Containment What will happen when Barb dies?

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Can you imagine when Barb does die how Chris will plan the funeral? That's hard even for normal people.
Barb's just going to be cremated and her ashes will be put in the same alcove as Bob's. Chris won't have to plan much of anything, except seeing if he can get some extra Lego money by cutting off Barb's hair and selling it to a wigmaker.
 
He'll bum a ride to california and live and shit on the streets like every other homeless tranny in the country does.
Interesting you should mention California: during the Catherine saga, Chris stated he felt uncomfortable leaving Virginia. When San Francisco in particular was mentioned, Chris stated "there's no San Francisco in Virginia" and went on to say he'd feel uncomfortable and unsafe outside Virginia, thus it's quite unlikely Chris will leave, although with that being said he HAS contradicted himself quite a bit (For example, hiring a hooker to end his Lovequest) so anything could happen.
 
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Interesting you should mention California: during the Catherine saga, Chris stated he felt uncomfortable leaving Virginia. When San Francisco in particular was mentioned, Chris stated "there's no San Francisco in Virginia" and went on to say he'd feel uncomfortable and unsafe outside Virginia, thus it's quite unlikely Chris will leave, although with that being said he HAS contradicted himself quite a bit (For example, hiring a hooker to end his Lovequest).
He did leave the state to go to that con in Maryland. But yeah, odd he can't wrap his mind around places outside his head space.
 
When Barb dies Chris will be very sad but be able to take care of herself and lead a more stable and fulfilling life than most of the people on this forum, being something of a celebrity and a cultural icon of the internet and an semi-professional cartoonist and performance artist like she already is while weens in their parents basement who no one ever paid any attention to will co to us to daydream of the day Chris is homeless or dragged off to a non-existent loony bin.

Chris is a survivor. Chris has been through way more bullshit than most of her critics and come out on top making bookoo bucks selling her art and making videos for her fans.

Chris is doing better as a creative professional than the majority of wannabe content makers,myself included. I applaud her
First he's gonna have to somehow land in an apartment without his 4-5 digit debt. If he manages that it will be an accomplishment in itself because it will take more that e-begging and selling toys to do it.

Hell, it's gonna cost a couple grand just to cremate Barb and settle the estate. People look at the prices funeral home advertise and think, "oh it's only $1100-$1500 for a funeral." They don't realize there's all these stupid additional costs. Like death certificates cost $10 each. Chris is gonna need about 8-10 of them so that's about $100 right there.

Not to mention he's going to have to hire a lawyer to settle her estate and probably another one for himself so he can disentangle himself from the joint loans with Barb and declare bankruptcy.

So he's gonna have to pay for the funeral, pay for a lawyer or two, hire a moving van, have the rent deposit and first month's rent for his new place, and pay for a bunch of other stuff I'm sure I'm missing.

That's just to get him into his new place. After that happens we can talk about the odds of him keeping the place and for how long.
He’s gonna need to pull in more than that to keep the house.
I know you were talking tongue in cheek but he's not keeping 14 BC. When the last person named on the mortgage dies the mortgage becomes due in full. Chris won't be able to get a new mortgage so he's outta there.
 
I know you were talking tongue in cheek but he's not keeping 14 BC. When the last person named on the mortgage dies the mortgage becomes due in full. Chris won't be able to get a new mortgage so he's outta there.
Inheritance gets an exception to due on sales clauses under federal law. He will inherit the current payments and if he wasn't so fucked with debt and had a decent job, the bank would likely refinance.
 
It's a weird...I don't know what to call it, because it's not poetic irony. But as far as I can tell, Chris broke the law (first gameplace incident) which went to court...Barb paid to get Chris out of something stupid (lawyer dude) and she had to take a mortgage out on the house to pay for it, and that mortgage is what Chris will be stuck with when Barb dies.

Chris could've not broken the law, Barb could've made him learn his lesson when he did break the law by not bailing him out...Barb brought up Chris who did something stupid, that hurt Barb, who then made another dumb choice, and poor Chris will be the lonely autist paying for it when she's gone.

I know Barb is a cunt, but something about this series of events over the past 15 years, really stings me. Sometimes I kinda feel sorry for Chris, but when I realize he's going to get fucked by his mother's double mortgage...I REALLY feel sorry for Chris.

Thank god for toys and license plates I guess...
No, Barb hit Snyder too.

Like Barb was sitting in the driver's seat. She put her foot on the gas and drove and hit Snyder with the car.

They switched places and Chris hit Snyder too. (Note: not sure which happened first. Chris hitting Snyder or Barb, but they both did it once.)

Heh, that's like literally what happened.

Barb moved heaven and earth (and lost $50-100k of the inheritance Bob left them) to fight the charges instead of taking a plea deal. They ran out of money and took the plea deal.

Now, when it was the pepper spray, it was only Chris' neck on the line. Barb wouldn't go to jail because she didn't pepper spray anyone (unlike when she hit Snyder). Chris went with a public defender. No fancy lawyer that time.

Admittedly, they were broke, so maybe if she still had the money, she would've gone all out that time too.

But somehow I don't think that's what would've happened. I think Barb is the type to be more pragmatic when it's not (entirely) her freedom/ego on the line. (That is to say, Chris going to jail would certainly jam her up a lot. But I think she'd be able to rationally sit down and think through how risky the public defender is, and choose accordingly. She didn't have that level-headedness when she was personally being accused though.)
 
Inheritance gets an exception to due on sales clauses under federal law. He will inherit the current payments and if he wasn't so fucked with debt and had a decent job, the bank would likely refinance.
Thanks for elaborating.

I know the payments are still due and the mortgage isn't due in total immediately but isn't that just temporary? Either Chris has to refinance or he has to sell the house. He can't just keep on paying Barb's mortgage payments indefinitely. And like you said, he can't refinance.

That's what I meant but I kinda wrote it in shorthand. Was I incorrect?

No, Barb hit Snyder too.

Like Barb was sitting in the driver's seat. She put her foot on the gas and drove and hit Snyder with the car.

They switched places and Chris hit Snyder too. (Note: not sure which happened first. Chris hitting Snyder or Barb, but they both did it once.)

Heh, that's like literally what happened.

Barb moved heaven and earth (and lost $50-100k of the inheritance Bob left them) to fight the charges instead of taking a plea deal. They ran out of money and took the plea deal.

Now, when it was the pepper spray, it was only Chris' neck on the line. Barb wouldn't go to jail because she didn't pepper spray anyone (unlike when she hit Snyder). Chris went with a public defender. No fancy lawyer that time.

Admittedly, they were broke, so maybe if she still had the money, she would've gone all out that time too.

But somehow I don't think that's what would've happened. I think Barb is the type to be more pragmatic when it's not (entirely) her freedom/ego on the line. (That is to say, Chris going to jail would certainly jam her up a lot. But I think she'd be able to rationally sit down and think through how risky the public defender is, and choose accordingly. She didn't have that level-headedness when she was personally being accused though.)
All because they were too stupid to have Barb go in and check instead of Chris barging in there.

Although I don't quite believe Chris' story. That's pretty quick (and dumb) thinking on his part to recover from his shock upon seeing Snyder to taking out his phone and start taking photos. I think it's like his original pepper spray story.

Whatever the case, it's just about the stupidest thing he's done, including sending nudes to theoretical girlfriends, driving to Cleveland, and sticking things up his ass.

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Thanks for the clarification.

I know the payments are still due and the mortgage isn't due in total immediately but isn't that just temporary? Either Chris has to refinance or he has to sell the house. He can't just keep on paying Barb's mortgage payments indefinitely. And like you said, he can't refinance.

I've only ever been involved in an estate on the periphery. That's what I meant but I kinda wrote it in shorthand. Was I incorrect?
It's my understanding the mortgage is inherited with the house. The inheritor is under no obligation to the lender other than paying the existing mortgage. A quick search confirms this:
a legal website said said:
Someone who inherits real estate that’s subject to a mortgage generally inherits the mortgage as well. The new owner can simply take over the old mortgage, without any change in terms. This is possible because of a federal law known as the Garn-St. Germain Depository Institutions Act of 1982. (12 U.S.C. section 1701J-3)

The Act sets out several situations in which lenders cannot enforce "due-on-sale" clauses in mortgages. These provisions (also called acceleration clauses) allow lenders to demand that a mortgage be paid off in its entirety when property is sold. But under the Garn-St. Germain Act, the lender cannot demand that the mortgage be paid off when the transfer is:
The law applies to residential property that has four or fewer dwelling units, including a residential manufactured home. It also applies to a lien on the stock allocated to a unit in a cooperative housing corporation.

Note the "generally". I have no idea if the bank would be able to take him to court arguing he cannot pay the debt due to his joblessness and general financial circumstances.
 
All because they were too stupid to have Barb go in and check instead of Chris barging in there.
Barb insisted on coming along. That was her attempt to defuse the situation.
Although I don't quite believe Chris' story. That's pretty quick (and dumb) thinking on his part to recover from his shock upon seeing Snyder to taking out his phone and start taking photos.
Nah, that sounds exactly like Chris behavior. Chris thinks trolls are like locusts and will eat up anything you give them. It's like when he encountered a Burger King employee at mcdonalds, which is obviously impossible considering the brand wars their passionate employees engage in.
I think it's like his original pepper spray story.
His pepper spray story? This one? Seems accurate to me. I mean, stupid and seen through the eyes of cwc, but the facts are generally in order.
 
Like Barb was sitting in the driver's seat. She put her foot on the gas and drove and hit Snyder with the car.

They switched places and Chris hit Snyder too. (Note: not sure which happened first. Chris hitting Snyder or Barb, but they both did it once.)
To me, that was the most damning part of the entire incident.

Like, if only one of them had hit Snyder, it wouldn't have been too hard for an attorney to argue that the situation escalated quickly, the person behind the wheel panicked, and then play the senile old lady or the autistic tard card to claim things got out of control and they just made a mistake. However, stopping the car, changing places, and running the poor bastard over again made the second person's actions willful.

That darn dirty Jew was actually a pretty good person for not pursuing the incident further than he did.

I know the payments are still due and the mortgage isn't due in total immediately but isn't that just temporary? Either Chris has to refinance or he has to sell the house. He can't just keep on paying Barb's mortgage payments indefinitely. And like you said, he can't refinance.

That's what I meant but I kinda wrote it in shorthand. Was I incorrect?
At the risk of oversimplifying, a mortgage is a long-term loan on a property that uses the property as collateral. As long as payments continue to be made on the loan, most banks aren't really going to give much of a shit who is making the payments.

Even once the mortgagee gets behind on payments, most banks will work with the borrower rather than repossess the house. Why? Because banks aren't in the home-selling business. A mortgage represents a stream of revenue and a bank would rather have a potential revenue stream on their books than an "asset" that needs repairs made, has property taxes that need to be paid, that needs to be sold to realize a gain, and requires you to pay a commission to the broker who sells the house.

While I don't know the details of how much is owed on the house/the amount of the payments, as long as Chris continues to make some sort of semi-regular payment on the mortgage, I would think the bank would try to work with him. Realistically, though, I'm pretty sure Chris will get seriously behind on his payments and, at that time, the bank might look into refi options. However, when they see Chris, look at his work history, and determine the likelihood of him being gainfully employed in the future, he will likely have a snowball's chance in hell of getting approved for a mortgage. Then, the big questions determining what's going to happen will be how much is owed on the mortgage(s) and what the value of 14 BC is, given its condition.
 
Honestly, Chris will Believe that Barbara is just Sleeping for a few days and eventually, he will Die of Hunger And Dirty Water after a few days of being homeless after failure to Obtain Food and Clean Water, the soup House will eventually Tell him to leave after he pretends to "Talk" to Sonichu and Rosechu.
 
No one is sure how much of it is an act.

Some of it may well be, but she exhibits certain traits of illnesses that I'm not sure she's capable of faking. And I'm sure if she was malingering, Chris would have slipped up in any lies he was telling while describing her condition. But who knows. Barbara 'Cluster B' Chandler has pulled a lot of bs in her time.
 
I have to wonder if Barb will try to force Cole Smithy to take custody of CWC after she's passed (or if CWC just assumes that Cole will take him in because he's family).

I hope not - but I wouldn't be surprised if they try.
 
Some of it may well be, but she exhibits certain traits of illnesses that I'm not sure she's capable of faking. And I'm sure if she was malingering, Chris would have slipped up in any lies he was telling while describing her condition. But who knows. Barbara 'Cluster B' Chandler has pulled a lot of bs in her time.

The way I see it, an elderly woman faking dementia is possibly more mentally ill than an elderly woman with dementia.
 
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