Containment What will happen when Barb dies?

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Flavius Anthemius said:
Yeah all the men have incredibly small penises, have orgies with each other, father children with multiple women and fuck goats in their spare time
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People actually believe in Chris's delusions. I know Zonichu and Jacob believe but I didn't think there would be more than two
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Marshal Mannerheim said:
I'm being very :optimistic: and assuming that's a troll.
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I don't know, I talked to them with some others and they said that they prayed to Chris for the dimensional merge then argued with someone else for like four hours about how Chris is a goddess and how he is telling the truth about everything

so I assumed they were on drugs or something which they got all defensive over
 
Project R. said:
I don't know, I talked to them with some others and they said that they prayed to Chris for the dimensional merge then argued with someone else for like four hours about how Chris is a goddess and how he is telling the truth about everything

so I assumed they were on drugs or something which they got all defensive over
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There are some orbiters out on his twitter account liking and responding to his tweets here and there and you can't really distinguish the fact that they might be taking the piss by roleplaying, or genuinely trying to seek some sort of gratification by believing in some of the shit that Chris says (for whatever reason or motivation it may be). But if you notice they often give up after a couple of months because Chris doesn't ever bother responding to them, and even if they were completely serious even to an incredibly small degree, they wouldn't just get bored and stop tweeting at him, so I would say that people that try to have these long defensive discussions about da merge arguing with da haters, are just a very extreme vocal minority compared to everyone else who engages with his tweets (Only the same couple of people who have been feeding his delusions and ego because they find this feeling addictive and won't stop now after doing it for so long).

So really I think most of these people just have extremely uneventful lives with no sense of motivation or agency, and just do this to past time to the one and only first lolcow because of his infamy.
 
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Project R. said:
I don't know, I talked to them with some others and they said that they prayed to Chris for the dimensional merge then argued with someone else for like four hours about how Chris is a goddess and how he is telling the truth about everything

so I assumed they were on drugs or something which they got all defensive over
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That's probably not a troll because trolls wouldn't argue for 4 hours about how Chris is a TRUE and HONEST goddess.

Still, if Scientology gets followers I don't see why Chris' cult can't do the same. I wonder how long it'll be until he says he's descended from Xenus or some shit?
 
Marshal Mannerheim said:
That's probably not a troll because trolls wouldn't argue for 4 hours about how Chris is a TRUE and HONEST goddess.

Still, if Scientology gets followers I don't see why Chris' cult can't do the same. I wonder how long it'll be until he says he's descended from Xenus or some shit?
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it all happened at midnight so I didn't bother to read most of it. But they did say they've been to "C-197"
 
TheOnlyYamchaFan said:
The paramedics find christine doing a belly dance to Stan Bush's The Touch while barbra anne lays rigid on the floor with cheap gemstones placed all around her.

Chris later blames the paramedics for interrupting the resurrection ritual and killing his mom.
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This made me laugh waaaay more than it should've.
 
stalingraduate said:
Does Barb exist canonically in the Sonichu universe? If so, will the comic incarnation of her return in the dimensional merge if she kicks the bucket first?
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As far as I'm aware, her only appearance was when Sonichu visited Asperchu and you could see Grandma Snorlax in the backyard.
 
Another thought: In "happier" (or at least less inclement) times, did Bob or Barb ever broach the subject of post-life planning with Chris? I can imagine they did, once, and in the most softball and indirect way possible. ("Now, Chris, you know we're not gonna be around forever...")

"Softball" and "indirect" don't work on Chris, never mind the prickly-wicklies of talking about death, so, assuming they did, it was in one ear and out the other.

Been watching a lot of Ask a Mortician, so post-life planning is on the brain.
 
Henry Bemis said:
Another thought: In "happier" (or at least less inclement) times, did Bob or Barb ever broach the subject of post-life planning with Chris? I can imagine they did, once, and in the most softball and indirect way possible. ("Now, Chris, you know we're not gonna be around forever...")

"Softball" and "indirect" don't work on Chris, never mind the prickly-wicklies of talking about death, so, assuming they did, it was in one ear and out the other.

Been watching a lot of Ask a Mortician, so post-life planning is on the brain.
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Whatever they did, it must have been before the Idea Guys convinced him he was a goddess so it probably has no effect on him now.
 
Henry Bemis said:
Another thought: In "happier" (or at least less inclement) times, did Bob or Barb ever broach the subject of post-life planning with Chris? I can imagine they did, once, and in the most softball and indirect way possible. ("Now, Chris, you know we're not gonna be around forever...")

"Softball" and "indirect" don't work on Chris, never mind the prickly-wicklies of talking about death, so, assuming they did, it was in one ear and out the other.

Been watching a lot of Ask a Mortician, so post-life planning is on the brain.
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I assume they likely would have, especially Bob (he had more common sense, bless him). But Chris would have likely done some cope thing and totally blocked it out.

Chris did get the idea to flog some of Bob's stamps, so i would guess Bob could have mentioned that some of the stamps were worth a little.... or Chris used common sense??

It's up for debate really!
 
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