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Didn't someone claim a couple years back about Chris being caught shoplifting? Supposedly he dropped all his things and skidaddled. Chris himself later denied this happened.
Containment What will happen when Barb dies?
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Didn't someone claim a couple years back about Chris being caught shoplifting? Supposedly he dropped all his things and skidaddled. Chris himself later denied this happened.
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I almost pity him, then I remember he secretely revels in the attention anyway. In this he is even more stereotypically womanly than any other aspect he attempts to mimic of women, and this part of him is actually natural.
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But it's the store's fault for making him want it so much.
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I'd say that and using a handicap placard for parking are the two shittiest things he does consistently.
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Which is funny because the dozens of fly-by-night teaching hospitals she's pre-sold her corpse to will never be able to collect. It's like a redneck version of the scheme from "The Producers".
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I picture something along these lines.
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they often aren't discovered until the money runs out, since their bills are often on autopay, but somone will probably call the Ruckersville cops after Chris(tine) goes over a year without e-begging
this guy wasn't discovered for over a year, and the TV was still running
https://www.thestar.com/news/2007/02/20/mummified_man_found_in_front_of_tv.html
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Judging by the latest picture of Barb and Anna, I doubt Barb will be alive this time next year.
She doesn't look drastically unhealthy, but the weight loss is dramatic and goes way beyond "Welp, can't afford as many Big Macs as she used to."
She's literally wasting away from the looks of it, something that Chris seems blissfully unaware of.
As anyone who worked at a hospital or nursing home can attest to, its not the jolly, fat 70 year old you expect to kick the bucket. It's the 70 year old who've lost 30-40 pounds over the last year, who suddenly gets a trivial infection, and is dead two weeks later.
The latest picture of Barb and Anna makes me wonder if Anna would step up to the plate after Barbs passing.
Not that Barb necessarily is trying to rope her in to take care of Chris after she's gone, but the sight of a devastated man child trying to deal with the practicalities of a death in the family (and possibly the Facebook asspats included) could be enough to motivate her.
She doesn't look drastically unhealthy, but the weight loss is dramatic and goes way beyond "Welp, can't afford as many Big Macs as she used to."
She's literally wasting away from the looks of it, something that Chris seems blissfully unaware of.
As anyone who worked at a hospital or nursing home can attest to, its not the jolly, fat 70 year old you expect to kick the bucket. It's the 70 year old who've lost 30-40 pounds over the last year, who suddenly gets a trivial infection, and is dead two weeks later.
The latest picture of Barb and Anna makes me wonder if Anna would step up to the plate after Barbs passing.
Not that Barb necessarily is trying to rope her in to take care of Chris after she's gone, but the sight of a devastated man child trying to deal with the practicalities of a death in the family (and possibly the Facebook asspats included) could be enough to motivate her.
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I wish, but nah, I think Barb will still live on for some more years. How many exactly I don't know. As for Anna, it will only be until this much until she's had it up with Stinky Winky and his antics. I doubt she'll stick with him forever.
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He'll probably try to get some china from Anna, and she will go away.
But to answer the question:
The final mortal tether he has on this Earth, his own mother (cole doesn't count) will finally be gone, and Chris can finally take his rightful place as God (mayor) over all of cwcville (Earth) and it's citizens (humanity).
Truly dark days ahead friends.
But to answer the question:
The final mortal tether he has on this Earth, his own mother (cole doesn't count) will finally be gone, and Chris can finally take his rightful place as God (mayor) over all of cwcville (Earth) and it's citizens (humanity).
Truly dark days ahead friends.
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I'd imagine she'd start to decompose.
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That's a good point.
Chris is now a "lesbian" meaning there's no reason she WOULDN'T fuck him (in his mind)
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Haven't seen anyone else pose this point but maybe the photo of Barb & Anna was taken because she heard Barb was fading out? I've visited more than one relative for that reason and some of them looked a lot healthier than Sloth Chandler.
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the better question is how will Kiwi Farms react when Barb dies?
Will we put up a short, but elegant obituary, with a flattering picture of Barbara, in memorium?
...or will we take the classy route and just stream "Ding Dong the Witch is Dead!" scene from The Wizard of Oz over and over for the whole day?
Will we put up a short, but elegant obituary, with a flattering picture of Barbara, in memorium?
...or will we take the classy route and just stream "Ding Dong the Witch is Dead!" scene from The Wizard of Oz over and over for the whole day?
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What a morbid question....but I'll bite.
I think the crux of the matter will be the CWC
After Bob died, it got quite a boost and if the same happens when Barb dies, then I can see CWC staying afloat, at least until something goes wrong.
If I was to give advice to CWC, I would say that once the estate was settled(and I'm sure that'll be a mess) that they should leave Ruckersville. CWC has said repeatedly how much they miss living in Midlothian, so they should move back. Find a nice one bedroom apartment(with room for LEGO) and start afresh.
Or if they can't/won't leave: clean the house, get rid of the rubbish, and start renting rooms. CWC is going to be very very lonely, and I think renting rooms could be super helpful to their longterm mental and emotional wellbeing.
I think the crux of the matter will be the CWC
After Bob died, it got quite a boost and if the same happens when Barb dies, then I can see CWC staying afloat, at least until something goes wrong.If I was to give advice to CWC, I would say that once the estate was settled(and I'm sure that'll be a mess) that they should leave Ruckersville. CWC has said repeatedly how much they miss living in Midlothian, so they should move back. Find a nice one bedroom apartment(with room for LEGO) and start afresh.
Or if they can't/won't leave: clean the house, get rid of the rubbish, and start renting rooms. CWC is going to be very very lonely, and I think renting rooms could be super helpful to their longterm mental and emotional wellbeing.
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Seriously? You want him to invite weens into his house?
Just what he needs, a bunch of autists dressing up in Bob and Barb's old clothes and diving in the septic tank to collect stool samples, every single day.
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It would bring in a steady supply of money, and probably offset almost all the house expenses. Would I want to live with CWC? No, but I am sure there are some who would.Seriously? You want him to invite weens into his house?
Just what he needs, a bunch of autists dressing up in Bob and Barb's old clothes and diving in the septic tank to collect stool samples, every single day.
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