Containment What will happen when Barb dies?

[Piga Dgrifm]

Chris could probably handle cleaning a doctor's office. You literally just go there after hours every other day and take out the trash and vacuum. He would have literally hours to do what can be done in half an hour,

I would not trust Chris alone in a doctor's office.

 

[Subconcious Offense]

They should have just beat the shit out of her and done it anyway.

That's still a form of attention. Barb might have counted that as a win.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

But of course we're too late for that and his ego has turned into an entire separate mental illness of it's own. I'm sure he wouldn't try for an easy job like that even if he was facing eviction.

It's uncharted territory. Chris hasn't gotten to the point where he absolutely needs to either get a job or face permanent hardship like homelessness or being unable to afford new toys, thanks to his financial enablers who throw money at him whenever he makes a ten-second beg tweet. But Chris isn't above doing a bit of work to get extra toy money when money's still tight, like with the Ebay sales. His customer/enabler money would need to dry up first before Chris would consider a job.

 

[Shiversblood]

Bob tried. He got Chris to agree with him that the hoard is a problem and they confronted Barb over it, but she bitched and threatened to kill herself if they trashed her stuff.

meh. Sounds like just another convenient excuse to be lazy to me. If your house gets THAT bad then I think the better option would be to call her bluff on the suicide threat than it would be to just continue to live in such deplorable conditions.

 

[troon patrol]

I'm of the opinion anyone who threatens suicide should be 5150'd or ignored. If its legit they can see a doc and be kept away from sharp objects if its bullshit (and we all know Barb is) they're just going to make the same threat again when it suits them. It's a big fucking mess at 14 branchland court RN, of people and trash and listening to Barb hasn't done any good.

I can picture the day the day the local PD serves the eviction order. I would imagine chris screaming and crying about how he'll get a job now but, only part time. That's gonna be one fucking hell of a show, when that day comes.

 

[Maxliam]

They should have just beat the shit out of her and done it anyway.

Yep, given her the ol' Rick James leg beat down that Charlie and Eddie did when he put mud all over Eddie's new couch. Just hold her down and beat the shit out of her legs.

I would not trust Chris alone in a doctor's office.

Just from the shit that he would ruin that needs to remain sterilize, let's not think of the giant HIPPA violations waiting for Chris going through people's medical records because he's that stupid.

meh. Sounds like just another convenient excuse to be lazy to me. If your house gets THAT bad then I think the better option would be to call her bluff on the suicide threat than it would be to just continue to live in such deplorable conditions.

Yep, get her a handgun and say "It's loaded, go ahead and do it, bitch."

I'm of the opinion anyone who threatens suicide should be 5150'd or ignored. If its legit they can see a doc and be kept away from sharp objects if its bullshit (and we all know Barb is) they're just going to make the same threat again when it suits them. It's a big fucking mess at 14 branchland court RN, of people and trash and listening to Barb hasn't done any good.

I can picture the day the day the local PD serves the eviction order. I would imagine chris screaming and crying about how he'll get a job now but, only part time. That's gonna be one fucking hell of a show, when that day comes.

You're being optimistic. He'll blame the jerkops for kicking him out of his house and not understanding how a reverse mortgage works. Chris will never get a job at this point. Well, maybe he'll sell his booty on the street but I doubt he'll get many takers.

 

[lurk_moar]

When I first saw all the sciency results I thought someone was having a giggle, but...
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I wonder if so many of those are connected by misfiring googlrons because they deal with trying to figure out about "mental disabilities."
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My profession is on there but not my full job title. I feel the tard rage. Mental disability as in an IQ less than 130?

 

[Syaoran Li]

I'm of the opinion anyone who threatens suicide should be 5150'd or ignored. If its legit they can see a doc and be kept away from sharp objects if its bullshit (and we all know Barb is) they're just going to make the same threat again when it suits them. It's a big fucking mess at 14 branchland court RN, of people and trash and listening to Barb hasn't done any good.

I can picture the day the day the local PD serves the eviction order. I would imagine chris screaming and crying about how he'll get a job now but, only part time. That's gonna be one fucking hell of a show, when that day comes.

Eh, I think by the time the police serve the eviction order, Chris will either be gone or already making plans to leave. He hates living there and only stays because of Barb. Once Barb dies and the funeral is over, the timer will start counting down on Chris leaving 14 Branchland Court for good.

The only real questions left is how is he going to do it and where will he ultimately end up.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Eh, I think by the time the police serve the eviction order, Chris will either be gone or already making plans to leave. He hates living there and only stays because of Barb. Once Barb dies and the funeral is over, the timer will start counting down on Chris leaving 14 Branchland Court for good.

The only real questions left is how is he going to do it and where will he ultimately end up.

Even if he's bitched and moaned about the place, he doesn't have a realistic plan for moving out. Only thing he's got is to sit and shit himself and do nothing focus on magicking himself to CWCville.

 

[troon patrol]

Eh, I think by the time the police serve the eviction order, Chris will either be gone or already making plans to leave. He hates living there and only stays because of Barb. Once Barb dies and the funeral is over, the timer will start counting down on Chris leaving 14 Branchland Court for good.

The only real questions left is how is he going to do it and where will he ultimately end up.

What..? When did chris say he hated living there? He's got plenty of cats to capture/kill, all his vidya, giant TV with MLP on tap and the only person he has to deal with is someone one foot in alzheimer's land and one foot in the grave. (I would mention porn but, in all seriousness I think he is impotent at this point if not suffering from massive ED). I would imagine 2 realistic scenarios:

Barb dies, EMS fire loads her up and local PD has a quiet discussion on whether chris is capable of living on his own, then Ruckersville social services? shows up and try to talk him into a car to group home and then he probably fights, PD wrestles him to the ground and its an ugly scene of a 40 year old manchild in drag crying not unlike the too many games "situation"

situation 2: Barb dies, the bank starts paperwork on eviction set for months later chris is either "adopted" by a whean who makes the worst decision of their life (Dylan Thomas's theory) and then heavily regrets it 2 weeks into the endeavor when chris destroys the wheans house and refuses to do anything but, his usual routine. Or chris is dragged screaming and crying from the house by the PD serving the eviction order. Which I would hope some Kiwi would volunteer to document with a video.

 

[Maxliam]

Anyone else thinking that even the homeless might view Chris as too deranged for them?

 

[Spooky Bones]

Anyone else thinking that even the homeless might view Chris as too deranged for them?

If anything along those lines the nastier ones would see him as a possible victim. There are plenty of people on the street with disabilities and issues but there are also plenty of people who are predatory. Even people in wheelchairs and literal retards learn how not to get victimized on the mean streets, though. Chris doesn't seem likely to be able to pick up on that with any speed.

 

[Maxliam]

If anything along those lines the nastier ones would see him as a possible victim. There are plenty of people on the street with disabilities and issues but there are also plenty of people who are predatory. Even people in wheelchairs and literal exceptional individuals learn how not to get victimized on the mean streets, though. Chris doesn't seem likely to be able to pick up on that with any speed.

That is also very true. I can see Chris being killed fairly early on. He has little to exploit and is very very annoying. Unless he somehow becomes adopted by a protective group, someone is probably going to kill him out of rage fueled by drugs.

 

[Spooky Bones]

That is also very true. I can see Chris being killed fairly early on. He has little to exploit and is very very annoying. Unless he somehow becomes adopted by a protective group, someone is probably going to kill him out of rage fueled by drugs.

Killed is a little excessive, but beaten up just for the sake of it and having his shit taken, definitely. The "protective group" would most naturally be homeless troons but given that Chris is Chris, I'm not so sure it's likely. The kind of homeless troons that would take him in (as opposed to cattily see him as no good for sex work) would be homeless zoomer troons raised on "if you say you're a woman...", but these would also more likely be taking him in for the sake of amusement and discarding him later.

 

[Maxliam]

Killed is a little excessive, but beaten up just for the sake of it and having his shit taken, definitely. The "protective group" would most naturally be homeless troons but given that Chris is Chris, I'm not so sure it's likely. The kind of homeless troons that would take him in (as opposed to cattily see him as no good for sex work) would be homeless zoomer troons raised on "if you say you're a woman...", but these would also more likely be taking him in for the sake of amusement and discarding him later.

Take it from me man, having worked in downtown Austin in security for a long time, homeless people kill each other off quite regularly. It's amazing how animalistic people become once removed from stable living conditions. I liken them to feral cats. When I worked in the ED at the county hospital we had roughly a murdered homeless person every other night. Well I should clarify, they died and often it was suspicious for a lot of them. One famous case was the guy named Leslie who wore women's panties and made a spectacle. He was allegedly beaten up by APD and left for dead. APD contends he fell in a drunken stupor and hit his head tripping down a flight of stairs in downtown Austin. That sort of thing happens a lot to the homeless. They are really invisible to society.

There was one guy who stole a bunch of drugs from another homeless guy and from what the off duty cop working with me said that it was basically a bum bloodbath. 3 guys were beaten to death.

There are some sick people out there who I can see easily killing Chris. The streets are mean as hell for an able bodied male who can fight. A flabby, horribly out of shape tard like Chris will get eaten up and shit out in a week if his area is infested with homeless like here in Austin.

 

[Spooky Bones]

Take it from me man, having worked in downtown Austin in security for a long time, homeless people kill each other off quite regularly. It's amazing how animalistic people become once removed from stable living conditions. I liken them to feral cats.

I've worked with this population as well. It's terrible. But not quite that terrible. The mentally ill (not homeless as such) as such aren't more violent than the general population; in fact, they're more likely to be victims, with the very notable exception of when substance abuse is involved. Since the homeless very often have both problems, one would expect more violence among them. In places where they are allowed to run rampant they can be absolutely a problem in terms of violence towards regular citizens (muggings, sexual harassment) and each other (robberies, beating each other up for the fun of it.) However, they are absolutely not "killing each other quite regularly." Truth is, nobody really is "killing each other off regularly" in this country, except gangbangers in a few hotspots of urban decay.

When I worked in the ED at the county hospital we had roughly a murdered homeless person every other night.

That would be 180 homeless murders a year. The highest recorded number of murders since 2004 in Austin was thirty-eight. I'm not sure even Chicago would have 180 homeless murders. There are hundreds, but the homeless are a small number of people relatively, their murder rate would have to be huge to compensate; it's more other sorts of degenerates and murderers doing the killing.

Well I should clarify, they died and often it was suspicious for a lot of them. One famous case was the guy named Leslie who wore women's panties and made a spectacle. He was allegedly beaten up by APD and left for dead. APD contends he fell in a drunken stupor and hit his head tripping down a flight of stairs in downtown Austin. That sort of thing happens a lot to the homeless. They are really invisible to society.

They are invisible and it's a tragedy but nobody is murdering them left and right. The incident with the cops if true is something that does happen with regrettable regularity and sometimes non-murders are actually police killings ("excited delirium") but often times they are actually not and especially in this day and age the police are more often accused than guilty and deserve a lot of benefit of the doubt.

There was one guy who stole a bunch of drugs from another homeless guy and from what the off duty cop working with me said that it was basically a bum bloodbath. 3 guys were beaten to death.

I can absolutely believe that happened, but is the exception rather than the rule.

There are some sick people out there who I can see easily killing Chris. The streets are mean as hell for an able bodied male who can fight. A flabby, horribly out of shape tard like Chris will get eaten up and shit out in a week if his area is infested with homeless like here in Austin.

I'm sure Chris will be victimized, but killed, highly unlikely. He will be victimized either because he's an easy target or because he's annoying. But moving up to murder sounds like one of those things that kiwifarms does: gets excited and proclaims that the most dramatic thing will happen to Chris. It usually doesn't and when it does we usually don't predict it correctly. He isn't in one of the problem cities, after all. Now, if he took it upon himself to move to a homeless mecca city, he'd probably be more likely to be victimized, but up and moving, even when homeless, and carrying whatever part of the Hoard he is compelled to carry, is a lot of work and proactiveness and we all know Chris's attitude towards that.

 

[Maxliam]

I've worked with this population as well. It's terrible. But not quite that terrible. The mentally ill (not homeless as such) as such aren't more violent than the general population; in fact, they're more likely to be victims, with the very notable exception of when substance abuse is involved. Since the homeless very often have both problems, one would expect more violence among them. In places where they are allowed to run rampant they can be absolutely a problem in terms of violence towards regular citizens (muggings, sexual harassment) and each other (robberies, beating each other up for the fun of it.) However, they are absolutely not "killing each other quite regularly." Truth is, nobody really is "killing each other off regularly" in this country, except gangbangers in a few hotspots of urban decay.



That would be 180 homeless murders a year. The highest recorded number of murders since 2004 in Austin was thirty-eight. I'm not sure even Chicago would have 180 homeless murders. There are hundreds, but the homeless are a small number of people relatively, their murder rate would have to be huge to compensate; it's more other sorts of degenerates and murderers doing the killing.



They are invisible and it's a tragedy but nobody is murdering them left and right. The incident with the cops if true is something that does happen with regrettable regularity and sometimes non-murders are actually police killings ("excited delirium") but often times they are actually not and especially in this day and age the police are more often accused than guilty and deserve a lot of benefit of the doubt.



I can absolutely believe that happened, but is the exception rather than the rule.



I'm sure Chris will be victimized, but killed, highly unlikely. He will be victimized either because he's an easy target or because he's annoying. But moving up to murder sounds like one of those things that kiwifarms does: gets excited and proclaims that the most dramatic thing will happen to Chris. It usually doesn't and when it does we usually don't predict it correctly. He isn't in one of the problem cities, after all. Now, if he took it upon himself to move to a homeless mecca city, he'd probably be more likely to be victimized, but up and moving, even when homeless, and carrying whatever part of the Hoard he is compelled to carry, is a lot of work and proactiveness and we all know Chris's attitude towards that.

Yeah I realized I overestimated. We'd have a dead one roll in every other night on average (I forgot to add that) when I was working there for a year. We also had a lot of them ODing and frankly they might not have died as frequently as I'm thinking because I honestly was too busy to follow up on routine shit we'd deal with there. They are sorta on the fast track to dying because of shit like disease, drugs, and exposure to the elements really fucks up your life span.

The most famous case of OD while I was there was 22 of them on that K2 shit that suprisingly had no fatalities at one of the downtown shelters. So yeah there were nights (and even full weeks) where no homeless dead would show up. The thing is a lot of those deaths would be attributed to shit like accidents because few people would accompany the victim to the hospital to say if it was a violent crime or just someone doing something stupid while drunk/high. Police don't really care to investigate most of them because it's viewed as a waste of resources and a pain in the ass with paperwork. I'm not saying all of those were murders, but there were quite a few that were very suspicious. The thing preventing it from being further investigated was that it was a homeless person and really not too many folks care enough about them to warrant police resources.

I see your point. I'm also viewing it through my experience here in Austin which has a sizeable homeless population. Here in Austin he would most certainly be beaten up and left for dead if he wasn't outright killed. But even a beating can be fatal for someone in poor shape as him. Hell 10 years ago his heart was pretty fucked up when he measured his heart rate during the father call. Years of no exercise and shittier food and booze has to have his heart ready to tap out soon.

That said, I can see Chris being the target of someone killing homeless. Predators go for easy prey and Chris is the gazelle missing a leg and the other 3 have broken ankles. And morbidly obese.....and smelling like well yeah...

 

[drmccoy]

You need to remember that Bob was like 70 when Chris was born. Dude already was shooting autistic sperm because of age. He did what he thought was the best way, he knew his son was a moron and tried to to do the best by him. After that he gave up. Frankly, I don't blame him. He was in his 80s when much of this went down. Imagine being 80 and understanding what the fuck Pokeman is?

 

[AnOminous]

There are some sick people out there who I can see easily killing Chris. The streets are mean as hell for an able bodied male who can fight. A flabby, horribly out of shape tard like Chris will get eaten up and shit out in a week if his area is infested with homeless like here in Austin.

It's Hickville Virginia, not Camden, New Jersey or some shit.

 

[Maxliam]

It's Hickville Virginia, not Camden, New Jersey or some shit.

That's true but small towns can also have disproportionate rates of violent crime. Either way, being homeless will be very dangerous for him.

You need to remember that Bob was like 70 when Chris was born. Dude already was shooting autistic sperm because of age. He did what he thought was the best way, he knew his son was a moron and tried to to do the best by him. After that he gave up. Frankly, I don't blame him. He was in his 80s when much of this went down. Imagine being 80 and understanding what the fuck Pokeman is?

So you're saying it was literally milk?