Containment What will happen when Barb dies?

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Tennis-Ball-Tony said:
This is a worry, especially if he gets involved with LGBT communities or starts hanging out at the local bar.
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Well, he already did exactly that, at Impulse. As far as anyone can tell, he just made a low-grade ass of himself without getting into serious trouble, till he got bored and stopped going. (Because what's the point if you're not getting tribbed out on the regular?)
 
Kosher Dill said:
Well, he already did exactly that, at Impulse. As far as anyone can tell, he just made a low-grade ass of himself without getting into serious trouble, till he got bored and stopped going. (Because what's the point if you're not getting tribbed out on the regular?)
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True, but we haven't seen All Alone Christine Chandler(TM) and his new Need Human Interaction playset yet.
 
Heimdallr said:
Chris might whore himself out. He is rather sexually frustrated after all.
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According to Marvin, he's actually not. He occasionally whores himself out for our amusement when a troll promts him to, but it's more like he wants intimacy, to obtain something which (in his mind) symbolizes winning, and (above all) he wants someone to provide for him and care for him.

Edit: I stand corrected.
 
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Ophelia said:
According to Marvin, he's actually not. He occasionally whores himself out for our amusement when a troll promts him to, but it's more like he wants intimacy, to obtain something which (in his mind) symbolizes winning, and (above all) he wants someone to provide for him and care for him.
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I wouldn't say that.

Chris definitely wants sex. But his sex drive is probably weaker than you'd think. He complained that collecting his jizzsicles was stressful work. (This is why he was particularly annoyed when he found out the jizz wasn't viable.)

Furthermore, it's strangely more fetishistic than physical. Chris has a fascination with the ritual of lesbian sex. That his pickle actually gets stimulated isn't high on his list of priorities. (But it is indeed on the list.)
 
Marvin said:
He complained that collecting his jizzsicles was stressful work. (This is why he was particularly annoyed when he found out the jizz wasn't viable.)
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Everything is stressful for Chris unless it involves real obtainable china, free money, or being the center of attention.
Marvin said:
Furthermore, it's strangely more fetishistic than physical. Chris has a fascination with the ritual of lesbian sex. That his pickle actually gets stimulated isn't high on his list of priorities. (But it is indeed on the list.)
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Yeah, that's just gross; this whole lesbian thing goes way past drunken fratboy and into Quagmire territory. I could totally envision Chris envisioning himself as a real live clitoris on a hot lesbian. I don't know why, but it's always the creepiest and ugliest men that have the weirdest and most unobtainable fetishes.
You mentioned it as a ritual thing, Chris thinks there are certain procedures that are involved in lesbian sex, when in reality Lesbian Bed Death (LBD) exists.
 
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Fuck, I had no idea about him seeking to be a donor or the cryo-jizz. Only thing I know for sure is that this kid's death is gonna be a weird one.
 
As far as I know all Chris will have is a Tent, and one that is probably the last "healthy" purchase that doesn't involve building blocks with inflated price tags. Assuming he even knows portable one-man tents that are incredibly easy to set up exists.

You know someones future is at stake when its either:

Their health will screw them over even further, or they are very durable and buy a tent to live in for the rest of their lives.
 
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