Containment What will happen when Barb dies?

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It'll be a coin flip if Chris has the right connections around when the time comes. Not much anyone can do from the reaches of the internet.

It would be good if Chris got back in contact with his therapy group.
 
Aldora said:
I think Chris will be ok in the end, he has Rocky(if she is still about by then), also some irl friends and he now has experience in running a household.

I also think Chris has some hidden depths, a couple of times Chris has shown to be more then just the clown that people think he is. The Ohio trip and standing up to Barb over the trans issues, those took some courage and resilience.
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Depression is terrible, and it can knock the little executive skills he has off center. I think that Chris continues to do stupid things, and people may be compassionate to that, but he will reach the end of the rope eventually. Just from that one family Christmas video, you can tell that Chris' neediness will be his eventual downfall.
 
Kosher Dill said:
If he does need assistance (like if he loses the house without Barb's tugboat) Rocky will be willing to help, even though Chris has long since abandoned God. He'll be fine.
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Does he still think God and Jesus are guiding his life including the becoming a woman thing or has he stopped asking them for divine help altogether?
 
Marvin said:
It would be good if Chris got back in contact with his therapy group.
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I thought you said they were just a pointless hugbox. Could any of them actually help him get services?

Duckman said:
Does he still think God and Jesus are guiding his life including the becoming a woman thing or has he stopped asking them for divine help altogether?
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As far as we've seen his opinion of God these days seems to be "yeah, sure, I guess". Unless Jesus returns in the flesh to personally donate Lego money, I don't think Chris will think about it in more detail than that.
 
Kosher Dill said:
I thought you said they were just a pointless hugbox. Could any of them actually help him get services?
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If Chris calls them up and says "hey, my mom died", they're not just going to tell him to fuck off.

They're a pointless hugbox, insofar as a therapy group is supposed to help you become a better person. But when Barb dies, Chris isn't going to need help self actualizing. He's going to need help finding a cheap crematorium and help filing paperwork, which his therapy group would be perfect for.
 
Meat_Puppet said:
And I'm willing to bet some WEEN will take him up on his offer. "Haha, I injected a turkey baster full of Chris jizz inside of me. I sure trolled him!!!"
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That deserves at least a few :horrifying:s and maybe even a :deviant: rating. The ween, I mean.

Male Idiot said:
I can see them simply buying the stuff and parading the autistic baby batter around on youtube, but not actually inseminating themselves with it. Especially since most weens are teenage boys.
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I guess Chris doesn't need a job after all, he can sell autistic sperm to weens and use the money earned to not pay his debts.
 
Curt Sibling said:
I think the chaos gods took up the task of guiding our Christine...Most likely Slaanesh.
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I think it was Nurgle first, with Slaanesh joing in the fun when the troon saga started. He/she/it is the god(dess) of trannies after all.
 
Chris is either going to

A. Be carted off to a group home
B. Die, I doubt he could take care of himself.


His brother won't take him in, and Chris HATES him. I don't think he has the money to go anywhere else even with his monthly tugboat so he really doesn't have any other options.
 
Laser Lotus said:
A. Be carted off to a group home
B. Die, I doubt he could take care of himself.
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He already is taking care of himself.

Marvin put it best when he said, if it TRULY AND HONESTLY comes down to a matter of survival, Chris will buckle down and do whatever it takes, including getting and keeping a job. He'll screw up dozens of times but he'll settle in as a perpetually surly and whiny minimum-wager. He's not just going to curl up and die in a ditch even if he ends up losing 14BC.
 
Once Barb dies he can get rid of the hoard, simply doing that could improve his mood.
And if he was smart he would rent out the extra rooms to help pay for the bills and maintain his home.
But he's far too paranoid too allow strangers stay there, even if they were paying him.
 
LegoChris said:
"Can"
"Could"
I definitely agree with you, but we should also acknowledge that he "won't."
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Chris would want to get rid of it. He would try to get rid of it. Although the immense volume of the hoard would be a big problem.
 
Do we wanna go over in detail how fast will Chris lose the house?

I'm assuming that houses mortgage has been long paid for. I have no idea what the utilities, gas etc. look like. We also have to consider people have backed up before that Chris is incapable of putting money aside in case of emergency, but he can handle his bills as long as Barb doesn't go borrowing too much off of him. How much tax breaks would Chris get in Virginia on the tugboat?

We also should keep in mind Chris might loss the house as collateral to pay for medical bills for Barb at the end of her life or to pay a nursing home when Chris cannot take care of her. What kind of life insurance policy does Barb have and how quickly will Chris blow through that? So can Chris budget well enough for his tugboat alone to care for that house? I doubt it.

The way I see it Chris will probably end up in a low income apartment and not a group home. I think he would freak out in a group home because he wouldn't be allowed to buy, hoard and masturbate all the time. He would be expected to do chores and would be kept on a schedule. Here is a sample of a group home's rules I pulled off their website.

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