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Heimdallr said:
What is his deal anyhow? isn't that upside of autism that they are really smart at some stuff?
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IS Chris good at anything? I know in high school he said he "excelled at math for the love of God," but who knows if that's actually true. Does he actually have any talents?
 
Kosher Dill said:
Being severely autistic, he's naturally good at Sonic.
http://psnprofiles.com/game-leaderboard/808-Sonic-The-Hedgehog
http://psnprofiles.com/game-leaderboard/851-Sonic-The-Hedgehog-2
http://psnprofiles.com/game-leaderboard/384-Sonic-Adventure
Consistently among the very first to finish the old Sonic games when they're re-released.
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The last one isn't all that surprising. Sonic Adventure is completely unplayable to anybody not wearing really, really thick nostalgia goggles, so in a way Chris was born for this task.
 
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Count Olaf said:
Oh I wouldn't say that. I for one can't wait for her to die and I know more than a few people on here can't wait either. But of course, nobody wants Barb to die more than Cole himself. After all she did almost kill HIM with a ricocheted bullet in a moment of pure Barb-aric bat shit insanity.
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I don't believe that actually happened, or at least not the way that hipster jackass Cole Smithey says it did.

Goochole said:
Actually its been proven time and time again (in Chris gameplay videos) how he always chooses the game easiest mode, then still sucks at it.
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I saw him doing a playthrough of Uncharted and his play was better than DarkSydePhil's.
 
AnOminous said:
I don't believe that actually happened, or at least not the way that hipster jackass Cole Smithey says it did.
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My dad once caught himself in the arm when a bullet he fired at the gun range fragmented, so that's possible at least.
 
May be a little late but I think that when Barb dies Chris will either survive for awhile on his own or be institutionalized. I have a few other ideas but they aren't so PG lol
 
Alec Benson Leary said:
My dad once caught himself in the arm when a bullet he fired at the gun range fragmented, so that's possible at least.
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Ricochets happen all the time. You ask anyone who's spent a serious amount of time at the range, and chances are, they've probably caught a ricochet at one time or another. But Cole acts like the bullet stayed in one piece, bounced straight back, whizzed a few inches by his head, before hitting the wall. He treats it as some big near-death experience, when it's really not a huge deal.
 
Alec Benson Leary said:
^Cole should write his own movies. He's obviously a much better storyteller than the people who made toy story 3.
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I'm willing to bet Cole is working on a screenplay. Maybe it's not near completion, or maybe he doesn't want to talk about it to others. But I'm guessing he has one he's working on bit-by-bit and is just salivating at the thought of how much he will be paid for the lucky studio that purchases it
 
Galvatron said:
I'm willing to bet Cole is working on a screenplay. Maybe it's not near completion, or maybe he doesn't want to talk about it to others. But I'm guessing he has one he's working on bit-by-bit and is just salivating at the thought of how much he will be paid for the lucky studio that purchases it
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