what will happen when chris dies?

[CatParty]

how will we know? how will the internet react?

 

[Philosophy Zombie]

chris post mortem where will we go from here on out?

there will come a time when this FAT FUCK finally dies and blah blah raped black man something something pulls pants down on YouTube to prove he is straight. so when the time comes for the inevitable burial.

blah blah blah guy fawkes party hard roll out red carpet for trolls bluespike julay loud first ever cwc-con something shows all the cwc chronicles on screen pickles mysterious stench in virginia finally dissipated something speech for something and against welfare. Blah blah fat fucks funeral FUNeral something

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[Aldora]

Chris will outlive our collective interest in him and then no-one will really care.

 

[The Man With No Name]

He'll shit himself and do nothing.

 

[sogdiananhero]

null will delete kiwifarms within a week after chris croaks.

 

[Chuggernaut]

Someone will get his body and Barb's body out of the hoard and perform an unbirthing.

 

[CatParty]

Someone will get his body and Barb's body out of the hoard and perform an unbirthing.

that is interesting. will barb even notice? will barb still be around? and if not, will chris just pass by himself in the middle of the hoard?

 

[Frozen Fishsticks]

I hope Chris is buried with Patti so then later when Patti is dug up so will Chris and the trolls will finally have the tables turned on them.

 

[GS 281]

Gangbang his carcass

 

[TiggerNits]

I'll name my shitty fishing boat the USS Taint-Wound in his honor

 

[Flame the Sunbird]

She will rise again in three days and take her place at GodBear's side to smite all those who play "Kick the Autistic"

 

[Pikonic]

This board will be locked and we'll become fixated on everything else the Kiwi Farms has to offer

 

[Lurkman]

I will be sad, I might even shed a tear.

 

[ES 148]

The vile canker at the heart of Virginia will be cleansed, and it will become paradise on Earth - the greatest state of America. Or something.

 

[Male]

The forum will explode over the release of the recorded audio of Chris dying.

 

[Jerkologist]

how will we know? how will the internet react?

I'm guessing he will shit himself and do nothing?

 

[Sperglord Dante]

The hoard will go

 

[Muncie Anderson]

We'll probably still get people posting "What will happen when Chris dies?" threads after the fact.

 

[Hyperion]

When Chris dies the same thing that happens to any other massive object that loses its outward pressure resisting gravity.

Chris isn't quite massive enough to collapse into a black hole but he will form a neutron star composed of nothing but fat and autism.

Oh hey, it's even called "Degenerate Matter" how fitting

 

[Suicidal Emo Panda]

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