Containment What will happen when Barb dies?

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MahFibro! said:
I have to wonder if Barb will try to force Cole Smithy to take custody of CWC after she's passed (or if CWC just assumes that Cole will take him in because he's family).
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She doesn't even have the power to make him call her on the phone, and he couldn't give a shit if she lives or dies.
 
Chris may seek out people or "fans" to take him in or give donations cause with his spending habits he won't last long.

Who in their right mind would take him in is the real question.
 
I don't think Barb has anything to give Chris in inheritance. It really would have been far better for him if only Barb had died first and Bob had survived.

Right now Chris is up shit creek without a paddle, without Bard he won't even have a god damn canoe.

As others have said I don't think Chris would know Barb was dead right away, he'd probably find something suspicious when he hadn't heard from her in a couple of days. After that, Chris is very clearly not capable of taking care of himself. I think he'd be placed in a half-way house by the state the second the government found out.
 
From all the sickfuckery in this thread, I conclude that Chris could probably survive several years just by renting out Barb's corpse to the twisted perverts who have posted in this thread.
 
AnOminous said:
From all the sickfuckery in this thread, I conclude that Chris could probably survive several years just by renting out Barb's corpse to the twisted perverts who have posted in this thread.
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That's fucking disgusting, what sickens me the most is how much I could picture people doing that and screaming "JULAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!" and when they come saying "My wooden badge was delicious"

It'd be the "It didn't scan, it must be free", of Chris' "line of work"
 
Mr. Pickles said:
I don't think Barb has anything to give Chris in inheritance. It really would have been far better for him if only Barb had died first and Bob had survived.

Right now Chris is up shit creek without a paddle, without Bard he won't even have a god damn canoe..
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CWC's inheritance will be the hoard; and Barb would make a will saying he can't sell any of it due to how precious it was to her (or he won't part with any of it because the crap meant so much to her).
 
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Stephanie Bustcakes said:
Chris doesn't like Barb's hoard and if he was willing to sell Bob's personal items for toy money he'll have no problem selling or throwing away the board.
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I want to agree with you; but given how much of a hold Barb has on CWC, I'm not so sure CWC would part with her belongings after she's gone. In Bob's case, it was probably easier for CWC to dispose of his belongings because Bob didn't enable his behavior as much as Barb had.

Not saying he didn't love his dad; just saying there were times Bob didn't put up with his BS, which probably didn't sit well with CWC.
 
MahFibro! said:
I have to wonder if Barb will try to force Cole Smithy to take custody of CWC after she's passed (or if CWC just assumes that Cole will take him in because he's family).

I hope not - but I wouldn't be surprised if they try.
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Barb has been trying to get her greedy, skeksis claws into Cole for years. She just uses Chris to do it. I guess she figures its easier to guilt him into contacting her if she uses her rétard son as her messenger.
 
He's basically fucked.
He might start trying to live with other fans but I almost have no doubt he'll loose the house
or be evicted once Barb dies. And knowing how disgustingly attached Chris and Barb are at the hip
you can probably expect some sort of emotional melt down coming from Chris.
Maybe leading up to him leeching off of his brother.
 
as terrible as it sounds, i really, truly believe he will die when barb passes. barb’s debt will come back to haunt him, he’ll lose the house, and he’ll either take a long walk off a short pier or he’ll freeze to death behind a local kfc.
 
popcorn cat said:
He's basically fucked.
He might start trying to live with other fans but I almost have no doubt he'll loose the house
or be evicted once Barb dies. And knowing how disgustingly attached Chris and Barb are at the hip
you can probably expect some sort of emotional melt down coming from Chris.
Maybe leading up to him leeching off of his brother.
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Some idiot will take him in, in exchange for making beastiality porn.
 
Without Barb's income Chris could get more government programs like foodstamps. section 8, help with heating and electric etc. He won't have as much for toys but could still live if he managed his money well. Not in the house of course, but a small 1 bedroom apt. Whats going to fuck him over is his credit card debt and whatever Barb managed to get him to cosign.
 
Holiday Special said:
Without Barb's income Chris could get more government programs like foodstamps. section 8, help with heating and electric etc. He won't have as much for toys but could still live if he managed his money well. Not in the house of course, but a small 1 bedroom apt. Whats going to fuck him over is his credit card debt and whatever Barb managed to get him to cosign.
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I don't think they can garnish his tugboat for his debts, but yeah, he'll be living a pretty rough lifestyle for the foreseeable future.

It'll be like hitting a brick wall after living the first part of his life with essentially no concern for money.

And what's shitty is that it was basically all wasted. It's not like he lived out his youth experiencing life. Nah, he lived out his youth getting hassled by his insane mother and an endless cycle of internet spergs, and slipping away occasionally to splurge on toys.

I think nowadays he'd want to experience life. He's wanting Cole to take over, he's enjoying traveling to other places a little.

Too late though.
 
The house according to zillow is worth$177,534. How much could the bank get from it realistically considering the work that would need to be put into it to make it livable?
 
Holiday Special said:
The house according to zillow is worth$177,534. How much could the bank get from it realistically considering the work that would need to be put into it to make it livable?
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Turn it into one of those $1 Englewood properties? I can see some dirty rich fan purchasing it so Chris can keep living in it. But realistically, would the bank even want to touch that house? It seems more likely it would be condenmed before they could do anything.
 
Holiday Special said:
The house according to zillow is worth$177,534. How much could the bank get from it realistically considering the work that would need to be put into it to make it livable?
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The renovations after the fire were reportedly very thorough. I don't know how they happened upon that $177k number, but I think the house is probably reasonably worth the value of the land, plus whatever a lightly lived-in house would add to it.
 
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