Containment What will happen when Barb dies?

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The shock of it will snap him out of his tomgirlism, snap him out of his autism, and he'll get a job, get in shape, meet a nice girl and have a daughter named Crystal. Then we'll all kill ourselves when we realize how much better Chris is than us.
 
Honestly, I don't think we have to worry about this for a long time. Barb is old and infirm, sure, but plenty of people more infirm than her live well into their 80s or 90s. Human beings are surprisingly hard to kill. When it does happen though, and if we are still documenting them at that point, we'll probably see a complete loss of interest in Christine like what we thought might happen after Bob's death or the fire. We only kept making fun of her after those two events after those two events because she bounced back, at least partway, because she still had her mother. When Barb dies, everything that Christine has ever loved will be dead. She will be a fundamentally broken person. She'll turn from lolcow to sadcow and we'll all stop watching. We'll probably offer her money, but I don't think she'll be responsible enough to use it well. I'd say she'd probably move in with a friend from the bar or a family friend, but I'm not sure she has any real friends left - she's burnt a hell of a lot of bridges in her time.
 
The screams of a thousand shitposters will ring out as they realise they can no longer make a thread asking this question.

And Hellblazer will celebrate by getting super drunk. Like totally rat-arsed.
 
Figgus said:
Chris has been overmilked these days. From what I've seen, all we get anymore is the climaxes of stories that would have probably been a lot funnier if Chris was still vlogging his day to day life (becoming a tranny, getting arrested, etc.) My hope is that the distress from losing Barb sends him crawling back to the internet since he'll have nobody else to turn to. Maybe then we'll go back to having a regular supply of Sonichu comics and potential Sweethearts from the Ground-Up. Or maybe he'll shit himself and do nothing.
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Chris never "vlogged". We specifically prompted those videos from him. He never did stuff online in that manner on his own. Chris also doesn't actually have fun drawing the comics. He likes Sonichu, he doesn't really like drawing itself that much. Legos (or amiibos or whatever else he gets into) achieve largely the same purpose as the Sonichu comics, but they're a lot less work.
Gunslinger said:
I think it will break him (not permanently) and hopefully someone in the church will help him or put him in contact with someone that can. He'll probably start talking to Rocky again...assuming his tomgirl/Transgender lifestyle hasn't completely alienated him from that community. He really should have some sort of caregiver, but I can't see that working considering his reactions in the past and assertion that he is an adult high-functioning autistic and can take care of himself. I think deep down therapy and such terrifies him because he's afraid of being put in some sort of home for the mentally disabled. He has his parents to thank for that belief and it's really holding him back from getting the help he needs. Maybe with this court case they'll assign him to a psychiatrist who he feels comfortable with and can remain in contact with so the transition to life on his own won't be a damaging.
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Chris' church is very accepting. Also, I don't think Chris avoids therapy like people portray him to. He has no strong feelings about it either way. It's just a waste of time in his mind. Why would he piss away time driving to see a therapist when he could buy legos or go to impulse or something?
 
I'm actually a little concerned for the Chandler pets. If Barb goes, seeing as Chris can hardly take care of himself, what will become of their animals? The guy spends his money on Legos, and can't be bothered to do anything that requires minimal work. Pets are a huge responsibility, and unfortunately, I don't think it would be a surprise if Chris neglected them...
 
Lapras said:
I'm actually a little concerned for the Chandler pets. If Barb goes, seeing as Chris can hardly take care of himself, what will become of their animals? The guy spends his money on Legos, and can't be bothered to do anything that requires minimal work. Pets are a huge responsibility, and unfortunately, I don't think it would be a surprise if Chris neglected them...
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Heh, if he can unlearn what Barb taught him, their lives would improve.
 
He will shit himself and do nothing.

Also why is tread existing? We all know what will happen:

Barb becomes a zombie and returns to her precious hoard and remains adding to it until the end times occur. When Chris passes away, she will add him to the hoard as well.
 
Barb's wasting butt disease / her weight loss and Chris' tomgirlism aren't coincidental. Barb is moving onto a new host body.
 
Lapras said:
I'm actually a little concerned for the Chandler pets. If Barb goes, seeing as Chris can hardly take care of himself, what will become of their animals? The guy spends his money on Legos, and can't be bothered to do anything that requires minimal work. Pets are a huge responsibility, and unfortunately, I don't think it would be a surprise if Chris neglected them...
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Come on. Chris isn't such a drooling retard that he can't remember to feed a few dogs (which he does seem to care a lot about).
 
Chris joins forces with the trolls to turn his life around.
He also writes the Ultimate Sonichu comic in collaboration with the Trolls!
 
MrTroll said:
Come on. Chris isn't such a drooling exceptional individual that he can't remember to feed a few dogs (which he does seem to care a lot about).
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This, in fact, he might start letting them shit outside, even if just out of being too lazy to change newspaper regularly.
 
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