What will happen when Ralph dies?

[Niggernerd]

Memphis Tennessee's value will go up

 

[Sea Hag Henderson]

Widow Gator, unable to countenance the thought of life without the Gunt, decides to bring back sati. The resulting pyre ends up being like a tire fire and takes a week to go out.

 

[LurkTrawl]

Assumedly the local crematorium, if they make the mistake of trying to burn the body, goes up in a conflagration of blue flame.

 

[Thomas Highway]

People on autist forums will gloat.

His son will not care.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

We would be free of flagging.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

The stock price on maker's mark plummets and causes the company to file for Chapter 11 bankruptcy.

 

[Fougaro]

When Ralph dies, who will get ownership of Gaytor?

 

[KaiserBlade]

When Ralph dies, who will get ownership of Gaytor?

The 7-11 Gator works at.

 

[Sam Losco]

When Ralph dies, who will get ownership of Gaytor?

Josh Moon

 

[LordOdin]

Null will have one less fat woman to stream about.

 

[Puck]

He'll get buried in a double wide coffin

 

[Haint]

His body will bloat and become hideous.

NVM, it already has.

 

[Puck]

When they bury him the earth will get diabetes

 

[TwinPeaksEnjoyer]

He's going straight to hell !!!

 

[king of pickles]

The gunt will become one with the planet, and 100 mil years later become the largest oil field in history. The gunt will then power whatever civilization may exist at that point.

 

[Truly Rural]

He was 5'10" , 300 lbs, drunk, living off intimidation, reproducing with random women. This dude was Ralphamale!

 

[FM Bradley]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=XK7-QGzSMXw
He was 5'10" , 300 lbs, drunk, living off intimidation, reproducing with random women. This dude was Ralphamale!

I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought of the True Kang KEN REX

 

[alan thicke]

 

[Near]

Kiwifarms wins, ralph loses, ppp wins, Faith Vickers wins, Alexander Vickers wins.

 

[#KillAllPedos]

When Ralph dies, he’ll do one last Killstream reviewing all his numerous fuckups with commentary.