Containment What will happen when Barb dies?

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I think Chris could live pretty comfortably in a trailer park. Just by paying his rent on time he'd be a model tenant, and he would hardly be the only weird retard screaming at other peoples children.

He might even pick up a hobby like smoking crank and wouldn't that be the bees knees
 
I will take over the role as Chris' legal guardian. We will bond over our mutual hatred for the website "Kiwi Farms".
 
Hyperion said:
I think Chris could live pretty comfortably in a trailer park. Just by paying his rent on time he'd be a model tenant, and he would hardly be the only weird exceptional individual screaming at other peoples children.

He might even pick up a hobby like smoking crank and wouldn't that be the bees knees
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Oh man, if he gets upset with the internet trolling him, wait until he moves into a trailer park.
 
bigshot said:
I'm betting that Chis believes that when Barb dies, his life will improve dramatically. He'll be "Lord of the Manor", he'll be free to do whatever he wants whenever he wants, he will only have to rinse out one set of urine soaked sheets (his own), the world will finally be his oyster.
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Will Chris slide across the floor in his crap stained undies to that old time rock 'n' roll song like Tom Cruise did in Risky Business?

ZehnBoat said:
all i know is, if barb's death causes chris to move house (with the help of someone else) chris will bitch about it for a month as soon as he gets internet

he'll bitch about not having internet fora while
he'll bitch about not having vidya
he'll bitch about packing his legos, and unpacking them
he'll bitch about moving
he'll bitch about how the new place is smaller (if he does move it will be into a smaller place)
and he'll give a half assed thank you to whoever helped him before bitching "ya could have dun more"
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And he'll either burn down the new place, get kicked out for foul behavior or dox the address because Chris.
 
When Barb dies, her body will dissolve into a mass of small autonomous entities that will appear to be bees. At that point something terrible will happen.
 
He might lose what little grip of sanity he has and go on a full tangent spree that will likely result in his embarrassing death or him locked away indefinitely.
 
Chris will likely throw a temper tantrum on twitter DEMANDING that Cole leaves his mansion at Carnige Hall and helps pay for the funeral of Barb. Chris will likely survive barely with the help of Rocky budgeting his monthly expenses.
 
Hyperion said:
I think Chris could live pretty comfortably in a trailer park. Just by paying his rent on time he'd be a model tenant, and he would hardly be the only weird exceptional individual screaming at other peoples children.

He might even pick up a hobby like smoking crank and wouldn't that be the bees knees
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Trailer Park Boys meets Sonichu
 
Without Barb to feed the horde, it becomes agitated, flowing forth from its dark lair to feed.
Local pets go missing. A wave of amber alerts rocks the area as young children disappear in the middle of the night. Soon, entire families vanish, their houses reduced to shambles and wreckage in the middle of the night. Those with enough sense flee. A few stubborn old timers cling on. They are never seen again.
Within a year, Ruckersville is an abandoned, trash-strewn wasteland. The roads are clogged with rusting cars, the buildings filled with assorted trash. Not even the chirps of birds, or the rustle of animals breaks the silent air. The only living being, seen by a few foolhardy urban explorers, is a fat, balding man in a woman's dress waddling through the labyrinthine tunnels of garbage that used to be a suburban neighborhood.
 
Morose_Obesity said:
Trailer Park Boys meets Sonichu
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I will shit on her grave and post pics of it on the farms, and be called a faggot for not having seized a perfect opportunity to raid Chris' trash cans.

I'd also like to glue an Asperchu medalion on her grave, hope @Alec Benson Leary won't sue me for it.
 
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The only good thing about Chris's total incompetence at sewing is no way can he ever go full Ed Gein.
 
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