Containment What will happen when Barb dies?

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Chan the Wizard said:
I really just wonder how Chris will handle her arrangements.
I know she has the space next to Bob but would Chris know how to go through process? What exactly has she pre-paid for? Would Chris want a viewing/funeral?
I assume the church or a real life orbiter would help try to navigate it but I can’t see anyone putting up serious money for anything.

I guess that’s the end you choose by being a cunt all your life. Dying alone and having your retard offspring handling your affairs.
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Knowing chris, he'd probably make it a public funeral that will be flooded with weens because of Chris's delusions of grandeur.

Also AFAIK, rocky has cut off chris and his former church all but excommunicated him, so his only sources of funding will be his tugboat and maybe some weens.
 
If I remember correctly, CWC's tugboat had been increased after Bob died; wouldn't the same happen after Barb's passing?
I did read that Barb handles most of the said tugboat, so with her out of the way, that'd be even more tardbucks wasted on plastic crap.

For all intents and purposes, any tugboat increase wouldn't mean shit; in this case, CWC shits himself on a pile of useless merch and does nothing, minus whatever Barb's management has been so far.

On a barely related note, just remembered a Swedish/Dutch movie, "Lilya 4-ever", about a girl abandoned by her single mom in a post-Soviet town, and later forced to live in an inferior apartment; one scene had the lights off due to unpaid power bill, so with no money on hand, one of the first things she attempts is selling a handful of crap from the apartment on a sidewalk. The main reason I'm describing all that is because a reimagining of the said scene (but with CWC trying to sell the Hoard) makes me grin for some reason.
 
Oh, here comes a thought.
What if Chris straight up hides the body, and tries to cover up the death? Isn't that a rumour that's been going around recently, anyways? It'd be pretty fucked up, but honestly with how deluded he is it sounds like a possibility.
 
What if Chris Chan read this thread, and saw how people keep saying how he will be homeless after barb dies, and then barb dies and he just flat out panics, and he actually honestly does hide the body because of how terrified he became of becoming homeless after barb dies. The idea of Chris Chan being smart enough to figure out how to get his own apartment after barb dies honestly sounds like it would just be too hard for Chris Chan to figure out on his own and I really don’t think everyone will bother helping him after how he keeps alienating weens away from him by his behavior so my question is,

Would it actually be smarter for Chris Chan to hide barbs body for a few years and remain living in the house instead of immediately notifying the police that she’s dead inside the house and become homeless shortly after her death. I think she will die suddenly in her sleep inside the house instead of going to a hospital first and dying.

he could prop her dead body in a chair and pretend like she is alive and have conservations with her.
 
Shiversblood said:
he could prop her dead body in a chair and pretend like she is alive and have conservations with her.
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That might last a coupe of days at best, amusing but sad. Not only would the fact that she's dead hit him but then the body will start the process of decomposition, the smell will just make the entire house reek incredibly bad (even more then it does right now) at that point, if you genuinely think he can just submerge the body in the hoard some place and not attempt to burry it somewhere, it won't last very long for him.

I think someone in the area might be alerted to the smell, if he seriously thinks he can't find a way to burry the body somewhere or doesn't end up reporting her death to the authorities, he would end up freaking out and attempting to hide the body would be short lived (Some information about her death might be leaked here and there in some tweets or updates from him and at that point, he can't play the "she's perfectly healthy and alive" charade anymore).

Unless I'm underestimating Chris and his potential to be some scheming criminal mastermind and his methods to find a way to hide the body completely out of public eyes somewhere underground or buried in some type of basement (so it would be completely improbable to find the body somewhere obvious) he could collect her money and not having to deal with the ultimate dilemma of him having to leave the house and face reality.
 
"Hiding the body" talk is sheer nonsense. Chris is actually very paranoid about Barb's health and will call the doctor the instant he thinks something is wrong. If she "doesn't wake up" one day he'll mash 911 at sonic zappin' speed.
 
Kosher Dill said:
"Hiding the body" talk is sheer nonsense. Chris is actually very paranoid about Barb's health and will call the doctor the instant he thinks something is wrong. If she "doesn't wake up" one day he'll mash 911 at sonic zappin' speed.
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yeah, chris is insane but also isn't norman bates. when barb dies it will probably be a lot more uneventful than people would like for it to be, sadly
 
Shiversblood said:
What if Chris Chan read this thread, and saw how people keep saying how he will be homeless after barb dies, and then barb dies and he just flat out panics, and he actually honestly does hide the body because of how terrified he became of becoming homeless after barb dies. The idea of Chris Chan being smart enough to figure out how to get his own apartment after barb dies honestly sounds like it would just be too hard for Chris Chan to figure out on his own and I really don’t think everyone will bother helping him after how he keeps alienating weens away from him by his behavior so my question is,

Would it actually be smarter for Chris Chan to hide barbs body for a few years and remain living in the house instead of immediately notifying the police that she’s dead inside the house and become homeless shortly after her death. I think she will die suddenly in her sleep inside the house instead of going to a hospital first and dying.

he could prop her dead body in a chair and pretend like she is alive and have conservations with her.
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There has been plenty of cases of people being dead for years without authorities ever finding out. (Usually there’s a pension check involved.)

I could almost see Chris just shove Barbs corpse into a crowded corner of the hoard and successfully scam the government for a number of years.

If not for the fact that weens would be on him like flies on a turd, and periodically call social services for a Barb wellness check.
 
Fapcop said:
There has been plenty of cases of people being dead for years without authorities ever finding out. (Usually there’s a pension check involved.)

I could almost see Chris just shove Barbs corpse into a crowded corner of the hoard and successfully scam the government for a number of years.

If not for the fact that weens would be on him like flies on a turd, and periodically call social services for a Barb wellness check.
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Yes then probably disguise himself as Barb to not make it Obvious.
 
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