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Not much will happen. If she is still at 14 BC she will lie undiscovered for a while until either the neighbors complain of a smell, or there is a wellness check for one reason or another. Chris will have died first, and nobody is going to follow the "Barb on her own" saga, like people don't follow most spin off shows. She will die alone and in squalor, and nobody is going to really notice or care.
 
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WorldsSmartestManRonOTool said:
Not much will happen. If she is still at 14 BC she will lie undiscovered for a while until either the neighbors complain of a smell, or there is a wellness check for one reason or another. Chris will have died first, and nobody is going to follow the "Barb on her own" saga, like people don't follow most spin off shows. She will die alone and in squalor, and nobody is going to really notice or care.
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Good.
 
Given the current wave of dipshits on KF that Chris has attracted, they'll most likely call foul when Barb dies and somehow try to convince everyone and local law enforcement that he was responsible for Barb dying.
 
Chris will speculate about what kind of CPU, or perhaps pony, she has become, and it will be some real spooky-bones type material. Cole will not be bothered. Aunt Corrina will do the Christian thing for 2 weeks or so. Null will for longer. Chris will soldier on but the recent latent eschatological implications of his CPU/ponyposting will become more and more prominent. He may actually acquire some sort of life partner or roommate, who will be an exceptional individual in their own right, possibly someone on the radar already who will really be willing to take a plunge. This will be someone far more horrifying than the recently-mentioned Kengle, who will simply 'tize about it for approximately 5 days. A-logs will a-log. People will attempt to troll and hopefully get doxed in spectacular fashion. The forum will raise some money akin to how people do at workplaces in envelopes for flowers and stuff. Maybe we can send cash in the mail to Null. At least one person will be doxed by actually putting a proper return address on. Chris will draw something pony related in appreciation. He will, contrary to some people's beliefs, feel a feel, in fact, it may potentially be the most confusing feel of his life. He will need some support, possibly our support. Some will posit it will be our opportunity to show him a little appreciation for having drawn our very special community together (which, remember, is responsible for the birth of at least one child into this world.) If you don't do participate, you'll be a faggot for being an A-log if only by omission; if you overdo it, you'll be a faggot for being a white knight. Accordingly, there will be drama on the forums. I would give an over/under spread of 3-5 new short-lived lolcows arising out of it. And Chris will still be Chris, only slouching towards the CPUony rapture to be reborn as a true eldritch abomination, unless somehow intervention, divine, kiwi, or related to the carceral function of the state, arrives.
 
Really dumb, but what would happen if an Idea Guy convince Chris to kill Barb. I know I shouldn’t be saying it, but really though...
 
^ @Null for reasons I've explained elsewhere I actually really think the fact that "a-logging" is a meme and important concept in our little community is important but I think sometimes :alog: doesn't really do it, can we get a "die in a fire" type reaction or something

>hur hur hur lulz a 14bc house fire

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They'll find an empty skin lying in a puddle of goo, like when Christopher LLoyd got dipped in Who Framed Roger Rabbit.
 
I never considered it; but the notion Chris might actually not even report her death is a distinct possibility. I've read news paper articles about this before, mentally unwell people who lived with their parents, and the parents passed away in fall/winter. So they just..left them, and it wasn't until post winter that people noticed the smell.

Legitimately, if Barb dies in winter, that could be one disgusting outcome. Not to mention given the state of their home, I'm wondering if people would ever notice. It always looked set back from the road to me, no one like all of 30 feet away. It's a massive uncontrolled hoard, I imagine it reeks to begin with. Rotting protein is rotting protein, will people actually notice?

Ultimately, I think when Chris has a complete breakdown when finally acknowledging Barb died, he might finally get the actual help he needs. It'll be sad to see a nearly 40 year old man in defensive hedgehog position, crying to CPU goddesses and pony OCs for help, but he legitimately could use the help and group home care. If any thing else, they might cut off his internet access, and that could only do a world of good for him.

Fuck, I sounded nice. Where's the button to make me sound like a typical troll?
 
Honestly I dread to think how Chris will deal with Barb's death. I'm not much of a Christorian but I don't think Chris has any relatives he could move in with, considering how terrible Chris is with managing finances he'll likely be homeless or living in a group home if he can't afford to live at 14BC.


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Fuck, I sounded nice. Where's the button to make me sound like a typical troll?
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You gotta pay for them like it's Chris on Doopie's Patreon. :tugboat:
 
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Honestly I dread to think how Chris will deal with Barb's death. I'm not much of a Christorian but I don't think Chris has any relatives he could move in with, considering how terrible Chris is with managing finances he'll likely be homeless or living in a group home if he can't afford to live at 14BC.




You gotta pay for them like it's Chris on Doopie's Patreon. :tugboat:
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Damn.

Also Chris probably would qualify for what ever version of government housing Kentucky has. <It's called Section-8 housing here>. Unless I'm wrong about Kentucky, but it does have this correct? Maybe some one can chime in to verify the Kentucky version also applies to people like Chris. Here it is used for any one who applies. So you see people with mental and physical health issues on it, along with low income families.
 
Autisimodo said:
Honestly I dread to think how Chris will deal with Barb's death. I'm not much of a Christorian but I don't think Chris has any relatives he could move in with
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Pretty much everyone in the family has cut off contact with them, as far as I know. Cole stopped talking to them years ago, they never had much contact with Bob's side even when he was alive, and Barb's relatives seem to have washed their hands of them. I think a group home is the best-case scenario for Chris at this point, tbh.
 
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^ @Null for reasons I've explained elsewhere I actually really think the fact that "a-logging" is a meme and important concept in our little community is important but I think sometimes :alog: doesn't really do it, can we get a "die in a fire" type reaction or something

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Are you like an actual fucking retard? Why are you tagging me into this fucking miscarriage of a post?
 
Autisimodo said:
Honestly I dread to think how Chris will deal with Barb's death. I'm not much of a Christorian but I don't think Chris has any relatives he could move in with, considering how terrible Chris is with managing finances he'll likely be homeless or living in a group home if he can't afford to live at 14BC.
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There is the slight possibility that some family could take pity on Chris after Barb dies. He could get a shitty apt in Charlottesville.

The best thing would be for him to leave the area all together. Move to Richmond area and begin again. It would take months and possibly years before he is banned from the comic and game stores there.
 
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