Chris having to "resort" to prostitution is like resorting to winning the lottery. There are probably cheese graters that would see more action than him.
When the game company you follow religiously makes fun of you, you know you hit the big time, but in a bad way.
It wasn't making fun of as it was more a sales reps live streaming for new sonic dolls and one of them confused super sonic for Sonichu in a cringing at that thought way.
True. But Chris' reaction was pretty funny.
I keep forgetting but is it true the mortgage isn't paid? This may be incorrect on my part but I recall Marvin saying something along the lines that it was paid, therefore Chris would absolutely never be homeless and, since he's "so responsible" paying for debts and whatnot, he'd be safe in any case. Again, this might be a completely wrong memory, so I'm not even sure of it.
When Bob was alive, it was completely paid off. However, Barb got a second mortgage after he died. Chris would be the rightful inheritor, but I don't think he would have had it upkept, even if he successfully cleared the hoard out.
God damn. I lol-ed. That is one of the best summaries of OPL I've read in a good while.
People keep saying this, but it's just not true. Chris is downright paranoid about Barb's health and has called emergency services in the past when he's been out and she didn't pick up his calls. He's very aware that she can and may die.
I think it's because of Chris' irresponsible nature and that he talks mostly about his merge BS that people come to those conclusions. I miss the days that he and Barb went to McDonalds and just had conversations with him filming. He maybe aware that Barb could die, but that doesn't mean he cannot plan for himself, which he doesn't.
I honestly hope so, and that he's at least a little prepared.
I think so, since he's the only one driving it. If not, he's fucked.
Unless it's money and, hopefully, vidya and toys as well.
I feel like no matter what he gets, or what he lives in or wears or gets from people will never be good enough. When someone donated a PlayStation to him he complained about the color or whatever.
This made me realize something pretty morbid. When Barbs health starts to fail Chris will probably neglect her care like he neglects everything else... He'll hear her wailing in agony from her bedsores, or because he hasn't changed her adult diapers in weeks, and probably think to himself that Blazebob Sonichu or whoever will come take care of her for him. And I know that Chris doesn't really believe in the dimensional merge, and knows that Sonichu isn't real, but he still uses them as a desperate excuse to avoid taking action in the present.
I wonder if Chris will have any charges of elder abuse in the future, adding to the list of run-ins with the law. I can definitely see him forgetting to feed her, wash clothes for her and not knowing generally how to care for an elderly person. Oh lord what if she falls. He doesn't have any muscles.
What's worse is that he is going to be 100% aware of Barb's problems at that point and he will absolutely not show her on camera anymore so people don't see what he's doing or so people can do something about it, call services, etc. But I can see him showing her in a way that doesn't make the neglect too obvious (like tell her to shut up before recording, put the pile of diapers aside, etc. - the woman is going to be so weakened that she simply won't oppose him) if that means more money begging videos and make people feel pity for them. After the video, he'll just leave her again and go back to his bubble.
God what a miserable existence.
