Containment What will happen when Barb dies?

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ahavayeshana said:
Honestly, I see him sort of going down the same road as Sick Nick--I am not referring to the pedophilia or anything. I just mean I see him severely isolating himself and becoming disgustingly filthy.
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From my research I believe Chris contains his crap in his briefs, and does not smear it on the walls. There is a slight difference there.
 
Marvin said:
Car's in his name, so it's fine. I'm pretty confident Barb owes way less than the value of the house. I guess they'd mortgage the house to pay her debts.
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Ah, alright. Makes sense, although it seems that money might not be his biggest problem.

There are so many factors involved in what would happen, and it would all depend on how she went. And we have the pending court case. If he ends up with probation and she dies, he'll have to be financially responsible for his own self. So, with that in mind, there's a chance that the courts will revoke his probation and send him to prison.




There's also a chance that it'll rain 100$ bills from the sky, dinosaurs will return, and I'll learn proper grammar.
 
Phil Collins said:
If he ends up with probation and she dies, he'll have to be financially responsible for his own self.
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He already basically is, at least to the minimal extent necessary not to end up homeless.
 
Obviously he's going to move in with Cole, who will teach him the fine art of internet movie reviewing, thus setting him up for a lifetime of financial security.
 
If it's a sudden death, Chris will get pissy at the paramedics for not doing everything they can to save her.
If it's a slow death at a hospital, Chris will get pissy at the doctors for not doing everything they can to save her.

Either way, in his mind the cause of death will "stress" from "da trolls" or something like that.

As for afterwards: I'm not going to speculate too much, but so far my money is on "shits himself and do nothing".
 
Phil Collins said:
Really? I thought he was leeching off Barb's retirement cash while enjoying whatever he managed to make off of ebay.
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Nah, other way around. Barb blew all of Bob's retirement fighting the Snyder charges. She leeches Chris' tugboat more than vice versa. She also gets Chris to take retarded loans in his name. Barb's attitude is basically just "what's yours is mine and what's mine is mine".
 
Actually I do wonder if Cole will end up inheriting anything, and what kind of shenanigans he might try pulling if so. It all comes down to whether Barb has an actual will or is just leaving it up to Virginia intestacy law.
 
I think the first person Chris would call if he ever woke up to find Barb dead would be Rocky.

Then he'd post on Facebook. He might try getting in touch with Cole, who may just ignore Chris like he does now.

We'd probably pool some monetary resources and send it to Chris in his trying time...and Chris would demand the destruction of Kiwi Farms after posting his thank you message on Facebook. If we're lucky, one of us will again be referred to as a "dodo brain" after Chris can't figure out how to cash the check or money order.

After that? Chris lives by himself at 14BC for as long as possible. As long as the tugboat has enough money to cover the utilities, food and gas, Chris should be okay. But we know he just may blow all available cash on Lego and whatever else has his attention right now.
 
Marvin said:
Nah, other way around. Barb blew all of Bob's retirement fighting the Snyder charges. She leeches Chris' tugboat more than vice versa. She also gets Chris to take retarded loans in his name. Barb's attitude is basically just "what's yours is mine and what's mine is mine".
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Well I'll be darned, you learn something new every day. I never would've pegged Chris as the main money maker, I never would've thought that the tugboat would be nearly enough to sustain that household with all of the cost that comes with it.

Oh, right. Debt.
 
I kind of wonder of Chris would start to be a little more open to someone for advice. Possibly looking to replace the mother figure in his life. There's a good chance he soils his pants and remains inactive but still he might change in some way.
 
Kosher Dill said:
Actually I do wonder if Cole will end up inheriting anything, and what kind of shenanigans he might try pulling if so. It all comes down to whether Barb has an actual will or is just leaving it up to Virginia intestacy law.
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Brother, Cole probably doesn't want the hoard
 
Real talk here, niggas, real talk:

Chris is definitely going to end up in someone's care. Group home, family friend, family (Unlikely. VERY VERY unlikely), or maybe even one of his Facebook friends will take pity on him and invite him to stay with them before trying to get him into a group home. As for his reaction, he'd call 911, but given his track record (Shoving sharp shards up his ass, macing people, and making bathroom coffee, to name a few), it's unlikely he'd call them first. And for sure, he'd make a Facebook post about how he's scared, cold, and alone in such a big, big house. Will Chris commit suicide? Maybe. We've never really seen him suicidal, nor at the brink, but then again he never really talked about being suicidal, so he could probably be keeping those feelings bottled up. I won't lie, this'll be a scary, yet interesting moment for Chris's life. It's territory we've only theorized about, going based only on what happened when Bob died. When Bob died, though, Chris had people to turn to, and Bard. But now? We're not entirely sure.
 
Hulk Hogan said:
Brother, Cole probably doesn't want the hoard
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He could try reviewing the hoard. "While this chair certainly tries to seem comfortable, in reality it is flattened to the board and contains no deeper meaning. I give it a C+ or two stars out of five/no halves"
 
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