Containment What will happen when Barb dies?

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We almost need a FAQ entry about why Chris isn't going to be dragged off to an asylum/sped house/orphanage. Assuming we don't already have one.

Why, because its not a popular opinion?

I wasn't talking about any asylums per se, but if they see he can't take care of himself, then rationally he'd go in to some sort of assisted living.

Also I am talking complete flip out, like full on psychosis or a complete nervous breakdown, which Chris will definitely experience after Barb dies. You don't think they will like take him to an institution or hospital and monitor him? Really? They will just tell him : "no Chris put on some clothes and go back inside." I'm not saying this because its Chris, I'm saying this about Chris as a person who's whole life is his mother. Remember that.

Then again we're talking about America and Virginia here and so far they seem to care less about Chris than I do about downvotes.
 
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No, because it's not an opinion, it's the law. It is illegal for the government to put Chris in a home against his will.

Read my post again, I just edited it and explained it more.

I could also try writing it here in braille, if maybe that gets my message across. Of course you're still free to disagree with me, I'll accept "ya'll" apologies later on when it turns out I was right.
 
Also I am talking complete flip out, like full on psychosis or a complete nervous breakdown, which Chris will definitely experience after Barb dies. You don't think they will like take him to an institution or hospital and monitor him? Really? They will just tell him : "no Chris put on some clothes and go back inside."
In America, yes. That's genuinely standard practice here. There are large numbers of insane people on the street or in jail in the US due to deinstitutionalization.
 
No, because it's not an opinion, it's the law. It is illegal for the government to put Chris in a home against his will.
It's also illegal in Virginia to touch a hoarder's paradise, if I recall. I don't think any other state has this bill, but it's the one thing keeping the Chandler fort secure
 
No, because it's not an opinion, it's the law. It is illegal for the government to put Chris in a home against his will.

If they deem him a threat to himself or others then the US justice system can have their way with him. All he needs is for Babs to die, go off of his meds for a couple of weeks and either mace, or move up to stabbing a Game Stop employee then he goes to prison. While in prison, if they feel that he can not be rehabilitate or live a normal life he belongs to them so long as he has no one to advocate for him.

It's easy to lose someone in the system when no one cares if you're missing.
 
I like to imagine that Chris will do something extremely crazy to get the rest of the world to notice him in a video that goes viral (on a scale of Harambe or Susan Boyle) when Barb dies, and get the kind of fame that will lead to him getting actual money from television appearances. Then, that will perhaps lead to some poor soul taking Chris into their home, if only so that they can blog about the experience or write a book or film a documentary to cash in on his increased fame.

Really, if you think about it, Chris hasn't done enough weird stuff to warrant much more than a cult following of people like us. Sure, you'll see Sonichu spread online, but you'll also see UkinoJoe stuff and David Firth stuff, and I wouldn't call those two 'famous' more 'noteworthy'. The most crazy thing he's done could be overshadowed by something someone did which is reported on a daily news show.

Maybe (and this is a BIG maybe) he'll do something like allow people to watch him do a live stream with a webcam. Telling people of the live stream about a week in advance to build anticipation by promising that he'll do something weird. Of course, he'll likely try to be coy and say "I've got a big surprise for all the Kiwi-Kinda people this saturday. Heh heh, you'd better not miss it."

The live stream will begin, Chris will introduce himself with a great big smile on his face that will immediately unsettle people. Afterwards, he'll reveal the partially decomposed body of his mother, and he'll tell the world that she died a week earlier. He will claim that he has a theory that Barb is like a Transformer, she can't die but her parts can break down and her parts need to be replaced once they do. He'll say that he didn't want to fix his father, and he didn't have the parts to fix Patti (I think that's the dog's name) but he's going to try to fix his beloved mother.

Then, he'll attempt to remove one of his arms with a knife. He'll start delicately at first, but he'll eventually start desperately hacking at the limb to try and remove it once he fully realizes how difficult it will be to remove his arm. The people watching the stream will cringe in horror, and some will probably call the police while others will be recording the stream to post on Youtube. Chris will eventually pass out from blood loss, or from the amount of pain he's in, and will likely be rescued by an emergency worker that someone called.

The next day, news sites all over the world will be talking about the event, and most people in the world will be hearing of Chris for the first time in an extremely clickbaity news article describing how the years of trolling and the death of his mother drove him over the edge. Kiwi Farms will experience an incredibly large surge of members, Chris will receive the type of fame he's always wanted, and everyone will have an interesting/horrifying story to tell.

Win win for everyone basically.
 
As I've commented before, the day we see Chris desperately typing "HELP! HELP! HELP!" on every social media outlet at his disposal, it will mark the day his mother is either extremely ill or dead.

Chris is a greedy and creepy asshole, but he's also a little kid trapped inside of that middle aged body. He cannot do jack without some ind of adult figure telling him what to do, or simply giving him a feeling of safety, as in the adults taking care of him like has been through his entire life.

To suddenly lose his last piece of safety net and having to face reallity as it is: he's alone, confused, scared on an empty house without knowing what to do, etc, would be enough to make him lose his shit and try on vain to find someone to take Barb's place.
Rocky, Cole and even Meghan will be bombared with scared, desperate pleas about going to his place and taking care of him, simply because those are the only people that Chris' mind could asociate with what he just lost.
 
If they deem him a threat to himself or others then the US justice system can have their way with him.

It's not just a matter of deeming. Such determinations are subject to such a degree of review that it's practically never done. Just being weird is not a legitimate reason for locking someone up for the rest of their lives in some home.
 
It's not just a matter of deeming. Such determinations are subject to such a degree of review that it's practically never done. Just being weird is not a legitimate reason for locking someone up for the rest of their lives in some home.


I never said it would be for being weird. I said if he proves himself a threat to others or himself. So far, he is on that road.

He was involved in a hit and run and has assaulted people while under the care of his mother. What happens when Babs ain't there no more.

They use techniques like these to keep sexual predators locked up, in some states, even after they have long finished their sentences.


Also, since Chris has never been declared incompetant, as far as I know, he can go to a Dick's Sporting Goods or a Pawn shop and have a shot gun and ammo in an hour or less.

Go to sleep with that on your mind.
 
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It's not just a matter of deeming. Such determinations are subject to such a degree of review that it's practically never done. Just being weird is not a legitimate reason for locking someone up for the rest of their lives in some home.
Usually the cops like to go after easy targets like drug dealers and homeless people sleeping under bus stops in the middle of the day. Since Chris is a home dweller who plays his PS4 most of the day, he'll stay off the state's radar as long as he can pay his electric bill.
 
I never said it would be for being weird. I said if he proves himself a threat to others or himself. So far, he is on that road.

He was involved in a hit and run and has assaulted people while under the care of his mother. What happens when Babs ain't there no more.

That doesn't qualify. "He did this shit years ago" does not add up to the very high is an imminent threat to self or others standard that means you just can't lock someone up because you personally disagree with how they're living their lives, even if it seems insane to you.
 
It's not just a matter of deeming. Such determinations are subject to such a degree of review that it's practically never done. Just being weird is not a legitimate reason for locking someone up for the rest of their lives in some home.
What about Chris being unable to stop embarrassing himself? I understand that Chris is his "own free bitch", but it seems like he's been the internet's free bitch for a long time, then he turned into its paid bitch for a short while. It seems his cycle is he is either booted from a place or people ignore him altogether after a while, then he runs back to the internet willing to do unspeakable things just for attention and "approval". Chris' run with the internet won't last forever, and after that, he could meet up with a group of trolls that lead him to do something dangerous. Chris does not seem to have a real impulse control or other executive functioning skills that would help him live a normal life free of exploitation and ridicule. People are literally basing Chris' competence on his ability to count moniez, pay bills, and drive worse than an old lady without her Parkinson's medications.
 
That doesn't qualify. "He did this shit years ago" does not add up to the very high is an imminent threat to self or others standard that means you just can't lock someone up because you personally disagree with how they're living their lives, even if it seems insane to you.

You're really ignorant about how the legal system works.

The more shit you have done in the past is more reason why you might do something in the future. This is what some people call a behavioral pattern and the basis of the argument that got the 3 strikes law passed.

All it will take is for him to continue to show this pattern. He gets pissed off about something, lashes out, someone gets in his way and he attacks them because he feels they are threatening him.

I bet being medicated and seeing a doctor was part of his parole and that's why Chris ain't been bringing the milk but what happens when his parole is up and he's not legally required as a condition of his parole to see a doctor and take meds or there's no one there to make sure he does?

He'll fall back into his old behaviors, but right now, compared to his old self, Chris is acting like somone doing the thorazine shuffle and really has no desire to do anything but eat, sleep or watch tv.
 
You're really ignorant about how the legal system works.
@AnOminous is a lawyer. (Or a law student? I can't remember.)
The more shit you have done in the past is more reason why you might do something in the future. This is what some people call a behavioral pattern and the basis of the argument that got the 3 strikes law passed.

All it will take is for him to continue to show this pattern. He gets pissed off about something, lashes out, someone gets in his way and he attacks them because he feels they are threatening him.
There isn't just one three strikes law. It's like a genre of law that you'll see in many different forms around the country.

It's not just "showing a pattern". There are specific, technical requirements depending on the state. These laws are almost always regarding serious felonies. If I remember correctly, Chris still hasn't been convicted of a single felony, let alone three. A cursory google search shows the three strikes laws in Virginia are for very serious crimes.

Also fatty's not going to attack anyone. The pepper spray was the worst of the worst you'll see from Chris, and even that experience scared him shitless.

I don't think we'll see anything worse than the occasional vandalism or get chased away by mallcops.
I bet being medicated and seeing a doctor was part of his parole and that's why Chris ain't been bringing the milk but what happens when his parole is up and he's not legally required as a condition of his parole to see a doctor and take meds or there's no one there to make sure he does?
No, Chris wasn't being medicated. He did briefly attend a therapy group willingly though. But that wasn't really therapy, so much as people asspatting him and telling him how much he deserves a vagina.
He'll fall back into his old behaviors, but right now, compared to his old self, Chris is acting like somone doing the thorazine shuffle and really has no desire to do anything but eat, sleep or watch tv.
What makes you think that? I mean, Chris gets out and socializes and stuff. He's got friends he hangs out with.
 
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What makes you think that? I mean, Chris gets out and socializes and stuff. He's got friends he hangs out with.
I keep seeing you mention him having friends and that but you never say who they are (from what I've seen). Are they actually friends or just people like you and @LoveYouLongTime who merely tolerate him and a fully aware of his internet fame?
 
I keep seeing you mention him having friends and that but you never say who they are (from what I've seen). Are they actually friends or just people like you and @LoveYouLongTime who merely tolerate him and a fully aware of his internet fame?
IRL, non-troll people who he met independently. People who talked to him enough to decide to spend time with him separately on multiple occasions. Not just awkward laughs, where they then try to sidle away from him. They found Chris nice and friendly enough to invite him to places. Or to their houses or whatever.

People here hyperanalyze Chris' bad traits and dramatically overestimate those bad traits' significance to your average normal, non-internet person when he's out in the field.

Chris can be an annoying, creepy weirdo. I'm not saying that he's not. But there's a difference between "can be" and "110% of the time, no exceptions period".

Edit: And the flip side of the coin is that Chris is boring as shit. He's also not super popular. My whole point is that:
  • Making friends is not hard, even Chris can do it
  • Make no assumptions about Chris' daily life unless you're getting daily updates on it. Since we haven't gotten daily updates on Chris' life, pretty much since Bob died, don't assume you know what Chris does based on golden age trolling info. Golden age trolling info was when we were actively seducing Chris away from venturing out into the world and half assedly pursuing other sources of socialization. When the trolls go away, Chris goes out into the world again. He's not great at it, but the world is a big place. He's talked to enough nerd/gay people in Charlottesville to the point where he struck upon some friends who nerds/gays in the same way that he does.
 
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