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I enjoy Chris's autistic word salads and fail attempts at hiding the fact he even gives a shit about Mark the Tapir, but I thought the old days of him chimping out on Camera were more eventful than his Troon Toon self of current era. Nothing has topped his DON'T CALL ANYBODY though.
 
TiggerNits said:
I particularly just enjoy watching Chris when he's doing incredibly idiotic and short sighted things.
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The difference between Chris and Phil for me is that if Phil did something so incredibly stupid that he got himself killed in an insanely dumb way, I'd still find that funny, whereas the worst I want to see happen to Chris is mild embarrassment.
 
AnOminous said:
The difference between Chris and Phil for me is that if Phil did something so incredibly stupid that he got himself killed in an insanely dumb way, I'd still find that funny, whereas the worst I want to see happen to Chris is mild embarrassment.
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Agreed. I find Chris to be stupid and selfish, but also really dumb and sweet as well. I don't want him to feel pain or even moderate discomfort, just to keep on making an ass of himself in new and inventive ways
 
AnOminous said:
The difference between Chris and Phil for me is that if Phil did something so incredibly stupid that he got himself killed in an insanely dumb way, I'd still find that funny, whereas the worst I want to see happen to Chris is mild embarrassment.
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Yeah Phil is unlikable in ways Chris can not be blamed. I guess it can be the militancy, or the less childish type of insane that Phil does.
 
I genuinely like Chris. I find his shenanigans charming (albeit in the same way one would find Henry Darger's or Wesley Willis' content enjoyable). Even though is a completely awful human being and I never, ever want to meet him... I kinda like Chris. I think of it in the same way you could be friends with someone but he kinda smells so you only talk to him over the phone for the most part and don't really go to parties or anything with him. Except, instead of smelling, Chris is a horrible person AND smells.
 
I think Chris is ok, but there's also about 1000 miles and the whole internet between me and him.

If I lived at 16 Branchland Court I'd probably hate everything Chandler.
 
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ObeseScreamingBlackMan said:
I think Chris is ok, but there's also about 1000 miles and the whole internet between me and him.

If I lived at 16 Branchland Court I'd probably hate everything Chandler.
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I can just picture the dreariness of those neighbors if they step one foot out the door each day.
 
Permab& said:
I genuinely like Chris. I find his shenanigans charming (albeit in the same way one would find Henry Darger's or Wesley Willis' content enjoyable). Even though is a completely awful human being and I never, ever want to meet him... I kinda like Chris. I think of it in the same way you could be friends with someone but he kinda smells so you only talk to him over the phone for the most part and don't really go to parties or anything with him. Except, instead of smelling, Chris is a horrible person AND smells.
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I think meeting him once would be funny. Not as funny as it would have been with Classic Chris though. But this is neither the place nor the time to ween.
 
Well, with Chris, the smell and horribleness is part of the experience and his unique brand of "charm" unlike a would-be cool but stanky acquaintance.
 
He will post a craigslist ad for a new frozen cum surrogate.
 
Meat_Puppet said:
And I'm willing to bet some WEEN will take him up on his offer. "Haha, I injected a turkey baster full of Chris jizz inside of me. I sure trolled him!!!"
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I can see them simply buying the stuff and parading the autistic baby batter around on youtube, but not actually inseminating themselves with it. Especially since most weens are teenage boys.
 
Is there any way we as a community can help him when Barb dies?

Despite maybe Null and others discouraging it, I think members of this community would rise to the challenge.

I think Chris will be... Fine.. if Barb dies. What I worry about for him is the amount of loneliness he will experience with Barb gone.

Loneliness can lead to depression. I believe Chris is already depressed, but the huge transition I feel may be more than he can cope with.

I guess we could tell him to "man up" or "get with the program" and try to look for a job. But how could he? How can one suddenly find and keep a job with no smarts, no help of any kind, and the last job they had was pre 9/11?

Chris has no friends, no life skills, no prospects of attaining either and his only friend is a selfish, greedy jabba the hutt.

It will be bad. Will we as a forum do anything for the funeral/death?
 
Heimdallr said:
Is there any way we as a community can help him when Barb dies?
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We've already set up a donation drive where people can donate their used extension cords to him.
Apart from that, he doesn't need help. He's already running the household despite Barb actively interfering with its stability. If he does need assistance (like if he loses the house without Barb's tugboat) Rocky will be willing to help, even though Chris has long since abandoned God. He'll be fine.
 
Heimdallr said:
Is there any way we as a community can help him when Barb dies?

Despite maybe Null and others discouraging it, I think members of this community would rise to the challenge.

I think Chris will be... Fine.. if Barb dies. What I worry about for him is the amount of loneliness he will experience with Barb gone.

Loneliness can lead to depression. I believe Chris is already depressed, but the huge transition I feel may be more than he can cope with.

I guess we could tell him to "man up" or "get with the program" and try to look for a job. But how could he? How can one suddenly find and keep a job with no smarts, no help of any kind, and the last job they had was pre 9/11?

Chris has no friends, no life skills, no prospects of attaining either and his only friend is a selfish, greedy jabba the hutt.

It will be bad. Will we as a forum do anything for the funeral/death?
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Chris constantly shrugs off good advice, all this forum could do for him is support him by giving him money and other goods but how will that help him? Chris needs to learn to survive on his own, sink or swim.
 
I think Chris will be ok in the end, he has Rocky(if she is still about by then), also some irl friends and he now has experience in running a household.

I also think Chris has some hidden depths, a couple of times Chris has shown to be more then just the clown that people think he is. The Ohio trip and standing up to Barb over the trans issues, those took some courage and resilience.
 
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