Containment What will happen when Barb dies?

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If people can convince him a moon laser is pointing towars his imaginary land and will blow it all to hell unless he becomes thier slave, whose to say people cant convince him someone kidnapped sonichu and unless he kills drumpf sonichus dead
 
I honestly don't think Chris is smart enough to operate a firearm without some help. He'd be trying to load .38 spl into a .380 auto or something like that. He would need to be taught hands-on like ADF at the troon firing range where somebody else set it all up for him.

He could probably manage to stab someone or hit them with a bat. How successful he would be with that considering his physical limitations depends on the target.
 
yawning sneasel said:
If that were the case, you know that there would be people who say "let this play out, look and don't touch" while others say "jesus help him now!" everything in between. if we watched it unfold, I have to believe some spergs would contact LEO. What do you think they would do?
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I think both sides will end up in a protracted battle for Most Lost Cause Ever, or they'll forget about it soon.
 
What makes you think he hasn't already killed? The Secret Cabal Of Christorians, which I am vice president of, don't like discussing this too much but there have been four unsolved mysteries in Ruckersville in the past 5 years. Two of the crime scenes contained samples of blue-green hair that was unfortunately deemed unfit for DNA testing due to the amount of grease they were coated in. One of the victims played a small role as a background voice actor in the test-pilot for the second My Little Pony feature film. Another victim was found wearing a blue sweatshirt with it's sleeves removed, apparently having been gnawed off.

The fact that the Charlottesville Police Department have not yet put together these clues is a testament to their inability and ignorance.
 
ColtWalker1847 said:
I honestly don't think Chris is smart enough to operate a firearm without some help. He'd be trying to load .38 spl into a .380 auto or something like that. He would need to be taught hands-on like ADF at the troon firing range where somebody else set it all up for him.

He could probably manage to stab someone or hit them with a bat. How successful he would be with that considering his physical limitations depends on the target.
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He could easily run people down with his car, he's done it before.
 
Assaulting someone out in public, possibly. He has already done so with the Gamestop Macing incident. As far as actual murder? I don't think so.
 
Yellow Yam Scam said:
What makes you think he hasn't already killed? The Secret Cabal Of Christorians, which I am vice president of, don't like discussing this too much but there have been four unsolved mysteries in Ruckersville in the past 5 years. Two of the crime scenes contained samples of blue-green hair that was unfortunately deemed unfit for DNA testing due to the amount of grease they were coated in. One of the victims played a small role as a background voice actor in the test-pilot for the second My Little Pony feature film. Another victim was found wearing a blue sweatshirt with it's sleeves removed, apparently having been gnawed off.

The fact that the Charlottesville Police Department have not yet put together these clues is a testament to their inability and ignorance.
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Yet another instance of that dastardly null covering for his gf. Chris is literally killing people!
 
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