Containment What will happen when Barb dies?

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I don't think previous charges can be used against him unless they were super recent. There are far worse people wandering around homeless. His state seems underfunded enough to likely have a large waiting list and to split hairs on who qualifies for what.
Besides, Chris says loony shit but I doubt he's truly disconnected from reality. He'll definitely lose the house but his tugboat should secure him a basic level of housing that even a tard can maintain (hygiene and comfort are other matters).
 
Mghelo said:
Even if Barb has a fat life insurance policy, she hasn't done nearly enough to teach Chris how to manage a home.
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She borrowed against the policy, meaning Chris will have jack shit once she becomes a rosechu.

BanalEntropy said:
I don't think previous charges can be used against him unless they were super recent. There are far worse people wandering around homeless. His state seems underfunded enough to likely have a large waiting list and to split hairs on who qualifies for what.
Besides, Chris says loony shit but I doubt he's truly disconnected from reality. He'll definitely lose the house but his tugboat should secure him a basic level of housing that even a tard can maintain (hygiene and comfort are other matters).
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The only reason Sockness isn't homeless is because he's on Section 8 in addition to his own tugboat. AFAIK no one has bothered chris enough to get started filing for S8
BanalEntropy said:
He'll definitely lose the house but his tugboat should secure him a basic
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The tugboat is like $1200. That's barely enough for a non-section 8 housing apartment in Charlottesville. Its been established that Chris is unlikely to leave Cville.
 
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Maybe he could get one of those USDA subsidized apartments? I have a friend that grew up in one and lived in one himself before getting good work and they were pretty nice, at least where he was. The rent is on a sliding scale based on income.
 
AnOminous said:
He would probably move there if he moved anywhere. There might even be some places there where he isn't banned.
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Oh man, I didn't even consider that, Chris moving elsewhere and tardraging about getting banned from every store in a whole different area all over again.

Barb can't die soon enough.
 
Hexbox said:
Maybe he could get one of those USDA subsidized apartments? I have a friend that grew up in one and lived in one himself before getting good work and they were pretty nice, at least where he was. The rent is on a sliding scale based on income.
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You mean one of these things?

Housing Assistance

Housing for Individuals USDA provides homeownership opportunities to rural Americans, and home renovation and repair programs. USDA also provides financing to elderly, disabled, or low-income rural residents in multi-unit housing complexes to ensure that they are able to make rent payments.
www.usda.gov www.usda.gov

I think the problem here is the same as with Section 8. (Regardless of whether he qualifies, which I doubt that he does.)

You need to apply, fill in a bunch of paperwork and follow up. And then wait for years. It might have been an idea 5-years ago, but by now it’s too late.

Rosechu's Pickle said:
She borrowed against the policy, meaning Chris will have jack shit once she becomes a rosechu.



The only reason Sockness isn't homeless is because he's on Section 8 in addition to his own tugboat. AFAIK no one has bothered chris enough to get started filing for S8


The tugboat is like $1200. That's barely enough for a non-section 8 housing apartment in Charlottesville. Its been established that Chris is unlikely to leave Cville.
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I believe it’s closer to $1500, but even then it’s barely enough for the kind of life Chris has gotten accustomed to.

A house would cost around 1200$ to rent or month, so that’s a no go unless Chris starts some kind of tard-collective.

A nice one room or two room apartment would likewise cost around 1000$

(Average rent is around $1K in Ruckersville, let alone Cville.)

That leaves the cheapest kind of studio apartments for around 700$


Add hydro, water, TV/internet, etc. on top of that, and were quickly looking at around 1000$, which would leave Chris with $200-$500 for food, Fanta and toys. And his car and gas.

Anyone else could easily manage on a 2-500$ monthly food budget. For Chris, it would be a famine-like situation.

(Keep in mind: This is all without including Chris’s ungodly hoard of crap, which could easily fill one or two big storage units, which cost around $300 a piece in the Ruckersville area. Yes, I’ve looked into this, I’m that autistic.)

TLDR: Not a lot of Legos or McDonald’s in Chris’s future.

TLDR 2: Aside from Section 8, which is out of the question, the best future scenarios for Chris would be either to live in a storage unit (lol!) or to get a camper/mobile home and live in that.
 
Flavius Anthemius said:
Or better yet, he could move to another state, and that would put him in a much better position then staying in Virginia.
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No, people in other states probably don't want him around either. Sure he might, "Brave, stunning, work it Goddess" in communist shitholes, but eventually, he'll wear out his welcome almost everywhere.
 
Mariposa Electrique said:
No, people in other states probably don't want him around either. Sure he might, "Brave, stunning, work it Goddess" in communist shitholes, but eventually, he'll wear out his welcome almost everywhere.
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True.

Of course, discussing Chris moving to other states is kinda like discussing what Chris would say if he was the first autist on the moon. (“Zap to the extreme!”? “For the Internet!”?)

It’s fun, but we all know it’ll never happen.

California, or Kansas might as well be on another planet as far as Chris is concerned.

His autism is pretty strong there, fuck... I doubt Chris would even move to another part of Virginia than what he already knows, unless he was somehow forced.
 
Fapcop said:
You mean one of these things?

Housing Assistance

Housing for Individuals USDA provides homeownership opportunities to rural Americans, and home renovation and repair programs. USDA also provides financing to elderly, disabled, or low-income rural residents in multi-unit housing complexes to ensure that they are able to make rent payments.
www.usda.gov www.usda.gov

I think the problem here is the same as with Section 8. (Regardless of whether he qualifies, which I doubt that he does.)

You need to apply, fill in a bunch of paperwork and follow up. And then wait for years. It might have been an idea 5-years ago, but by now it’s too late.




I believe it’s closer to $1500, but even then it’s barely enough for the kind of life Chris has gotten accustomed to.

A house would cost around 1200$ to rent or month, so that’s a no go unless Chris starts some kind of tard-collective.

A nice one room or two room apartment would likewise cost around 1000$

(Average rent is around $1K in Ruckersville, let alone Cville.)

That leaves the cheapest kind of studio apartments for around 700$


Add hydro, water, TV/internet, etc. on top of that, and were quickly looking at around 1000$, which would leave Chris with $200-$500 for food, Fanta and toys. And his car and gas.

Anyone else could easily manage on a 2-500$ monthly food budget. For Chris, it would be a famine-like situation.

(Keep in mind: This is all without including Chris’s ungodly hoard of crap, which could easily fill one or two big storage units, which cost around $300 a piece in the Ruckersville area. Yes, I’ve looked into this, I’m that autistic.)

TLDR: Not a lot of Legos or McDonald’s in Chris’s future.

TLDR 2: Aside from Section 8, which is out of the question, the best future scenarios for Chris would be either to live in a storage unit (lol!) or to get a camper/mobile home and live in that.
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Hopefully Jersh follows up on him saying that he'd go help Chris once Barb dies, Chris wouldn't be able to think about this by himself and the crackheads entertaining his post-Idea Guys delusions can barely problem-solve enough to get that close to Chris.
 
Fapcop said:
You mean one of these things?

Housing Assistance

Housing for Individuals USDA provides homeownership opportunities to rural Americans, and home renovation and repair programs. USDA also provides financing to elderly, disabled, or low-income rural residents in multi-unit housing complexes to ensure that they are able to make rent payments.
www.usda.gov www.usda.gov

I think the problem here is the same as with Section 8. (Regardless of whether he qualifies, which I doubt that he does.)

You need to apply, fill in a bunch of paperwork and follow up. And then wait for years. It might have been an idea 5-years ago, but by now it’s too late.
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Yeah them's the ones. Depending on availability the wait may not be too long. My friend never waited terribly long and the application wasn't much more than the usual apartment apps. That being said, you're absolutely right that he probably couldn't figure the process out, and if he did the application would probably end up in the garbage once they see it signed :medallion:CHRIS CHAN SONICHU:medallion:.
 
Does anyone know exactly what the deal with the rental house was? When barn croaks and the house is lost to forclouse could Chris get in contact with the people who rented it out to him last time? Sure Chris isn't the sharpest tool in the shed when it comes to debts and obligations but even he could probably understand he'd have to pay rent for the house he was staying at after the fire. Unless of course it was always meant to be a temporary fix and he was never meant to stay there long term. Thought personally given the condition Chris and barn left the place in it'd be a wonder if anyone moved in after they left
 
Jasonfan89 said:
Does anyone know exactly what the deal with the rental house was? When barn croaks and the house is lost to forclouse could Chris get in contact with the people who rented it out to him last time? Sure Chris isn't the sharpest tool in the shed when it comes to debts and obligations but even he could probably understand he'd have to pay rent for the house he was staying at after the fire. Unless of course it was always meant to be a temporary fix and he was never meant to stay there long term. Thought personally given the condition Chris and barn left the place in it'd be a wonder if anyone moved in after they left
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That’s a hard nope.

The insurance paid last time, and there’s no way Chris could afford the rent by himself. (We’re talking 1200$ and up).

The only realistic prospect for him is a dingy studio: 6-800$.
 
Jasonfan89 said:
Does anyone know exactly what the deal with the rental house was?
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Most likely it is was arranged by their house insurance carrier (eg State Farm). That's one of the things those companies do for people who've had a house burn down. Their insurer would have been the one to spearhead the whole restoration of 14BC, rather than putting it all on Barb. They have contacts with those companies that specialize in that sort of thing. The rental was only short term, until their actual house was ready to live in again.
 
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