Containment What will happen when Barb dies?

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Optimus Prime said:
I thought they did because of all the recreational drug use?

Then again, that might have been propaganda bullshit on the level of Reefer Madness so they aren't all Ozzy Osbourne.
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Also if you didn't know socially hippies were viewed as retards after 1969, their whole crap about 'peace and love' ended after some fuck got shot @ a Grateful Dead/Stones/CSN concert. The dream died and some of the tards clung onto it.

Troons gonna go the same route likely.
 
Do yous believe Chris could end up homeless?

The 14 BC is now basically the bank's posession but as far as I know, someone else has to buy the house before Chris can get evicted. And given how much Chris and Barb fucked the house up, this is quite unlikely.

And I don't think Chris will die from an accident or go to jail, because there's already nothing Barb could do to stop him from that. If he would be dumb enough to set another coffeemaker on fire or mace a salesman, he could've already done that.

Suicide won't be an option as Chris is far too arrogant for that.

For institutionalization, Chris just isn't fucked up enough.

In the end, everything is Chris' own fault and really, he deserves every bad thing that will happen to him after Barb's death.
 
Someone could put Chris up in an apartment with hidden cameras and live stream his daily autism on YouTube.

Sorta like Big Brother but the only way out is when Chris needs to buy more legos or go to the supermarket.
 
Webby's Boyfriend said:
Suicide won't be an option as Chris is far too arrogant for that.
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Who knows how his tiny brainlet would process reality coming to knock at his door. He tried to carve a vagina for himself once, come on. If his conception of the afterlife is to rule as a deity in C-197 or whatever, an-heroing (or some form of attempt) might be a real possibility as soon as he's desparate/scared enough.
 
President Jeb Bush said:
Also if you didn't know socially hippies were viewed as retards after 1969, their whole crap about 'peace and love' ended after some fuck got shot @ a Grateful Dead/Stones/CSN concert. The dream died and some of the tards clung onto it.

Troons gonna go the same route likely.
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Makes me wonder if this is what will happen should the idiots who founded (and then were forced out of) TLL ever actually get their dumbass troon commune off the ground.

Webby's Boyfriend said:
Do yous believe Chris could end up homeless?

The 14 BC is now basically the bank's posession but as far as I know, someone else has to buy the house before Chris can get evicted. And given how much Chris and Barb fucked the house up, this is quite unlikely.
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Not if they're interested in the land.

Buy the house, knock it down, and build something new in its place that wasn't set on fire in the past.

Retarded INTP said:
Who knows how his tiny brainlet would process reality coming to knock at his door. He tried to carve a vagina for himself once, come on. If his conception of the afterlife is to rule as a deity in C-197 or whatever, an-heroing (or some form of attempt) might be a real possibility as soon as he's desparate/scared enough.
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Chris always evaluates his actions based on what he believes will generate immediate short-term benefits.

The moment he convinces himself of whatever bullshit fantasy will come from self-sacrifice is worth more than his life, he will not hesitate. As you point out, he did the soul vagina self-mutiliation twice.

Barb dying might push him past the point because in a way, she is literally the only thing Chris anchored to this reality in some form or another. Once she's gone to the great big hoard in the sky, there will be nothing in Chris's life that could in any way, shape, or form tell him "no" in a way he will follow.
 
Optimus Prime said:
Barb dying might push him past the point because in a way, she is literally the only thing Chris anchored to this reality in some form or another. Once she's gone to the great big hoard in the sky, there will be nothing in Chris's life that could in any way, shape, or form tell him "no" in a way he will follow.
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That said, we'd hopefully notice that he was preparing to become an hero and stop him.
 
Chris should have those Praetor weens print out some stickers of her after she dies to slap over those Virgin Mary shrine candles and hawk them online for a quick buck. She'll join the other saints of Chris's religion, like his old dog and his father he turned into a cartoon beaver.
 
Marshal Mannerheim said:
Barb is probably kept alive by spite alone. She, like most people of her generation, probably doesn't like troons and seeing Chris troon out has probably given her the energy she needs to survive.
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Which is why I dont believe for a second that Bob "accepted "Chris for being a tomgirl before he died. Not only was Bob quarantined off from seeing Chris as he was dying, so that means any claim by Chris of a "Hollywood death scene" where Bob was looking at him barley able to speak but with his last ounce of strength managed to say "I love you.... Christine " Is utter wish fulfillment on Chris's part.

Barb will pretty much be the same. She sees troons as a sign of the end days or some boomer/silent gen bs like that and is going to take that resentment to her grave
 
Webby's Boyfriend said:
Do yous believe Chris could end up homeless?

The 14 BC is now basically the bank's posession but as far as I know, someone else has to buy the house before Chris can get evicted. And given how much Chris and Barb fucked the house up, this is quite unlikely.

And I don't think Chris will die from an accident or go to jail, because there's already nothing Barb could do to stop him from that. If he would be dumb enough to set another coffeemaker on fire or mace a salesman, he could've already done that.

Suicide won't be an option as Chris is far too arrogant for that.

For institutionalization, Chris just isn't fucked up enough.

In the end, everything is Chris' own fault and really, he deserves every bad thing that will happen to him after Barb's death.
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if we're approaching the homless saga im all for it
Shabobus said:
Chris should have those Praetor weens print out some stickers of her after she dies to slap over those Virgin Mary shrine candles and hawk them online for a quick buck. She'll join the other saints of Chris's religion, like his old dog and his father he turned into a cartoon beaver.
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i feel like chris has already drawn some weird fursona of barb and he's just waiting for her to kick the bucket
 
President Jeb Bush said:
Also if you didn't know socially hippies were viewed as retards after 1969, their whole crap about 'peace and love' ended after some fuck got shot @ a Grateful Dead/Stones/CSN concert. The dream died and some of the tards clung onto it.

Troons gonna go the same route likely.
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Weren't troons also labeled as retards or some type of mental illness at that time as well?
Tennis-Ball-Tony said:
This has a high probability of happening knowing Chris. I doubt he would let an opportunity slip by that can get him some more coin.
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I agree with you. After watching the latest episode of the comprehensive series, Chris literally put the value of toys before his own mother's health because of e-begging. He's going to into an e-beg marathon.
 
horrorfan89 said:
Which is why I dont believe for a second that Bob "accepted "Chris for being a tomgirl before he died. Not only was Bob quarantined off from seeing Chris as he was dying, so that means any claim by Chris of a "Hollywood death scene" where Bob was looking at him barley able to speak but with his last ounce of strength managed to say "I love you.... Christine " Is utter wish fulfillment on Chris's part.

Barb will pretty much be the same. She sees troons as a sign of the end days or some boomer/silent gen bs like that and is going to take that resentment to her grave
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In fairness, if my kid trooned out and spent all his time asking for gibs on Twitter I would not be too happy.
 
Marshal Mannerheim said:
In fairness, if my kid trooned out and spent all his time asking for gibs on Twitter I would not be too happy.
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Chris is exactly what every young parents hope to avoid at all cost. A disabled/retarded potato alright, but there's more : A disabled/retarded AND fucking lazy/insufferable potato, a leech with no future nor decent present. A stain on display for your family tree.
 
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