Containment What will happen when Barb dies?

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Paul Rudd said:
After reading this post I'm like 98% convinced that Vault Boy here is a poster from the future. This sounds too grimly real.
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Well shit, I can't really think of a positive outcome for Chris after Barb starts pushing up daisies. He's going to do something that will really screw him up, either from grief, a new found sense of freedom, or just him being him. I don't want to see the goofball get seriously hurt or have his life get any more fucked up than it already is, but frankly the odds are against him.
 
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Vault Boy said:
I don't want to see the goofball get seriously hurt or have his life get any more fucked it than it already is.
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I am impartial to his safety, but the best contents were always when he was endangering himself or others, and he has always come out virtually unscathed. It will just be the same as always. He will keep doing stupid shit with mundane consequences, like a one-time fine of $500 for macing when he gets $1000 monthly.
 
Mr Zero said:
I wonder if Chris will beg for donations for the funeral and then when the weebs send him money he spends it all on toys and just buries her in the backyard anyway.
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You won't see him anywhere near a shovel. Physical work is too much stress. *sigh*

I like the idea of that Lego coffin. Maybe he'll have to cannibalize the CWC highschool along with the Ghostbusters HQ to get the job done. Which makes it highly unlikely.
 
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Vault Boy said:
Well shit, I can't really think of a positive outcome for Chris after Barb starts pushing up daisies. He's going to do something that will really screw him up, either from grief, a new found sense of freedom, or just him being him. I don't want to see the goofball get seriously hurt or have his life get any more fucked it than it already is, but frankly the odds are against him.
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It really depends on what Marvin and co. will do.

Please don't give me that nonsense that they still arn't doing stuff behind the scenes. I personally don't care, I just hope they have something planned.
 
Weeny Tran said:
It really depends on what Marvin and co. will do.

Please don't give me that nonsense that they still arn't doing stuff behind the scenes. I personally don't care, I just hope they have something planned.
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To make "plans", Chris has to first do something.
 
Mr Zero said:
I wonder if Chris will beg for donations for the funeral and then when the weebs send him money he spends it all on toys and just buries her in the backyard anyway.
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[PS4 Intro]

Hewwo loyal fans. Christine Chandler here once again, coming to you live from my yard. As you know it's been a difficult d.. been a difficult time since my beloved Mother, Barbara Chandler, p... passed awa..., was taken from me and is up in h...

[Chris trips over a pile of dead brush]

Well, anyway, she's in heaven now. Doctors said I could take her home th' other day after she uh died of ah.. a'smuh...

[Sighs, stomping through waist-high brush]

So it's been uh a real dif.. difficult time here at the Chandler house. Just me 'n da cats left now, mmm yeah...

[Gets to Bob's old shed]

Anyway uh, if y'all want to say anything to my mother, she's uh in here.

[Chris opens door, on top of all the clutter is an ominous bundle, rolled up in a Snoopy blanket, with two feet sticking out]

Hi mommy! Say hi to all my loyal fans.

[sighs and adjusted his glasses]

I had to put her out here, cuz she's starting to smell bad.

[Turns to the camera]

Still gonna need those donations, mmm yeah. Uh, fyoon'ral home wants like $500 to put 'er, to put my mother in a nice cozy grave, so ummm please donate. [Sighs again] Power company turn'd off da juice, turned off the power, and it's real hot inside, so y'all need to help us out.

Thank you e'rbody.

[Last shot of Chris as the bundle inside the shed as he tries to turn off his camera]
 
Chris' stubbornness to accept reality how it is makes me think after Barb dies Chris gets paid social security but is still homeless because he doesn't make enough on it to support X amount of debt he has
 
Kip Winger Super Saiyan 4 said:
Chris' stubbornness to accept reality how it is makes me think after Barb dies Chris gets paid social security but is still homeless because he doesn't make enough on it to support X amount of debt he has
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If he develops some sense he should probably hire a flat rate lawyer to declare bankruptcy and dump all that stupid consumer debt and quit doing that in the future.
 
AnOminous said:
If he develops some sense he should probably hire a flat rate lawyer to declare bankruptcy and dump all that stupid consumer debt and quit doing that in the future.
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I do not know, Chris-Chan has been given bad examples about attorneys, especially with the Rob Bell incident.

I can see Chris-Chan going into the cheapest attorney's office he can find and saying:

"I want to sue them, the owe me money, they have made my life hell"

The lawyer will reply with

"Sir, that is not an option"

Chris-Chan will retort with

"Do you know who I am, I created Sonichu, I am taking my money elsewhere"
 
Hortator said:
Has there ever been a time when Chris was "extra-Chris" ?
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I want to say the "SheCameforCWC" incident. He fucked up big time at first but then he just kept making it worse and worse with everything he did and he just didn't realize WHY this was all wrong.
 
TorgoMadhatter said:
C'mon dude, he does that all the time.
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Drawing porn of his former closest friend and make rape-like comments to her when she wants an explanation?
Yes, he draws autistic things all the time, WAY worse things, but this kind of event didn't happen again, it wasn't only the drawing that was wrong here.
 
DanteOblong said:
Yes, he draws autistic things all the time, WAY worse things, but this kind of event didn't happen again, it wasn't only the drawing that was wrong here.
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Drawing autistic things that are perfectly normal in his twisted mind, yeah. But I got your point.
It mainly didn't happen again due to a lack of loyal gal-pals, I think.

I'm sorry for the bit of off-topic. Now I'm gonna sit back and relax with a double dram of Scotch and wait for the epic saga when Barb kicks the bukkit.

Which brings us back on track again.
 
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