Containment What will happen when Barb dies?

[High-Tech Redneck]

I wonder how long it will take for Chris to report her death? I don't think the general public will know immediately. Way I see it, Chris crashes into slumber for a few hours, then calls one of his siblings or his aunt and tells them about her death. They'd then come over and help Chris with everything that needs to be done. We'd all probably know a day after it occurred, if not a little before that.

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

I wonder how long it will take for Chris to report her death? I don't think the general public will know immediately. Way I see it, Chris crashes into slumber for a few hours, then calls one of his siblings or his aunt and tells them about her death. They'd then come over and help Chris with everything that needs to be done. We'd all probably know a day after it occurred, if not a little before that.

The other branches of Chris' family hate him, and Barb. Cole will probably celebrate, but the rest? They only really cared when Bob died.

He could do another "Y'all need to appreciate family" deals, but the only thing I can see bringing anyone back is Cole trying to get the house.

 

[Barley]

I wonder how long it will take for Chris to report her death? I don't think the general public will know immediately. Way I see it, Chris crashes into slumber for a few hours, then calls one of his siblings or his aunt and tells them about her death. They'd then come over and help Chris with everything that needs to be done. We'd all probably know a day after it occurred, if not a little before that.

They won't answer and they certainly won't come either.

 

[Subconcious Offense]

They won't answer and they certainly won't come either.

He probably won't even call until it is convenient for him.

 

[Robotic Richard Simmons]

After Barb dies, it's a pretty safe bet that weens will leave bananas on her grave.

I really think this is probably the best possible outcome that doesn't involve fecal matter.

 

[Male Idiot]

Someone should contact Chris and tell him that he should get Barb to put him in her will as the inheritor of the house.

Sorry to Alog Cole, but if Chris gets kicked out, we would get a really cool initial chimpout video yeah, but after that the Chris in the streets saga would be hard for us to watch unless a Kiwi takes up hobochris watch... Trashraider, where are thou?

 

[Apocalypso]

What will happen when Barb dies?

Stinky Winky will be buried alive with Barb, being inseparable from her and acknowledging that she was his only sweetheart.

 

[Marvin]

Chris would call 911 immediately. I know this to be true because Chris has done it several times before.

Chris is easily scared and calls other people for help all the time.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

Exclusive video of Chris finding Barb dead:

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Stinky Winky will be buried alive with Barb

Spoiler

Wasn't something like that mentioned before, and someone brought up that one scene from The Simpsons where Burns plans on Smithers being buried alive with him?

 

[Sperglord Dante]

Someone please shop Charbs amibos into this.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

Chris would call 911 immediately. I know this to be true because Chris has done it several times before.

Chris is easily scared and calls other people for help all the time.

I guess everyone forgot about the "shovel mech" incident, where Chris panicked over a brushfire & called 911 so many times that they started screening his calls.

While also dropping the address of the rental house, because he's Chris.

 

[Andrew Noel Schaefer]

Will any Cool Guys show up to her funeral? No Cool Guys to my knowladge were at Bobs.

 

[ZehnBoat]

I guess everyone forgot about the "shovel mech" incident, where Chris panicked over a brushfire & called 911 so many times that they started screening his calls.

While also dropping the address of the rental house, because he's Chris.

i wish i knew about this before the "BARB NEEDS ASSMA MEDISIN" video

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

i wish i knew about this before the "BARB NEEDS ASSMA MEDISIN" video

Here you go.
http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Brushfire_Video
http://sonichu.com/cwcki/November_2014_Facebook_Posts#The_Shovel_Mech_Horror

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

I guess everyone forgot about the "shovel mech" incident, where Chris panicked over a brushfire & called 911 so many times that they started screening his calls.

While also dropping the address of the rental house, because he's Chris.

I heard about the incident, but I had no idea how "special" it was. I've known a lot of neurotic people to fuss and blow things out of proportion, but this was just crazy. Emergency services had to filter Chris-Chan's calls for a self-contained fire. Can you imagine if some major appliance broke down after Barb's death "911, I need money because my washer is covered in poopies and will not work, this is an emergency"

 

[Robotic Richard Simmons]

I guess everyone forgot about the "shovel mech" incident, where Chris panicked over a brushfire & called 911 so many times that they started screening his calls.

While also dropping the address of the rental house, because he's Chris.

Besides "niggos" the phrase "shovel mech" is my second favorite Chrisism. It's the only two times he's been unintentionally and legitimately hilarious to me.

 

[Apocalypso]

What will happen when Barb dies?

She won't be cooking in the kitchen anymore.

Spoiler

She'll be cooking in Hell!

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

She won't be cooking in the kitchen anymore.

Spoiler

She'll be cooking in Hell!

That's gay & unrealistic, Barb hasn't cooked since the Ruckersville Spaghetti Incident of 2000.

 

[Randy Lahey]

Ruckersville Spaghetti Incident

oh jesus, i'm gettin' 'nam flashbacks