for me to get home. Then he'd subdue me, cut off each individual digit with a knife heated in hot grease so that it'd cauterize as it cut and I wouldn't bleed out. Then he'd cut off my clitoris and my labia, and then rape my ass until I shat myself. Then he'd just leave me to starve to death or something once all my appendages and my genitals were sliced off and he'd beaten me sufficiently."

You're leaving out very important context, he was having a bad day.

 

[Shitty User Stole a Good Name]

From the man himself (sent to a girl)
"he said that he'd show up to my house while I was at school, shoot my dad, and wait for me to get home. Then he'd subdue me, cut off each individual digit with a knife heated in hot grease so that it'd cauterize as it cut and I wouldn't bleed out. Then he'd cut off my clitoris and my labia, and then rape my ass until I shat myself. Then he'd just leave me to starve to death or something once all my appendages and my genitals were sliced off and he'd beaten me sufficiently."

where's the sauce for this

 

[draggs]

Penis in vagina in a big way

 

[CrazyRandomZyn]

Fucking ghost them or order the most expensive meal and making them pay lol.

 

[Rich Evans Apologist]

anal vore

 

[Tleilaxian]

Obviously Null would take her out to an All-You-Can-Eat buffet, and just sit there, staring lovingly at her as she would proceed to eat.

where's the sauce for this

That's what Null said he'd do to a girl he knew.

 

[Shitty User Stole a Good Name]

Obviously Null would take her out to an All-You-Can-Eat buffet, and just sit there, staring lovingly at her as she would proceed to eat.


That's what Null said he'd do to a girl he knew.

yes but where is the post where he talks about it

 

[Tleilaxian]

yes but where is the post where he talks about it

That's ancient history stuff, back from when he was iBan or Ichverbot or something, on Blocklands.

Fucked if I'm going to be assed to look that shit up for you though.