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Maxliam said:
Hell 10 years ago his heart was pretty fucked up when he measured his heart rate during the father call.
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Chris is a pussy, he was probably nervous already and then full-on shitting his pants from Kacey's father tearing him a new one, so I wouldn't take that measure that seriously. Still, fucker was on Lipitor, so yeah, you are probably right anyways.
 
Chrus Chundlur said:
Chris is a pussy, he was probably nervous already and then full-on shitting his pants from Kacey's father tearing him a new one, so I wouldn't take that measure that seriously. Still, fucker was on Lipitor, so yeah, you are probably right anyways.
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I mean able bodied people have died from being punched once in the head. A fat ass who gave himself an unclit will probably die in a real fight. One hit and Chris goes down like a lead balloon.
 
The American Hedgehog said:
Even if he's bitched and moaned about the place, he doesn't have a realistic plan for moving out. Only thing he's got is to sit and shit himself and do nothing focus on magicking himself to CWCville.
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This. Being an autistic person, Chris absolutely hates change to any degree. Not only would he have to figure out somewhere to go, but he would have to find someplace to stash all his stuff. I highly doubt that even 2 van loads would be enough for just his toys.

troon patrol said:
then Ruckersville social services?
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Doing a quick search, it does look like there are faith based shelters including one that looks pretty professional. R-ville probably doesn't have a huge homeless population, so there's plenty of room for Chris. Some of the long term ones require 30% of the person's income. That means Chris wouldn't have to pay for property taxes, electricity, etc...

Hell, somewhere to sleep at night, while he can hang out at WalMart or Target all day spending money while an army of people did all the "hard work" would be perfect. All Chris would have to do is not tard out, so it would still be a challenge.
 
AnOminous said:
They've also survived being shot in the head and worse. I bet the Teflon tard would be like Rasputin.
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Dude that would be hilarious shit right there. People feeding him poison cake but it's baby shit compared to the garbage he's put in his system and then they shoot and stab him and he shrugs it off because he's such white trash that he survives shit that kills productive members of society. That's how it goes, the less you contribute to society, the more you'll survive.
 
Maxliam said:
I mean able bodied people have died from being punched once in the head. A fat ass who gave himself an unclit will probably die in a real fight. One hit and Chris goes down like a lead balloon.
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Oh, sure, I have no doubt about that, I only meant that Chris heart rate at that specific moment wouldn't (necessarily) be representative.
 
Tennis-Ball-Tony said:
This. Being an autistic person, Chris absolutely hates change to any degree. Not only would he have to figure out somewhere to go, but he would have to find someplace to stash all his stuff. I highly doubt that even 2 van loads would be enough for just his toys.

Doing a quick search, it does look like there are faith based shelters including one that looks pretty professional. R-ville probably doesn't have a huge homeless population, so there's plenty of room for Chris. Some of the long term ones require 30% of the person's income. That means Chris wouldn't have to pay for property taxes, electricity, etc...

Hell, somewhere to sleep at night, while he can hang out at WalMart or Target all day spending money while an army of people did all the "hard work" would be perfect. All Chris would have to do is not tard out, so it would still be a challenge.
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Not all autistic people have panic attacks over changes, its one of those stereotypes that just has a lot of truth to it but, not always the case; kinda like all black people being lazy.

Is Rocky still in Chris's life? It's fun speculating on where Chris is going to end up but, the best thing for Chris would be Rocky talking him into a faith based group home exactly as you mentioned. A preacher man/pastor explaining to chris he's not a god and he should thank the true Abrahamic god daily for his food and shelter and the whole "blasphemy" conversation is going to be like explaining to a child with a criminal record there is no Santa Claus, might be tears and some bloodshed. OR he just he just keeps on refusing to belive in reality, as long as he doesn't screw up too bad I would hope they wouldn't kick him out of a place setup for people of mental capacity like him.

Incidentally, Merry Christmas too anyone reading this, I'm thankful for not being Chris Chan. I'm thankful for My Family I Love, my Girl who is always DTF, my job I love, my home I purchased with my own honor blood and sweat and the pride of being a truly self made man.
 
troon patrol said:
Not all autistic people have panic attacks over changes, its one of those stereotypes that just has a lot of truth to it but, not always the case; kinda like all black people being lazy.
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If Chris was as stereotypically black as he is stereotypically autistic, he would be yelling MUHFUGEN BIX NOOD while eating a watermelon and chucking a spear at a cop.
 
troon patrol said:
Not all autistic people have panic attacks over changes, its one of those stereotypes that just has a lot of truth to it but, not always the case; kinda like all black people being lazy.

Is Rocky still in Chris's life? It's fun speculating on where Chris is going to end up but, the best thing for Chris would be Rocky talking him into a faith based group home exactly as you mentioned. A preacher man/pastor explaining to chris he's not a god and he should thank the true Abrahamic god daily for his food and shelter and the whole "blasphemy" conversation is going to be like explaining to a child with a criminal record there is no Santa Claus, might be tears and some bloodshed. OR he just he just keeps on refusing to belive in reality, as long as he doesn't screw up too bad I would hope they wouldn't kick him out of a place setup for people of mental capacity like him.

Incidentally, Merry Christmas too anyone reading this, I'm thankful for not being Chris Chan. I'm thankful for My Family I Love, my Girl who is always DTF, my job I love, my home I purchased with my own honor blood and sweat and the pride of being a truly self made man.
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Murray Crimmus, kiwis!

Is Chris going to cook, I mean heat shit up in the microwave and make a box of mac and cheese, or is it the Chinese buffet for him and Blorb?
 
Super Colon Blow said:
Murray Crimmus, kiwis!

Is Chris going to cook, I mean heat shit up in the microwave and make a box of mac and cheese, or is it the Chinese buffet for him and Blorb?
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Merry Christmas!

In response to the second part of your statement, I often wonder how people would even react if he and Barb went out to a restaurant of some sort. Just being around their stench while eating at a restaurant sounds so freakin' unbearable. I also wonder if Chris could even make a box of mac and cheese by himself lmao
 
Syaoran Li said:
Eh, I think by the time the police serve the eviction order, Chris will either be gone or already making plans to leave. He hates living there and only stays because of Barb. Once Barb dies and the funeral is over, the timer will start counting down on Chris leaving 14 Branchland Court for good.

The only real questions left is how is he going to do it and where will he ultimately end up.
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Chris only "stayed" at BC14 because he has no where else to go and he knows he can't survive on his own.
 
CookieKebbyDough said:
Merry Christmas!

In response to the second part of your statement, I often wonder how people would even react if he and Barb went out to a restaurant of some sort. Just being around their stench while eating at a restaurant sounds so freakin' unbearable. I also wonder if Chris could even make a box of mac and cheese by himself lmao
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they would get kicked out because barb is a malignant harpy who would eat q-sands while thier waiter tries to take thier order, and chris is chris.
 
Question; has Chris ever openly talked about what he would do if barbs gets her ticket to that great big Golden Horde in the sky?
 
Trigger Me Timbers said:
Question; has Chris ever openly talked about what he would do if barbs gets her ticket to that great big Golden Horde in the sky?
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Someone asked him on some interview about his plans after the witch croaks... It was when he was just beginning to timidly mention "our sister dimension". He had absolutely no plan whatsoever, and funnily enough, seemed concerned about not having one.

Afterwards, he said that she would take "a dip on the fountain of youth" after the merge, and lastly he said not long ago that after she dies (some mild form of acceptance? 🤔) she'll reborn as a chu on faggyland as Bob.

The thing is, as much as he should be thinking about what the fuck he is gonna do, he avoids it like everything else that implies any minimum effort or gives him any semblance of discomfort, no matter how irresponsible ignoring the problem would be. That's "Tomorrow Chris" problem, not his, so fuck "Tomorrow Chris".
 
Bryan Magee said:
Someone here will dig her up.
:heart-full: certain.
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🎵🎵
Walk me to the graveyard ohhhh dig up Barb's bones...dig up Barb's bones🎵🎵

The American Hedgehog said:
Bob tried. He got Chris to agree with him that the hoard is a problem and they confronted Barb over it, but she bitched and threatened to kill herself if they trashed her stuff.
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IMO they should have just said "ok fine then do it." And then proceeded to take all the useless crap to the curb. Barb was bluffing then and she's bluffing everytime she threatens to kill herself, if she was really suicidal then she'd have done it or at Least attempted it years ago.
 
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