Containment What will happen when Barb dies?

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Cole cut Chris off more than a decade ago. Chris didn't hear anything from Cole when Bob died, he won't hear anything from Cole when Barb dies.
 
Subconcious Offense said:
If that's all you want, you may as well imagine him being lost on the way to Cole's house, I don't think Cole would actively go out of his way to help Chris if at all.
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Maybe Chris will leave his world behind and go on an Eat, Pray, Love style journey to 'discover himself'. And get as far as Charlottesville before being picked up by concerned police and returned home.

Does anyone know the furthest away from home Chris has been?
 
Boyfriend-Free said:
I'd like to think Cole would step in and take Chris in. Can you imagine what a clash of cultures that would be? Oh they would be at each other's throats within a week. Chris would storm out and get lost. Imagine Chris loose in New York.
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I could see him getting banned from the Stone Wall Inn or the Nintendo Store.
 
The moment Barb dies, Chris will notice that she smells a bit ... Latexy.

So he will pull off the mask.

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Purmojemvits said:
be a literal manchild for the rest of his life, spending all of his money on toys and crap and look for new progressive family to adopt autistic transage transwoman lesbian child
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Well, he already is a literal manchild (for his entire life) spending money on toys and crap but he certainly wants a family to adopt him... or someone, just anyone, who can do chores for him or takes care of other things.
So far, he's trying that with us (begging for money to pay the bills and the bananas) and Cole (begging him to give them money AND take care of Barbie)
 
MrsFrizzle said:
Can you imagine what shitty wedding presents they would give? Flea-infested Precious Moments figurines from Barb, some Sonichu bullshit from Chris.
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What are the odds Barb would have only attended to demand a dowry from the Cole's in-laws? While Chris demands to be a bridesmaid?
 
Its a shame Chris has been cured of his autism, mostly because he's still retarded.

And now he doesn't have the 'tism to blame when he 'tards out.
This was a well thought out thing to do, cure his autism, and not retarded in any way.

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Dain Bramage said:
I don't know how Chris can survive in the real world after Barb dies. I just plain don't.
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What the fuck do you think Barb does for Chris? She sits in her house slowly dying and not giving a shit. Its not like she's managing his bills or making sure he eats properly or telling him to better himself. For all intensive purposes, Chris is already on his own. Barb just anchors the roof over his head.
 
Sammy said:
Its a shame Chris has been cured of his autism, mostly because he's still retarded.

And now he doesn't have the 'tism to blame when he 'tards out.
This was a well thought out thing to do, cure his autism, and not retarded in any way.

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What the fuck do you think Barb does for Chris? She sits in her house slowly dying and not giving a shit. Its not like she's managing his bills or making sure he eats properly or telling him to better himself. For all intensive purposes, Chris is already on his own. Barb just anchors the roof over his head.
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That's the point. When Barb goes, the house will go soon after. Either taken by a lien from Discover , put on the market by Cole or the other sibs, or eventually foreclosed on because there's no way Chris can afford to upkeep a house & property on just his Tugboat alone (even if he didn't flush it all away on Lego every month). Even if he gets a new place to stay thanks to some gullible fool, Chris will not get along in his new surroundings.
 
Dain Bramage said:
That's the point. When Barb goes, the house will go soon after. Either taken by a lien from Discover , put on the market by Cole or the other sibs, or eventually foreclosed on because there's no way Chris can afford to upkeep a house & property on just his Tugboat alone (even if he didn't flush it all away on Lego every month). Even if he gets a new place to stay thanks to some gullible fool, Chris will not get along in his new surroundings.
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How are they affording the upkeep and property now? Isn't Chris' tugboat their only income? I thought all of Bob's money got cleaned out on account of Chris' legal fees.

And lets be serious, weens will just send him whatever money he needs to maintain his status quo while wringing their hands and cackling to themselves, "THAT'LL SHOW 'EM MUAHAHAHAHAHA JULAAY"
 
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