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If I'm gonna be honest I think the best possible scenario is that Chris passes away before Barb. Not that it's important that Chris dies, it's just if he manages to die before Barb he'll be spared from the pants-shitting calamity that will unfold after Barb's passing
 
bigbigman said:
If I'm gonna be honest I think the best possible scenario is that Chris passes away before Barb. Not that it's important that Chris dies, it's just if he manages to die before Barb he'll be spared from the pants-shitting calamity that will unfold after Barb's passing
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And he'll also never live a life free of that ghoul.
 
bigbigman said:
If I'm gonna be honest I think the best possible scenario is that Chris passes away before Barb. Not that it's important that Chris dies, it's just if he manages to die before Barb he'll be spared from the pants-shitting calamity that will unfold after Barb's passing
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I still remain under the opinion that Chris would inherit Bob's heart disease and that he could pass before Barb. One look at him and it's clear to see. If you were presented with the Cwcki article on his health, you might as well be taking bets now.
 
idosometimes said:
What is the excuse for the first marriage?

Bob was just as bad as Barb. Neither knew how to care for Chris and both were more concerned about themselves than their stressful surprise. Case in point: he got Chris on welfare and then took part of the money as "rent" payments. Did he put this in an account for his disabled faget son? Nope. The only thing Chris was left with was a mortgaged house. Great pop!
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Disagree. Bob putting Chris on welfare was basically giving him the closest thing to a safety net after Chris proved he had no hope for a real future following PVCC and getting fired from Wendy's after less than a month.

I think him collecting part of the check as rent was supposed to be meant as a way to teach Chris at least some financial responsibility, like how to pay bills and such.

A lot of parents do charge rent for kids living with them who have their own income (like teens who have a minimum wage job) especially if they're poor or working class. Bob was a retired and elderly geezer married to a redneck gold-digger with a tard son, both of whom were financially irresponsible to an insane degree.

Plus, Bob did have money saved up for Chris and Barb in the event of his death. Barb blew threw the entire inheritance during the Snyder trial in 2012, because she wanted to hire the most flashy lawyer in the area (who coincidentally was a local politician and created the RPG Macho Women With Guns, seriously) while Chris had to do with a run of the mill public defender.

Argh My Cigar said:
Kinda sad too. If Bob got him on the list for subsidized housing and maybe left at least some money in trust (so he can’t access it and blow it all on toys), he probably would’ve been able to get a not-total-shit-but-still-bad apartment when Barb finally dies.
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Well, Bob did leave an inheritance but Barb spent it all during the Snyder trial. As far as I can tell, Chris didn't see a penny of that inheritance.

I think Bob knew Chris would waste all the inheritance money on meaningless trinkets by that point in his life, but it's possible he underestimated just how shitty and selfish Barb could get.
 
Syaoran Li said:
Disagree. Bob putting Chris on welfare was basically giving him the closest thing to a safety net after Chris proved he had no hope for a real future following PVCC and getting fired from Wendy's after less than a month.

I think him collecting part of the check as rent was supposed to be meant as a way to teach Chris at least some financial responsibility, like how to pay bills and such.

A lot of parents do charge rent for kids living with them who have their own income (like teens who have a minimum wage job) especially if they're poor or working class. Bob was a retired and elderly geezer married to a redneck gold-digger with a tard son, both of whom were financially irresponsible to an insane degree.

Plus, Bob did have money saved up for Chris and Barb in the event of his death. Barb blew threw the entire inheritance during the Snyder trial in 2012, because she wanted to hire the most flashy lawyer in the area (who coincidentally was a local politician and created the RPG Macho Women With Guns, seriously) while Chris had to do with a run of the mill public defender.

Well, Bob did leave an inheritance but Barb spent it all during the Snyder trial. As far as I can tell, Chris didn't see a penny of that inheritance
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The bulk of the "inheritance" came from a mortgage. They had nothing despite Bob's years of "penny pinching". Chris has nothing. I do not expect Chris to get $1 million dollars, but he is not even getting a house that is owned free and clear from his parents who were 100 years old when he was born.

It is really poor planning especially when they knew Chris would never amount to anything. There is a big difference between the parents of a normal person blowing selling their house and blowing all the money on trips to Vegas or some island someplace and the Bob and Barb doing it. Bob's other kids do not need money. Cole does not need money either. Chris is a different case. He cannot make his own money and has no idea how to deal with life's problems.
 
idosometimes said:
The bulk of the "inheritance" came from a mortgage. They had nothing despite Bob's years of "penny pinching". Chris has nothing. I do not expect Chris to get $1 million dollars, but he is not even getting a house that is owned free and clear from his parents who were 100 years old when he was born.

It is really poor planning especially when they knew Chris would never amount to anything. There is a big difference between the parents of a normal person blowing selling their house and blowing all the money on trips to Vegas or some island someplace and the Bob and Barb doing it. Bob's other kids do not need money. Cole does not need money either. Chris is a different case. He cannot make his own money and has no idea how to deal with life's problems.
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Correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't Bob already have the house fully paid off before he died and Barb took out another mortgage after his death and the court case was over and done with.

Plus, I think by the time Bob died, he had fully gave up since it became obvious that Chris was not going to get any better by then. Setting him up with the monthly check and leaving a small inheritance was better than leaving him with nothing, and given how the last few years of his life saw him get dragged into bizarre internet drama he didn't understand, I can't blame him for throwing up his hands and hoping for the best.
 
Syaoran Li said:
Correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't Bob already have the house fully paid off before he died and Barb took out another mortgage after his death and the court case was over and done with.

Plus, I think by the time Bob died, he had fully gave up since it became obvious that Chris was not going to get any better by then. Setting him up with the monthly check and leaving a small inheritance was better than leaving him with nothing, and given how the last few years of his life saw him get dragged into bizarre internet drama he didn't understand, I can't blame him for throwing up his hands and hoping for the best.
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Bob died in 2011. The mortgage was taken out in 2009.
 
Replicant Sasquatch said:
Barb will endure, stealing Chris's life. His soul will fall into shadow, forever.
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Barb looks more like chris is stealing her soul

Okay my opinion is that when Barb dies Cole will come and save Chris. Even though Cole has expressed a lot of hate for his mother we need to remember what happened when Bob died. Even though Cole said "Let me know when that fuck Bob finally drops" he was still actually a bit upset when Bob did die. I think it's within reason to assume that he would also be upset when his mother dies, despite her treatment of him when she was a child. On the other hand the situation between Cole and Chris is much less clear. Chris has reached out to Cole several times, I believe most recently in 2015. These attempts bore no fruit however. Whatever Cole's true feelings for Chris I think he likely has the compassion to help Chris even if he hides it. Finally what people seem to forget or just not know one of Chris's step siblings David (son of Bob), still lives quite close by to Chris and I'd imagine might feel some responsibility in that situation? Not much is known about David though he may have attended Bob's funeral although bob's other child did not. Again though David has not been very relevant to Chris's life so it's hard to say. Anyways, that's just my ramblings. I just feel like its silly to come up with all of these doom and gloom endings for Chris post-Barb. I think he has a larger support structure than people may think, the problem is he's alienated many of them so that they aren't relevant to him currently. But I don't think he has alienated them so far that they would not give any shit's when Barb dies. Except maybe Megan...

TLDR: Cole probably would be upset when Barb dies and come save Chris, or Chris's other brother David would even though he's mostly irrelevant. Also Chris's possible support structure of people nearby post-Barb might not be as small as people think.
 
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Barb's not looking great, but all of the people insisting she's about to keel over after her appearance on stream yesterday are being pretty optimistic. She's five million years old - no one that age knows how to talk into a camera, plus we know she plays up the "fragile old woman" thing for sympathy and donations.

Syaoran Li said:
I think him collecting part of the check as rent was supposed to be meant as a way to teach Chris at least some financial responsibility, like how to pay bills and such.

A lot of parents do charge rent for kids living with them who have their own income (like teens who have a minimum wage job) especially if they're poor or working class. Bob was a retired and elderly geezer married to a redneck gold-digger with a tard son, both of whom were financially irresponsible to an insane degree.
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IIRC, Bob only started charging Chris rent after he paid off all of Chris' credit card debt.

PeterGriffinOnlyFans said:
TLDR: Cole probably would be upset when Barb dies and come save Chris, or Chris's other brother David would even though he's mostly irrelevant. Also Chris's possible support structure of people nearby post-Barb might not be as small as people think.
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Lol no. Cole doesn't give half a shit about Chris. Chris, to my knowledge, has never even met Carol, so she won't help. David might help him find tard housing or something like that, but it wouldn't surprise me if he doesn't; regardless, he certainly won't take him in or pay to support him or anything like that.

I'm not sure who's saying his potential nearby support network is small, since he'll almost certainly turn to Rocky and people like that before Barb's body is even cold for help with the funeral and stuff. Even though Chris is an apostate, people like that will still help him. I don't see anyone like that actually taking him in, but they'll probably try and help him find a place to live and other resources, and may give him a small amount of money.

In terms of housing, once 14BC is foreclosed on, since it's almost certainly going to be sold to satisfy Barb's debts, he'll have a little bit of time before the eviction process begins. If it weren't for his merge delusion destroying his credit score, he could have gotten a shitty little one bedroom apartment somewhere in Charlottesville, but that's unlikely now. An enabler/parasite like Copitz may give him a place to stay for awhile, but no one will be able to put up with him long term.
 
Picklechu said:
Lol no. Cole doesn't give half a shit about Chris. Chris, to my knowledge, has never even met Carol, so she won't help. David might help him find tard housing or something like that, but it wouldn't surprise me if he doesn't; regardless, he certainly won't take him in or pay to support him or anything like that.
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Cole didn't give half a shit about Bob but he claimed to still be distraught after he died though, that was point.
 
PeterGriffinOnlyFans said:
Cole didn't give half a shit about Bob but he claimed to still be distraught after he died though, that was point.
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He might be upset over Barb's death, but he's not going to come and "save" Chris. He didn't come and save Charb after Bob's death and in the years since. He hardly knows Chris, has him blocked on basically every form of communication and actively avoids acknowledging the fact that he even exists, and has his own life to live.
 
DeeCeeBees said:
Cole and Chris will go on a cross country “Rainman” adventure.
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Double the Rainman part, imagine Cole getting a stroke (of bad luck) so all he can do is sit in a wheelchair and mumbling about "Toy Story 3 bad!" and Chris pushing him rambling "Shut up, Handicapshu!", slapping him in the back of his head, Three Stooges style... i mean I would've seen it.
 
when barb dies we'll stop saying "barb is dead" and switch to "she's faking it" or "barb's still alive" or something to that effect
 
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