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When was the last time she was seen driving? Maybe I missed a video somewhere. When Chris's car was in the shop he was walking to the post office wasn't he? Why didn't Barb drive him?
 
bigshot said:
When was the last time she was seen driving? Maybe I missed a video somewhere. When Chris's car was in the shop he was walking to the post office wasn't he? Why didn't Barb drive him?
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Chris's car was in the shop, so Chris borrowed Barb's car to bronycon, Barb's minivan broke down on the way back to Virginia and needed repairs. So for a few days Chris has no car to use.
 
She will guard the hoard and boss Chris around from the afterlife:
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I feel like a lot of this discussion has to do with the broad sprectrum/long-term lifestyle changes Chris will have to undergo. Personally, I'm interested in knowing the immediate details. Not what happens when Barb dies, but what happens immediately before. Does she have any death plans? I'm sure she's going to be cremated, but has she discussed this with Chris? Has she discussed it with someone we don't know about?
 
James Howlett said:
I feel like a lot of this discussion has to do with the broad sprectrum/long-term lifestyle changes Chris will have to undergo. Personally, I'm interested in knowing the immediate details. Not what happens when Barb dies, but what happens immediately before. Does she have any death plans? I'm sure she's going to be cremated, but has she discussed this with Chris? Has she discussed it with someone we don't know about?
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If Barb has any plans its to keep wheelin' and dealin' and leeching off her failure of a son for as long as she can, and the in meantime keep herself alive out of pure spite until she can no longer. I don't think she has any postmortem plans or any care for what happens to her son afterward. Any money that might have been able to go toward a funeral for herself has long since been squandered away. Although, I wouldn't put it past Chris to immediately turn to his Patrons with an open hand to beg for money. demand donations to go toward a funeral for her. It wouldn't be the first time he used a parents death to beg for money. Whether or not Barb would deserve one, however, is a different topic for a different thread.

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I just remembered that Barb does have a grave reserved for her next to Bob.

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I don't know if he was cremated or not--I think he was though--so Barb will probably be cremated and put right next to him. Honestly that makes me sad. For Bob, not for Barb. Even in death he wont be able to escape her.
 
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Count Olaf said:
If Barb has any plans its to keep wheelin' and dealin' and leeching off her failure of a son for as long as she can, and the in meantime keep herself alive out of pure spite until she can no longer. I don't think she has any postmortem plans or any care for what happens to her son afterward. Any money that might have been able to go toward a funeral for herself has long since been squandered away. Although, I wouldn't put it past Chris to immediately turn to his Patrons with an open hand to beg for money. demand donations to go toward a funeral for her. It wouldn't be the first time he used a parents death to beg for money. Whether or not Barb would deserve one, however, is a different topic for a different thread.

EDIT:
I just remembered that Barb does have a grave reserved for her next to Bob.

300px-Chandler_Niche.jpg


I don't know if he was cremated or not--I think he was though--so Barb will probably be cremated and put right next to him. Honestly that makes me sad. For Bob, not for Barb. Even in death he wont be able to escape her.
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That grave marker needs a Sonichu yellow/blue paint job.
 
Count Olaf said:
If Barb has any plans its to keep wheelin' and dealin' and leeching off her failure of a son for as long as she can, and the in meantime keep herself alive out of pure spite until she can no longer. I don't think she has any postmortem plans or any care for what happens to her son afterward. Any money that might have been able to go toward a funeral for herself has long since been squandered away. Although, I wouldn't put it past Chris to immediately turn to his Patrons with an open hand to beg for money. demand donations to go toward a funeral for her. It wouldn't be the first time he used a parents death to beg for money. Whether or not Barb would deserve one, however, is a different topic for a different thread.

EDIT:
I just remembered that Barb does have a grave reserved for her next to Bob.

300px-Chandler_Niche.jpg


I don't know if he was cremated or not--I think he was though--so Barb will probably be cremated and put right next to him. Honestly that makes me sad. For Bob, not for Barb. Even in death he wont be able to escape her.
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All they have to do is return her to her Pokeball.
 
LazloChalos said:
Will she become part of his revenant revenge-army, or will he convert her into another one of his wives?
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Chris will be sperging and tarding out for weeks before he notices that she hasn't bugged him to go get q-sands for a while. When he goes to find her, there will just be a skeleton with flabby, semi-feral dogs gnawing on it.
 
Xanax said:
Putting out a hit on Barb when she turns 89 just to prove to Kiwi Farms user Kosher Dill that I'm not a lolcow
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Shit, if she makes it that long I'm sure Chris will do it for free.
 
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