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I think it's pretty obvious that Chris will taken away and put into some sort of special home for retarded adults (much to his chagrin) and all the surviving pets will be put into foster care while the rotting pile of barbage that is left of 14BC gets condemned and closed up.

There is no fucking way that a hopeless tard like Chris will be able to manage his finances on his own indefinitely. Chris may be able to keep himself afloat on his own for a month or two but sooner or later his autism will override his common sense and he'll be spending all of his tugboat money on expensive toys and vidya until he's too broke to pay da bills, and eventually the house will be foreclosed.
 
The long answer is that he will continue to play with his Legos, Playstation 4, and live in his imagination land called CWCVille for the rest of his life, without caring about getting a job or living life like a normal human being until he too passes on.

The short answer is that he will shit himself and do nothing.
 
I think what this begging fiasco demonstrates is that Chris no longer enjoys Sonichu and now sees it as a chore. So what will happen in regards to Sonichu? Will he continue to do nothing or is there a chance he will be inspired to draw new adventures?
 
iirc, chris did try to sell a shitty Tv for a hell of a lot because "DA MEMORIES"
Chris-Chan's butchering of any language does make him look even more special; it is just another example of how one-sided Chris likes to keep his reality.
The Reality of Chris-Chan's cheap Television: he pooped himself and did nothing in front of it for hours on a daily basis while Barb or Bob would occasionally yell at him to quit watching girlie things and pornography.
Chris-Chan's Mind: He and his family sat in front of that television right after their close family dinners full of witty social interaction, watched family friendly television until it was time for bed, and then got up in the morning and went on with their productive lives.
 
I think what this begging fiasco demonstrates is that Chris no longer enjoys Sonichu and now sees it as a chore.

Such is the fate of an artist autist (:_(

If the pressure of delivering crayola markered doodles on printer paper, even with the promise of good (if not easy) money has production at a standstill, you can pretty easily imagine what would happen with Barb gone.

That being said, I hope he at least goes to a home: I wouldn't wish his smelly solicitations from some alley on anybody.
 
Chris-Chan's butchering of any language does make him look even more special; it is just another example of how one-sided Chris likes to keep his reality.
The Reality of Chris-Chan's cheap Television: he pooped himself and did nothing in front of it for hours on a daily basis while Barb or Bob would occasionally yell at him to quit watching girlie things and pornography.
Chris-Chan's Mind: He and his family sat in front of that television right after their close family dinners full of witty social interaction, watched family friendly television until it was time for bed, and then got up in the morning and went on with their productive lives.
iirc, one of the selling points was "We watched a superbowl game on it"
it speaks volumes about chris and value

I think what this begging fiasco demonstrates is that Chris no longer enjoys Sonichu and now sees it as a chore. So what will happen in regards to Sonichu? Will he continue to do nothing or is there a chance he will be inspired to draw new adventures?
nah, i think chris still likes sonichu
it's just he realized that by producing a physical version, it can be tainted by dirty trolls
 
I think it's pretty obvious that Chris will taken away and put into some sort of special home for retarded adults (much to his chagrin) and all the surviving pets will be put into foster care while the rotting pile of barbage that is left of 14BC gets condemned and closed up.

People say this dumb shit all the time but it hasn't happened and won't because Chris is probably of about average IQ.

The fact that people disapprove of his shitty, dumb choices in how he chooses to live his life do not mean he will be put in a group home.
 
I think what this begging fiasco demonstrates is that Chris no longer enjoys Sonichu and now sees it as a chore. So what will happen in regards to Sonichu? Will he continue to do nothing or is there a chance he will be inspired to draw new adventures?

Chris is still very much obsessed with Sonichu

As for the comics, I think he's done with that for the most part. Maybe he's not lying and he has been "working on it", but if he has it's arguable he has no desire to show us. Despite all his dreams of a multi-media franchise beloved by children everywhere, Sonichu is and was always solely about Chris. He made those comics because he wanted to, because it made him happy and let him express the twisted world inside his head. He never really made them for anybody else, even if he maintained the delusion that other people wanted to see it.
 
Chris is still very much obsessed with Sonichu

As for the comics, I think he's done with that for the most part. Maybe he's not lying and he has been "working on it", but if he has it's arguable he has no desire to show us. Despite all his dreams of a multi-media franchise beloved by children everywhere, Sonichu is and was always solely about Chris. He made those comics because he wanted to, because it made him happy and let him express the twisted world inside his head. He never really made them for anybody else, even if he maintained the delusion that other people wanted to see it.

I think part of what changed is that the comics got trolled, while he got more into lego. Eventually Sonichu went from comic to legos. It was safer for trolls, and once he made the Sonichu figurines, he could enact their adventures in legoland easier than in comic format. Thus, lego helped him to be even lazier and protected him from trolls at the same time.
 
Chris is still very much obsessed with Sonichu

As for the comics, I think he's done with that for the most part. Maybe he's not lying and he has been "working on it", but if he has it's arguable he has no desire to show us. Despite all his dreams of a multi-media franchise beloved by children everywhere, Sonichu is and was always solely about Chris. He made those comics because he wanted to, because it made him happy and let him express the twisted world inside his head. He never really made them for anybody else, even if he maintained the delusion that other people wanted to see it.
That's pretty much a Darger-esque way to put it.
 
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People say this dumb shit all the time but it hasn't happened and won't because Chris is probably of about average IQ.

The fact that people disapprove of his shitty, dumb choices in how he chooses to live his life do not mean he will be put in a group home.
The courts have determined multiple times that Chris is legally a competent adult. I don't get why people still think some vaguely defined all-seeing nanny-state agency is going to show up and put Chris in a home that magically has all the money it needs to actively seek and absorb more useless people it can feed and house for the rest of their lives.
 
What about Chris possibly selling the house, although it is hoarded it looks better than the old dump they termed as their home. Chris could walk away with a nice chunk of money, or is he too set in his ways to even ponder selling the house. Although Chris is not intellegent, a troll could possibly put him in the direction of an underground surgeon, who does not require sex change or cosmetic surgery documents. I can contemplate that there are some devious minds that would guide Chris in the hopes of getting photos of Chris-Chan's urogenital trainwreck, which would be healed over and infected within six months.:sighduck::pickle:
Or Chris could be too much of a wimp to deal with even the pain of an intravenous catheter and needle
There's that too, but I didn't want to think about the infection. :c

(Also any bets on how long it is before he burns this one down?)
 
He made those comics because he wanted to, because it made him happy and let him express the twisted world inside his head. He never really made them for anybody else, even if he maintained the delusion that other people wanted to see it.

To be honest I see the comics more of a way of him trying to understand and process the world around him, it's like in that video recently where he was using two toys to try and make sense of a situation that was beyond his understanding like a kid who heard there parents arguing an can't work out why mummy an daddy are fighting.

That's why it was always heavy on the self insert stuff, it was him working out why XYZ happens mixed in with a little apeing of media he's familure with, wish fulfillment and autisim you get the perfect storm.
 
People say this dumb shit all the time but it hasn't happened and won't because Chris is probably of about average IQ.

The fact that people disapprove of his shitty, dumb choices in how he chooses to live his life do not mean he will be put in a group home.

You seriously think that an inbred autist like Chris can survive on his own when he buys $400+ Lego sets every week and then whines about being too broke to pay the bills?

The fact that Chris is 34 years old and he still needs his mother to survive just proves my point.
 
You seriously think that an inbred autist like Chris can survive on his own when he buys $400+ Lego sets every week and then whines about being too broke to pay the bills?

The fact that Chris is 34 years old and he still needs his mother to survive just proves my point.

It doesn't matter whether he can survive on his own.

There just isn't some magic fairy dust government entity that randomly swoops up idiots and then puts them in homes because people on the Internet disapprove of their stupid choices.
 
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