Containment What will happen when Barb dies?

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Barb will try to have a bath to wash off the smell of animal piss and shit, die in there and stay in the bath tub for months and become like Soup Girl. Chris won't bathe anyways so he'll ignore the mess in the bathroom, play with his toys and eat hot pockets.
 
Daughter of Cernunnos said:
Barb will try to have a bath to wash off the smell of animal piss and shit, die in there and stay in the bath tub for months and become like Soup Girl. Chris won't bathe anyways so he'll ignore the mess in the bathroom, play with his toys and eat hot pockets.
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I wonder if Chris has had any microwave trouble before, he hasn't had a very good track record when it come to certain electronic appliances.
 
Pickle Inspector said:
Seasoned homeless people would likely see Chris as an easy mark, acting crazy seems to not be that uncommon among the homeless, especially when it comes to drug addicts.

The only people I could see being afraid of Chris is if he tried hitting on homeless teen girls at a shelter or something like that.
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CWC would just be part of the scenery if he were homeless.
 
With his latest video addressing Cole, Chris is going to be like a lost babe in the woods when Barb dies. He thinks that he'll stay in 14 BLC, but the reality, which he hates, will be far worse for him. Poor SOB can't even bother to plan. Instead of that 6k the idea guy scammed him out of, Chris could easily set that aside. But, let's be honest, even if he hadn't been scammed, Chris would have blown that 6k on plastic fairly quickly.
 
How much influence does Barb even have over Chris now? In the last video she seemed completely absent. Chris seems to treat her like she's a ball and chain except for when he's using her in his latest e-begging scheme.

Also, just thinking about the living hell that Barb is going through. Imagine being stuck in a house, practically bed-bound, with Chris Chan of all people. Death's release would be a welcome change tbh.
 
HumptyDumpty said:
How much influence does Barb even have over Chris now? In the last video she seemed completely absent. Chris seems to treat her like she's a ball and chain except for when he's using her in his latest e-begging scheme.

Also, just thinking about the living hell that Barb is going through. Imagine being stuck in a house, practically bed-bound, with Chris Chan of all people. Death's release would be a welcome change tbh.
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A better allegory would be that they are like a conjoined twin who don't along. Chris sees Barb as a burden, Barb sees Chris as an idiotic embarrassment. However both know that if one of them go, it won't be long until the other fall apart.
 
HumptyDumpty said:
How much influence does Barb even have over Chris now? In the last video she seemed completely absent. Chris seems to treat her like she's a ball and chain except for when he's using her in his latest e-begging scheme.

Also, just thinking about the living hell that Barb is going through. Imagine being stuck in a house, practically bed-bound, with Chris Chan of all people. Death's release would be a welcome change tbh.
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Barb needs chris because she takes a big chunk of his monthly check he gets from the government, like 2/3rds I think. She uses this more or less responsibly but chris blows all his cash on whatever's in front of him. Chris needs barb to manage his life. If chris leaves, so goes that steady bit of income. Chris leaves? well, he might be able to get an apartment but he'd never be able to pay rent because he has no impulse control. Barb's also one of his last tethers to reality, so when she dies chris may crawl even deeper into delusion.

And yeah, I've actually brought up the idea of being bed-bound and having chris as a care giver as a hell I wouldn't wish on anyone.
 
Hogar Grupal said:
With his latest video addressing Cole, Chris is going to be like a lost babe in the woods when Barb dies. He thinks that he'll stay in 14 BLC, but the reality, which he hates, will be far worse for him. Poor SOB can't even bother to plan. Instead of that 6k the idea guy scammed him out of, Chris could easily set that aside. But, let's be honest, even if he hadn't been scammed, Chris would have blown that 6k on plastic fairly quickly.
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See, that’s why I can’t really be mad over the Idea Guys scamming money from him.

It’s not like these funds cheated Chris out of an autism operation. It’s money he would have spent on some plastic crap and Big Macs anyways.

Moreover, it’s moneu that Chris himself scammed out of other retards. And if he was so hard up for cash, he could easily sit down and make more.

Which he doesn’t, of course.
 
Fapcop said:
See, that’s why I can’t really be mad over the Idea Guys scamming money from him.

It’s not like these funds cheated Chris out of an autism operation. It’s money he would have spent on some plastic crap and Big Macs anyways.

Moreover, it’s moneu that Chris himself scammed out of other retards. And if he was so hard up for cash, he could easily sit down and make more.

Which he doesn’t, of course.
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Fair point I guess, but it was people's tax dollars that Chris ended up giving them, it wasn't really his own money (yes I know the United States spends people's taxes on worse shit but that's a lot of money that was designated for people on welfare) it shouldn't have been seized by a bunch of lonely sad faggots who probably weren't eligible for tard bucks and got some people's tax money for themselves.

But at the same time, I still can't believe to this day that Chris willingly gave them that much money and how gullible and naïve he was to believe that his fictional universe was going to be wiped out by a weapon of mass destruction
 
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Fapcop said:
Moreover, it’s moneu that Chris himself scammed out of other retards. And if he was so hard up for cash, he could easily sit down and make more.
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Lmao, two retards scammed a retard out of his tard bucks, both the tard bucks the government pays him, and the tard bucks he himself scammed from other retards.

It's retards all the way down.
 
I have a bad feeling that Cole would automatically have Chris be eligible for a new episode of Hoarders and that 14 BLC would be easily auditioned for the filming of getting rid of some infamous hoardful of plastic and Goodwill stuff. Chris would get his Amazon seller account reasonably with the help from psycho therapists and pro-cleaning experts, and then he would be rich enough to pay off all the bills and finally make new pages of comics alone in peace knowing he had his adult sanity back. But no... some people point out that he's going for either the homeless saga or the Section 8 housing saga. I respect the predictions of others, okay?
 
Mariposa Electrique said:
So, Hitler was right.
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If Chris had lived in Nazi Germany, he wouldn’t have had a monthly tugboat.

Instead they’d give him a bicycle, a shovel and a fancy uniform and sent him off to dig ditches in Prussia or harvest wheat somewhere in the ReichArbeitsDienst.

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Chris would have had comradeship, learned the value of honest work and be fit instead of having the body of a 60 year old at 40, ravaged by hormones, junknfood and a sedentary lifestyle.

Nazi Chris would possibly have been best Chris.

(At least until the Red Army showed up!)
 
Fapcop said:
If Chris had lived in Nazi Germany, he wouldn’t have had a monthly tugboat.

Instead they’d give him a bicycle, a shovel and a fancy uniform and sent him off to dig ditches in Prussia or harvest wheat somewhere in the ReichArbeitsDienst.

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Chris would have had comradeship, learned the value of honest work and be fit instead of having the body of a 60 year old at 40, ravaged by hormones, junknfood and a sedentary lifestyle.

Nazi Chris would possibly have been best Chris.

(At least until the Red Army showed up!)
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I first thought "But the nazis didn't like mental illness and sent them to the camps" but then I wondered how long autism was known. Apparently it became more widely known in the 1940s so chris would probably just be thought of as stupid. So he likely wouldn't have been sent to the camps.

Also: no TV/video games to obsess over so chris would be FAR better off.
 
TheOnlyYamchaFan said:
I first thought "But the nazis didn't like mental illness and sent them to the camps" but then I wondered how long autism was known. Apparently it became more widely known in the 1940s so chris would probably just be thought of as stupid. So he likely wouldn't have been sent to the camps.

Also: no TV/video games to obsess over so chris would be FAR better off.
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Nah, Chris would have been safe from any euthanasia business.

The Aktion T4 literally only took the worst of the worst. (And even then it took 3 doctors to agree.) Non verbal people, grown ups with the mental function of a baby. The kind of handicapped people who these days require require 24-7 supervision by a whole set of tard wranglers.


Chris would just have been thought of as a handsy, occasionally creepy dumbkopf, as you wrote.

No Sonic, no vidya and no TV would def. also be better for Chris but... Autism finds a way, if you know what I mean.

So what would our hypothetical Nazi-Chris start sperging over? Tin soldiers? NSDAP stuff? (Would Chris tape up picture of the Führer all over his house, and always bring up the Jews and Bolsheviks in conversations? I know the Nazis made a whole bunch of medals and pins which I could see Chris collecting.)

Personally I think he’d go for that all time autist classic: Stamp collecting.

(Which is of course just more proof that Nazi-Chris is the best Chris. Unlike our Chris, who’ll only leave a worthless pile of plastic crap when he dies, Nazi-Chris would leave a valuable stamp collection in his Teutonic horde.)
 
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