Containment What will happen when Barb dies?

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Man, that most recent photo of Barb "hassling chris". I have no fucking idea how shes still alive in that house in 27 degree whether.
 
SOFA-KING RAAAAAA said:
i readed some info about it and seems like barb restructured her consumer debt into a reverse-mortgage. "When she dies the estate is insolvent and the house will be reclaimed by the bank", so, the bank gives you money until you die and they keep the house.
So homeless saga is incoming
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is Chris Chan such an annoying asshole that barb just honestly does not care that he will be homeless after she dies? Bob looked into the future and got Chris Chan the tugboat for life because he knew Chris Chan was too dumb to ever have a job, but barb is not thinking about Chris Chan’s future at all.

What is barbs logic? Does she think, “I took care of this asshole his whole life. When I die he can go fuck himself. I don’t care that he will be homeless.”
 
Shiversblood said:
What is barbs logic? Does she think, “I took care of this asshole his whole life. When I die he can go fuck himself. I don’t care that he will be homeless.”
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If one can consider her thinking at all, prolly. Most plans for CWC's future have probably involved padded rooms at the loony bin for all anyone cared to really consider.
 
Shiversblood said:
is Chris Chan such an annoying asshole that barb just honestly does not care that he will be homeless after she dies? Bob looked into the future and got Chris Chan the tugboat for life because he knew Chris Chan was too dumb to ever have a job, but barb is not thinking about Chris Chan’s future at all.

What is barbs logic? Does she think, “I took care of this asshole his whole life. When I die he can go fuck himself. I don’t care that he will be homeless.”
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Pretty much. Chris was just a chain to keep Bob('s money) around. Once Bob died Chris became little more than a service animal.

Once Barb is gone? Chris can merge with a truck for all she cares.
 
Shiversblood said:
is Chris Chan such an annoying asshole that barb just honestly does not care that he will be homeless after she dies? Bob looked into the future and got Chris Chan the tugboat for life because he knew Chris Chan was too dumb to ever have a job, but barb is not thinking about Chris Chan’s future at all.

What is barbs logic? Does she think, “I took care of this asshole his whole life. When I die he can go fuck himself. I don’t care that he will be homeless.”
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She might not have even thought of it. He has enough money that if he were in a stable apartment that would tolerate his weirdness, which is a lot of Section 8 housing, he could maintain that indefinitely. But he's going to tard out when she dies, eventually get abruptly evicted from the foreclosed-upon house, and have a lot of trouble navigating getting housing, and the so-called "emergency" list for the kind of tard housing he needs would conceivably take years.

So without some serious intervention by white knights he could end up homeless even while having enough money to rent a place. Maybe one of the white knights will want a pet tard, or a Cockless will move him in with more sinister motives.

Marvin said:
He doesn't talk to himself or exhibit any crazy symptoms.
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How can you say that? It's literally in the first story about him in public, talking to himself and acting crazy, not just once but on an everyday basis.
 
Chris is best off in psychiatric care. Might seem heartless to say but he’d get three square meals, access to meds and they’d keep him off the internet. Would provide him with structure as well.

Just my opinion but I’m a faggot.
 
Bombsaway said:
Chris is best off in psychiatric care. Might seem heartless to say [...]
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How is that heartless to say? it's heartless he's not in treatment already
deeman said:
As stated before, everybody does after being by him/herself for a while, read in some sciensy paper the theory is 'cuz we are social beings. But when you talk to yourself expecting an unbiased answer, you need help.
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You know damn well there is as big difference between a regular person talking to themselves and screechy autistic self-talk.
 
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When Barb dies (i think it will be between July 2020 and January 2021), Chris will have a massive sperg-out, blame evil tyrant Shlonald Schrumpf and cry about it on social media. Then, maybe, some anti-Trumper will give him a small amount of money.
Or he'll constantly beg for money on Patreon and other sites and get a small, but steady supply of goods and he'll live in some tent city.
 
Fevur said:
When Barb dies (i think it will be between July 2020 and January 2021), Chris will have a massive sperg-out, blame evil tyrant Shlonald Schrumpf and cry about it on social media. Then, maybe, some anti-Trumper will give him a small amount of money.
Or he'll constantly beg for money on Patreon and other sites and get a small, but steady supply of goods and he'll live in some tent city.
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Nah, he's too far gone to care about Drumpf anymore. Remember, he believes in the existence of an alternate universe Drumpf that is super nice these days.
 
AnOminous said:
He is, though, or has been. He just listens to advice from professionals as well as from anyone else.
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I guess I mean more treatment than he has been. Right now he's on a light dusting of meds (although I don't think we know precisely what) and has been seeing someone to talk to. He needs much more intensive treatment than that, if he is to be saved, if he can be saved. He is so psychologically damaged from his upbringing (not abusive but warping), da trolls, and troonery that one wonders. A lot of this goes to your second part here. He needs proper meds (which I don't think he's on) and intensive case management. People much worse than Chris do get better, but Chris's specific constellation of symptoms and disorders is a bitch.
 
Spooky Bones said:
People much worse than Chris do get better, but Chris's specific constellation of symptoms and disorders is a bitch.
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He thinks there is absolutely nothing wrong with his behavior, never will face the fact that most of his problems are his own fault, and just wants more free shit.
 
AnOminous said:
He thinks there is absolutely nothing wrong with his behavior, never will face the fact that most of his problems are his own fault, and just wants more free shit.
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This incorrigiblity, I think, is his very worst quality, along with egotism which is really the same thing digging down, and I think a lot of it is the fault of Barb, Bob to a lesser extent, interacting with the 'tism. Getting little criticism growing up except for when Barb was being manipulative and having all blame externalized (as in the Greene County Conspiracy) is incredibly unhealthy. Later on his parents were too naïve and frankly old to deal with what Chris was going through (something perhaps unprecedented and worthy of a multidisciplinary conference) and they were by and large the only flesh and blood people in his life except for some churchy folk and Rocky who were equally clueless...feels. One wonders what OPL could have been.
 
When Barb dies the dogs and cats shall have their final feast before shedding their mortal bodies and becoming one mass of countless maws, claws and eyes. Then the eternally tortured soul of Patti will merge with this new vessel of death and impurity and finally exact her revenge on the man who damned her to limbo. Patti will stare Chris straight in the eyes and at that moment he will realize that there is no merge waiting for him, only an eternity being digested by the one creature he thought loved him unconditionally. After her feast, Patti will sleep for 666 nights before waking up and opening one of her countless maws to sing the song that ends our brief existence on this planet.

That or Chris will shit his pants and do nothing.
 
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