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TruthSeekingDaimon said:
What is supposed to happen to Chris's corpse when he dies?
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Most realistic but mundane outcome... Cremation and a mention in a local newspaper for the monthly body count alongside everyone that died of old age the week prior. His jar will be unceremoniously stacked among others in some morticians or colleges janitor closet. The Christorians will not know this and spend several decades theorizing and sleuthing the location of his body like Osama Bin Laden. An autistic Kiwi edition of One Piece.

Eventually the jar of ashes will be found by some medical student cleaning out the closet and he will report the finding to the Farms. This will be treated as some kind of Lovecraftian fetish or a key item that you'd use on a chalice dungeon. Either way it'll ultimately find a way into the hands of Null which he'll safeguard for eternity. And eventually when he too dies, alogs from the future will find a way to seize the jar for themselves and will spawn a 100 year war where white knights and alogs fight over possession of the sacred artifact.
 
Artaius said:
Most realistic but mundane outcome... Cremation and a mention in a local newspaper for the monthly body count alongside everyone that died of old age the week prior. His jar will be unceremoniously stacked among others in some morticians or colleges janitor closet. The Christorians will not know this and spend several decades theorizing and sleuthing the location of his body like Osama Bin Laden. An autistic Kiwi edition of One Piece.

Eventually the jar of ashes will be found by some medical student cleaning out the closet and he will report the finding to the Farms. This will be treated as some kind of Lovecraftian fetish or a key item that you'd use on a chalice dungeon. Either way it'll ultimately find a way into the hands of Null which he'll safeguard for eternity. And eventually when he too dies, alogs from the future will find a way to seize the jar for themselves and will spawn a 100 year war where white knights and alogs fight over possession of the sacred artifact.
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THE CHRIS URN... THE CHRIS URN IS REEEEEEAL
 
dzonatan said:
Would cremating Chris's body produce enough ash to compress it into a tiny diamond and turn it into a ring? Asking for a friend.
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The ring must be taken deep into Mordor and cast back into the fiery chasm from whence it came.
 
AnOminous said:
Apparently it only takes a tablespoon. So you could make many of these horcruxes
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1) Grab a hold of Chris's ashes
2) Get someone to turn them into a neat number of rings
3) Record myself burying them in random forests, throw them into lakes etc
4) Challenge the internet to another edition of "He will not divide us".
5) Be amazed as weens weaponize their autism and locate all pieces.
 
I bet when Chris dies, his body would be swarmed by weens as if they were flies, leaving nothing but a dark spot from decayed biomass.
Chunks of skin, bits of bones, his organs, would be scattered around the United States.
 
Dylan said:
I bet when Chris dies, his body would be swarmed by weens as if they were flies, leaving nothing but a dark spot from decayed biomass.
Chunks of skin, bits of bones, his organs, would be scattered around the United States.
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If I eat chris' heart will I die of cholesterol poisoning or do I inherit the demon that's been possessing him since he was born?
 
I keep forgetting she's at the house before rape gate I believed she would die in that home then after what happened I assumed she would be put into a home and die there. But now it's back to the old plan but I don't know if he'd be informed when she dies.
 
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