Containment What will happen when Barb dies?

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After Barb bites the dust I think the few public chimpouts will be even less because I don't think he will go out as much. Imagine a major reason he gets out is to get away from the old harpy for a while. When she's gone he'll have the place to himself and can finally get around to cleaning up the hoard and spending as much time as he wants playing with himself. As much as he probably does already, I bet mommy dearest cuts into toy time far more than he'd like.
 
Goochole said:
I don't want Barb to die, no one does,
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Oh I wouldn't say that. I for one can't wait for her to die and I know more than a few people on here can't wait either. But of course, nobody wants Barb to die more than Cole himself. After all she did almost kill HIM with a ricocheted bullet in a moment of pure Barb-aric bat shit insanity.
 
If he does clean the hoard and the house doesn't get foreclosed, wouldn't he just fill it back up with toys?
 
Sanae is a slut said:
If he does clean the hoard and the house doesn't get foreclosed, wouldn't he just fill it back up with toys?
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Probably not. Chris doesn't hoard, in a clinical sense.

The distinction being that a hoarder collects stupid crap for the sake of collecting. There's no end goal. Chris is more like a child with a messy room. He buys stupid crap, but he makes use of the crap. He doesn't expand endlessly.
 
I think the most important question we should be asking is, who will wash his DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS?

Once soiled, will he just turn them inside out and keep wearing them? Will he free-ball it? Will he beg for donations to buy a new supply every week?

The next ween who pays for an interview needs to ask this. It is of the utmost importance.
 
Marvin said:
Chris is more like a child with a messy room. He buys stupid crap, but he makes use of the crap. He doesn't expand endlessly.
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"Hey you guys, you talking 'bout me? hmmmm?"
 
Count Olaf said:
Oh I wouldn't say that. I for one can't wait for her to die and I know more than a few people on here can't wait either. But of course, nobody wants Barb to die more than Cole himself. After all she did almost kill HIM with a ricocheted bullet in a moment of pure Barb-aric bat shit insanity.
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Somehow I doubt the validity of Cole's account of the story.

She shot a little shitty .25 ACP Saturday night special at a steel door, it likely shattered and a small fragment punched a hole in the drywall a few feet away from Cole. A ricochet like that wouldn't've killed him and probably wouldn't have done anything more than breaking the skin.
 
Do you think content production will go up or down? It doesn't seem like she's exerting much control over his behavior now, but when she dies he'll be depressed and probably busy taking care of the stuff she's no longer around to fix for him, so I'd expect a dropoff. On the other hand, the intensity of his fuck quest will go up a notch, since now he'll need a sweetheart to fill that void...
 
The Great Goatse said:
Do you think content production will go up or down?
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Are you talking Sonichu or e-begging?

I mean subtract nothing from nothing you get nothing.
Not much of a difference really.

His e-begging would definitely continue, specially when Berbula's tugboat isn't coming in no more.
 
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