Containment What will happen when Barb dies?

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Abomination said:
Thanks to an ever-increasing tugboat, Chris will never starve. However, he will stay at home and upload videos, failing to pay the power, water, and mortgage bills, on account of his careless spending despite the tugboat now being big enough to cover everything. Once he loses power and running water, he'll likely bum his local library to upload videos from.

Ignoring the piling debt, he will lose his house and all around him will wisely suggest that he enter a shelter. However, knowing his patterns, he'd rather walk the streets and face more jerkops than follow the rules of a shelter.

TL;DR: Chris will piss away all money and lose everything, getting in more trouble than ever, and he will too busy cycling through homelessness and imprisonment to continue his online antics.
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Can he still collect the tugboat without a home address? If he can I can see him trying to build a lego hut in some rat infested alley.

Mind, this is all speculating that he does not get somehow shepherded by Rocky, some whiteknight or such.
 
Frozen Fishsticks said:
Chris is more than likely going into a group home with a bunch of "slow in da minds" after Barb dies by some state agency. Then he gets to be with the people who send him donations.
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I was about to rate this dumb but then I read the second line.

Well played, sir.

*Asterisk* said:
This is rather generous.

Chris isn't Reymon14, but he can't even stay coherent within a single sentence. He probably has an IQ somewhere in the 80s.

Not that a decent IQ's a guarantee of anything. @Connor Bible probably has an average IQ, and his life's even more pathetic.
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Do you realize how dumb a 100 IQ is? It's pretty dumb and that's average.

Chris's measured IQ is probably higher than you think. His actual performance is lower because of autism.
 
AnOminous said:
Do you realize how dumb a 100 IQ is? It's pretty dumb and that's average.

Chris's measured IQ is probably higher than you think. His actual performance is lower because of autism.
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Chris is dumber than average.

Aside from his consistent contempt for @Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt, when has he ever demonstrated this not to be the case?
 
Male Idiot said:
Can he still collect the tugboat without a home address?
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ADF manages to do it; I don't follow him closely enough to know the details of how that works. I think the autism buxx get sent to an electronic account or something.

autisticdragonkin said:
He will not become homeless, he never would be homeless because he could just stay with one of the 9000 kiwis who care about him
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I think the tugboat will be his saving grace here. He'll always have the money to rent a shitty place to live somewhere in rural VA after the banks seize 14 BLC and auction it off to weens.
 
You know what will really happen when Barb dies?

We won't get any more scam videos of Chris claiming Barb doesn't have money for medication.
 
Alec Benson Leary said:
You know what will really happen when Barb dies?

We won't get any more scam videos of Chris claiming Barb doesn't have money for medication.
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You're assuming he won't prop up her corpse and beg for money for medication to bring her back to life, even as it visibly decays and she comes back as a zombie and starts snarling and snapping at his hand.
 
When Barb "dies", Bob will suddenly appear out the door, Barb will wake up and remove her wig revealing herself to be a man, Chris will break character and speak in an intelligible British accent, and we as the audience will have a good laugh once we learn that the entire life of CWC was an elaborate and well-orchestrated act.
 
Don't you think we've taken this too far?

I'm not judging anyone but this is getting down right morbid.

Given, I've had my fun with this thread too, but it's borderline sadistic.


Unless the mods disagree, maybe this thread needs to be closed for a while.

Perhaps let the topic die (no pun intended) down for a while.


Barbara is another person like you or me.

And that means she's deserving of the same understanding like anyone else.

Rather than condemn her, we need to acknowledge she possesses qualities that are good and bad.

Both flaws and virtues are present in everyone and we need to reexamine Barb's.
 
Frozen Fishsticks said:
Barbara is another person like you or me.

And that means she's deserving of the same understanding like anyone else.

Rather than condemn her, we need to acknowledge she possesses qualities that are good and bad.

Both flaws and virtues are present in everyone and we need to reexamine Barb's.
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When you learn more about Barb, you discover that she's a thoroughly unpleasant person.

Barb's reputation is pretty well deserved.

At best she could probably get diagnosed with some sort of personality disorder that explains her behavior.

Doesn't excuse it though.
 
Apocalypso said:
When Barb "dies", Bob will suddenly appear out the door, Barb will wake up and remove her wig revealing herself to be a man, Chris will break character and speak in an intelligible British accent, and we as the audience will have a good laugh once we learn that the entire life of CWC was an elaborate and well-orchestrated act.
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when barb dies, bob will walk in scream "YES, bitch is dead"
flip off chris, leave
 
Can Chris' tugboat handle a mortgage and electricity? I'm leaving out plumbing for obvious reasons.

So long as he has electricity to power his PS4, charge his phones, his 3 3DSs, and his computer, and a space to play without molestation from authorities, he's more than content to stay in 14 BC for the rest of his days.

Get up, eat, vidya, eat, sleep. Repeat.
 
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