Containment What will happen when Barb dies?

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If Chris ever has to prove his sanity to avoid being thrown in a loony bin he will suddenly turn into a middle-level retard who is completely boring, for the few minutes it takes to get past Baker Act level scrutiny. Seriously people way more nuts than Chris routinely get around that shit.

CHRIS IS NOT GOING TO A GROUP HOME! EVER! I AM SO FUCKING SICK OF SAYING THIS! IT IS NOT HAPPENING, OKAY?
While I agree that Chris isn't going to a group home for any number of reasons, I'm less convinced that he'd be able to contain his sperghetti long enough to fool a serious shrink if the situation came up. This is a man (heh) who punched his mother in the face because two guys on the internet were going to blow up his cartoon city with a moon laser. He BELIEVES this shit.
 
as a former tard wrangler, I wouldnt bother. If he ever has a worse mental break than the sonics arms arnt blue/ pepper spraying event, and he actually harms someone- then goes on about the merge and how an eletric hedgehog pokemon is currently controlling his body he might just be put in the looney bin against his wishes. Especially if it's posy bard with no one to look after him
The question is whether he's got the balls to go out and pepper spray someone which, after the Idea Guys saga, I doubt.
CHRIS IS NOT GOING TO A GROUP HOME! EVER! I AM SO FUCKING SICK OF SAYING THIS! IT IS NOT HAPPENING, OKAY?
There are better uses of taxpayers' money than wrangling Chris.
 
Chris should live in a zoo-like habitat that aims to replicate their natural environment (tendies delivery plus unlimited internet access). This way Chris can be kept under observation by scientists to better unlock the secrets of the human mind while also keeping Chris safe from poachers.
 
Into your mom's pussy. Repeatedly. He will have multiple children with her you motherfucker.
Calm down. Okay, in your opinion, where can Chris go? Clearly he ain't staying in 14 BLC. No one in his family will take him. Chris doesn't have any savings for at the very least an affordable apartment. Chris is what we all know he is: a mentally disabled adult. A group home or adult daycare facility is the only logical choice.
 
Calm down. Okay, in your opinion, where can Chris go? Clearly he ain't staying in 14 BLC. No one in his family will take him. Chris doesn't have any savings for at the very least an affordable apartment. Chris is what we all know he is: a mentally disabled adult. A group home or adult daycare facility is the only logical choice.
Chris will hustle if Barb in the past or a current situation lights a fire under his ass (see: the MovingForward videos). Only instead of selling his shit he'd put the begging into maximum overdrive. He's not a baby that needs to be coddled, he can navigate through shit just fine. He just doesn't want to because effort.
Chris should live in a zoo-like habitat that aims to replicate their natural environment (tendies delivery plus unlimited internet access). This way Chris can be kept under observation by scientists to better unlock the secrets of the human mind while also keeping Chris safe from poachers.
They should also do experiments to determine which types of trolling are the most effective on Chris. By taking away his toys.
 
Chris will hustle if Barb in the past or a current situation lights a fire under his ass (see: the MovingForward videos). Only instead of selling his shit he'd put the begging into maximum overdrive. He's not a baby that needs to be coddled, he can navigate through shit just fine. He just doesn't want to because effort.

They should also do experiments to determine which types of trolling are the most effective on Chris. By taking away his toys.
Chris is used to being coddled. I don't expect much, but I predict it's a matter of time when the enablers buy him an apartment, but when Chris start missing payments...
Does Chris have debts, or did the collectors think "Nah, this guy ain't paying us back; we're just going to clear your account."?
 
as a former tard wrangler, I wouldnt bother. If he ever has a worse mental break than the sonics arms arnt blue/ pepper spraying event, and he actually harms someone- then goes on about the merge and how an eletric hedgehog pokemon is currently controlling his body he might just be put in the looney bin against his wishes. Especially if it's posy bard with no one to look after him
my twitter account got suspended again, therefore I can no longer be able keep up with Chris. At least for a while
 
my twitter account got suspended again, therefore I can no longer be able keep up with Chris. At least for a while
He's pretty depressing these days anyway, until something big happens to him I dont know if I'd keep that much of an eye on him.

did you get suspended for something good?
 
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