Containment What will happen when Barb dies?

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Marvin said:
That's about real autism, people with the intellectual capacity of chimps. They wander off and drown and stuff. Not just aspergers.
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People with Asperger's and other higher-functioning varieties of autism also have shorter lifespans, in large part because the suicide rate is EXTREMELY high in that population, as are the rates of alcoholism and other types of addiction.
 
booklover said:
People with Asperger's and other higher-functioning varieties of autism also have shorter lifespans, in large part because the suicide rate is EXTREMELY high in that population, as are the rates of alcoholism and other types of addiction.
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Chris is addicted to Kiwi Farms brand LSD, how long can he last with that shit in his veins. I'm guessing most of this site is blocked as well as it appears he's kick one habit for another.
 
The entire ordeal of Barbara's death will devastate him, and his depression will go over the charts. This will result in him shielding himself more from reality through his multiverse theories, thus sparking a long saga of theories and outbursts. He will continuosly ask for donations and use Barbara's death as a way to get his audience to sympathise. He will start to make more videos talking about the struggles in his life and how difficult it has been for him, and how we as viewers should feel bad, and the trolls shall keep their distance. Because in his multiverse's and alternate realities he will beat you up and cause you great pain if you so decide to do anything to offend him. We saw what happened to him after those years of bullying, he went offline for a while, which I predict he will do again, only to return with a new manner of presenting himself. Perhaps he will go back to the old Chris Chan appearance, trying to wake the old legend and his image to spark new interest.
 
I predict that in order to get her funeral get crowdfunded, that can be boosted by having "Barb's casket design contest"where the winner's design will be used on Barb's corpse.
 
Tikbalang said:
I predict that in order to get her funeral get crowdfunded, that can be boosted by having "Barb's casket design contest"where the winner's design will be used on Barb's corpse.
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We all know this won't happen, Chris will doodle his fucking OC Hedgehags all over the coffin, growling intensly when the priest (or whomever) is trying to stop him.
 
Barb's funeral costs are probably pre-paid. They have her name on the drawer they keep Bob in, so they probably did it all at once. Chris will need no money, but beg anyway citing stress of finances. he will then blow it all on cartoon porn drawing and magic wishing stones.
 
idosometimes said:
Barb's funeral costs are probably pre-paid. They have her name on the drawer they keep Bob in, so they probably did it all at once. Chris will need no money, but beg anyway citing stress of finances. he will then blow it all on cartoon porn drawing and magic wishing stones.
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This is the correct answer, all jokes aside. Barb's going to be cremated, Chris will choose the absolute cheapest option on everything ("Ziploc Baggie") and continue to spend every cent he can spare (and many he can't) on Legos.
 
Kosher Dill said:
This is the correct answer, all jokes aside. Barb's going to be cremated, Chris will choose the absolute cheapest option on everything ("Ziploc Baggie") and continue to spend every cent he can spare (and many he can't) on Legos.
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What I’m waiting for is the very weird period between Barb being dead and in the ground and Chris losing the house or otherwise being forced to move for some reason.
 
Chris will lose the house and live in Barb's Van, Pretending that it suddenly turned into a brand new Ferrari due to the "Dimensional Merge.", In the Process, Chris will also forget Speed limits Existed and Crash into Traffic, Crying for Magi-Chan to Save Him, but since he is Fiction, it will never happen, and god knows what happens next.
 
Venom Snake said:
Chris would probably make an OC of Barb-sonichu and continue to deny reality until she loses the house and blame it on the trolls
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Actually, Chris Made a Barb-Sonichu already i think.
Also i thought of a godly quote right here:
"Those Damn Dirty Trolls at Century 21 and Bank of America want my House!!!!!!!"
 
Nothing will change.
He exists in a small bubble frozen in time, why would it change after Barb's death? If anything I'm sure he'll be better off without his abusive mother.
 
FixinShibe said:
Chris will lose the house and live in Barb's Van, Pretending that it suddenly turned into a brand new Ferrari due to the "Dimensional Merge.", In the Process, Chris will also forget Speed limits Existed and Crash into Traffic, Crying for Magi-Chan to Save Him, but since he is Fiction, it will never happen, and god knows what happens next.
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So he'll become Terry Davis but with a ferrari instead of a prison?
 
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