What Will Santa use to stuff my stocking?

[Mariposa2.0 LTE]

How will he stuff it? Quiet and slowly? Or will he just jam everything in all at once? Will he use tools?

 

[Testacles Maximus]

He goes elbow deep without taking off his mittens.

 

[Bargain Bin Laden]

Spoiler: Nsfw

 

[Mariposa2.0 LTE]

Spoiler: Nsfw

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Wow, Bargain! That's a pretty weird transvestite nut sack. At least it's smooth

 

[Testacles Maximus]

Spoiler: Nsfw

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This was almost exactly what I expected.

 

[Fascist Frederick]

Is your stocking a pink sock?

 

[Mariposa2.0 LTE]

Is your stocking a pink sock?

Yup, internal ribbing

 

[Insuficiencia renal]

Candy

 

[PipTheAlchemist]

Santa will stuff your stocking with his diarrhea.

 

[Mariposa2.0 LTE]

Candy

Mmm.......sweet...sweet can

 

[Manul Otocolobus]

Hydrogen sulfide.

 

[Mariposa2.0 LTE]

Hydrogen sulfide.

Mmmm. Rotten egg butps and swamp farts

 

[Afinepickle]

With a single albatross.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

A 12 gauge