Containment What will happen when Barb dies?

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BScCollateral said:
Karl May.

Or something. Pop culture wasn't invented in the 1950s; I'm sure there was an analogous IP.
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LOLOLOL!!!

Of course! He’d have all the books. And probably a collection of Winnetou cigarette cards or some shit like that.

(Karl May was a German writer who wrote cheesy western books for kids and young adults. The main characters was the wise and brave Indian Winnetou and his friend the indomitable Old Shatterhand. Hitler was also a big fan of that series.)


Tintin maybe? I think it predated the war. Though nah... Tintin would probably be a bit too cerebral for Chris.
 
Sonichump said:
Trains. Even today a lot of autists are attracted to trains. I think it has to do with the top speeds they could achieve that were impressive back then.
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If it wasn't for pokemon and Sonic, besides Lego, I can imagine Chris sperging over trains.
 
Sonichump said:
Trains. Even today a lot of autists are attracted to trains. I think it has to do with the top speeds they could achieve that were impressive back then.
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One thing is for sure though. “CWCville” would be renamed to “Das CWCstadt” and instead of being a mere mayor, Chris would get to be Gauleiter.

“Heil Sonichu! How are your Sonichu-troopers?”

“Heil mein Führer! Keeping the streets swept clear like always father! If Mary Jew Bolsh tries anything, we’ll be on her like beer on a Bratwurst!”
 
A big fat reason Chris has a crappy diet could be because Barb QUIT COOKING FOREVER after the Spaghetti Incident.

After Chris was done with high school at Manchester, he moved back to Ruckersville - Bob and Chris had moved to keep Chris from "being put in a mental institution" (read: getting special education). When they moved back, Barb had made spaghetti, but Chris and Bob weren't hungry. Barb never cooked again.

To this day, Chris has been eating like a stereotypical American - nothing but fast food and microwave crap - and one can see him going fat in photos right after Manchester. So in a way, Barb could be responsible for Chris being so obese today.
 
ToroidalBoat said:
A big fat reason Chris has a crappy diet could be because Barb QUIT COOKING FOREVER after the Spaghetti Incident.

After Chris was done with high school at Manchester, he moved back to Ruckersville - Bob and Chris had moved to keep Chris from "being put in a mental institution" (read: getting special education). When they moved back, Barb had made spaghetti, but Chris and Bob weren't hungry. Barb never cooked again.

To this day, Chris has been eating like a stereotypical American - nothing but fast food and microwave crap - and one can see him going fat in photos right after Manchester. So in a way, Barb could be responsible for Chris being so obese today.
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I swear, lipoatrpohy is the only reason barb looks like the cryptkeeper's mom and not like a wrinkled, grey beanbag.

It also makes me wonder what its like for her to suffer whenever chris tries to 'cook.' Maybe its a situation where that old rule of 'if you cover something with enough ketchup, it tastes fine' comes into effect.
 
Either Chris's whiteknights give him enough money to keep his house, or he fucking dies.
That man CLEARLY cannot survive on his own, with how fucked up he is. If he goes homeless, he'll either starve to death because he can't contain his spending habits, and clearly he can't eat healthy. There's gonna be an article talking about how they found a bloated corpse on the street, and that'll be the end of Chris.
Honestly, I hope his whiteknights DO keep him alive, since I obviously don't wish the man any serious harm, but at the same time I wish he'd just learn how to live on his own.
 
KillDaHo said:
Either Chris's whiteknights give him enough money to keep his house, or he fucking dies.
That man CLEARLY cannot survive on his own, with how fucked up he is. If he goes homeless, he'll either starve to death because he can't contain his spending habits, and clearly he can't eat healthy. There's gonna be an article talking about how they found a bloated corpse on the street, and that'll be the end of Chris.
Honestly, I hope his whiteknights DO keep him alive, since I obviously don't wish the man any serious harm, but at the same time I wish he'd just learn how to live on his own.
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After falling out with Sarah and Steve over BronyCon, I doubt anyone will commit any major financial resources, let alone $300k to pay off the reverse mortgage, to chris.
 
KillDaHo said:
Either Chris's whiteknights give him enough money to keep his house, or he fucking dies.
That man CLEARLY cannot survive on his own, with how fucked up he is. If he goes homeless, he'll either starve to death because he can't contain his spending habits, and clearly he can't eat healthy. There's gonna be an article talking about how they found a bloated corpse on the street, and that'll be the end of Chris.
Honestly, I hope his whiteknights DO keep him alive, since I obviously don't wish the man any serious harm, but at the same time I wish he'd just learn how to live on his own.
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According to Chris, he did "fix" his AC, but it was only for his "work" room. But you are right for the most part; Chris can barely function, due to laziness.

Rosechu's Pickle said:
After falling out with Sarah and Steve over BronyCon, I doubt anyone will commit any major financial resources, let alone $300k to pay off the reverse mortgage, to chris.
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This was a given. There's absolutely no way Chris stays in 14 BLC when Barb dies. Hopeful wishing maybe collectively, Chris' enabler's/whiteknights could raise the money, or social media influencers, like PewDiePie can donate.
But why would you when you know Chris' history. Every time he gets bailed out, he goes back to the same shit all over again, never learning his lesson and never adjusting to make the effort to make his life better.
 
Hogar Grupal said:
According to Chris, he did "fix" his AC, but it was only for his "work" room. But you are right for the most part; Chris can barely function, due to laziness.



This was a given. There's absolutely no way Chris stays in 14 BLC when Barb dies. Hopeful wishing maybe collectively, Chris' enabler's/whiteknights could raise the money, or social media influencers, like PewDiePie can donate.
But why would you when you know Chris' history. Every time he gets bailed out, he goes back to the same shit all over again, never learning his lesson and never adjusting to make the effort to make his life better.
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Chris needs to learn to Shit or get off the Pot.
 
can't breef said:
  1. Barb actually dies
  2. Funeral within 1 month
  3. Chris goes missing
  4. Found by cops
  5. Fights with cops
  6. Sectioned
  7. Released when he is 70
  8. Movie made by Hollywood about Sonichu and Chris is used a new transgender icon with tons of faux history about him being targeted (and trans)
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Hmm not sure if Chris would just magically disappear given that scenario, if he did he'd only be offline for a couple of days maybe (like he normally is on twitter) he'd probably telegraph himself on social media one way or the other to talk about da merge and his fantasy OCs, twitter/youtube would be his only outreach with people that follow and "support" him.

I'm also pretty adamant that some White Knight will make a considerable effort to coddle him up and try to take care of him as soon as he's left with the predicament of leaving the house, who knows how long that wold last though.
 
I really just wonder how Chris will handle her arrangements.
I know she has the space next to Bob but would Chris know how to go through process? What exactly has she pre-paid for? Would Chris want a viewing/funeral?
I assume the church or a real life orbiter would help try to navigate it but I can’t see anyone putting up serious money for anything.

I guess that’s the end you choose by being a cunt all your life. Dying alone and having your retard offspring handling your affairs.
 
Whatever happens, it's gotta be better than the current saga right now. Chris is downright boring atm. There is nothing except stupid shit going on. Barb dying could be the greatest thing to happen to this forum.

Because he'd be ded.
 
can't breef said:
  1. Barb actually dies
  2. Funeral within 1 month
  3. Chris goes missing
  4. Found by cops
  5. Fights with cops
  6. Sectioned
  7. Released when he is 70
  8. Movie made by Hollywood about Sonichu and Chris is used a new transgender icon with tons of faux history about him being targeted (and trans)
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Lol Chris isn't going to live to be 70.
 
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