What will happen when Ralph dies?

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PPP throws an improvised mourning stream, Gator calls in, never to be seen again outside of his schizo Twitter
 
Gator will pour some makers out for his master, then keep the gravesite swept up for many years. Think Seymour from Futurama.
 
Gator can never be on his own, he is a natural janny and perpetual sidekick. He will have to attach himself to some other repulsive e-personality and channel all his Aspergers into sweeping for them. Until he bites the dust either from eating himself to death or having things thrown at him by his Puerto Rican girlfriend.
 
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Gator will be absorbed back into the gunt.

That or he'll become the next Ralph.
 
Gator will be willingly sacrificed and accompany his master to the underworld, as was custom in the Nordic Bronze Age.
 
Gator will announce that he's transitioning into Ethan Ralph and his pronouns are It's/Nawt/Truuuu
 
When ralph dies, Pantsu will have already left him. He'll be found 2 weeks later fused into his bed like his father after gator works up the courage to call the police for a wellness check.
 
Ralph becomes a martyr & Gaytor leads a holy Janny crusade against Karen Farms during the merge where he dethrones Janny Jewsh to become the one janny to sweep them all.
 
Nothing as the internet will forget about him much they have with every pissant individual on social media who disappears into oblivion. The attention span of the Internet is measured in hours.
 
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