Containment What will happen when Barb dies?

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I guarantee that if I am elected absolute dictator of this site, that if Chris ever fucks Barb's corpse when she dies, and I get a video of it, I will make a PPV extravaganza out of it and rip everyone off for lots of money for a fake video of it and then disappear forever with all the money and the video.
 
For all of the ridiculously detailed information regarding Chris's life (I'm legit surprised there isn't an actual fingerprint some sperg scanned from a medallion yet), I think that the death of The Barb is pretty much shrouded in mystery. Even given the status of their current living conditions, how Chris will react is a question mark, how it will play out is a bigger question mark, and what Chris will do when the mantle of "Adult" is finally violently thrust on him is something that will have to be seen to be believed.

I don't have the time or the inclination to follow Chris anywhere other than this forum, so my opinion is only as valuable as my keyboard and the router I'm slapping my words through. But I truly and sincerely hope some ween with no life is nearby with a camera when Barb is already in the ground and Chris-Chan finally evolves into BranchlandLord-Chan.
 
I honestly think he'll more or less be able to take care of himself, at least as having a roof and staying alive. Barb's decline has probably been pretty gradual and he's had a lot of time to prepare himself as she gets weaker. He's probably been taking care of her far more than vice versa for a long while now. But he'll go fucking nuts with nobody to control him. Genuinely crazy. He might be able to keep a roof over his head and keep himself fed, but he's gonna be all alone with his mind. What that could possibly entail beyond what we've already witnessed is anyone's guess, but it will go further without Barb alive to keep him grounded and be a safety net. His presence might return to the internet in a big way. Certainly there's gonna be a stream of increasingly desperate begging videos as reality comes crashing down him, if nothing else.
 
Ruin said:
Some tard gave Chris a thousand bucks for shitting himself and doing nothing. If Chris decided to sell the house I have no doubt a ween would buy it for way over market value.
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I could use a cheap house actually. Wonder what the chances are of ripping Chris off.
 
Subconcious Offense said:
He burnt the house down.
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All I'm saying is I don't think he'll be homeless or dead. He will probably have some kind of mental breakdown, but he'll be able to buy himself food and pay basic bills once he realizes he has no other choice. Chris is a coward. Light a fire under him and he'll bend over backwards to save himself when there's nowhere left to run.
 
Now that I think about it, I'm sure him and Barb have had "the talk" at this point. Ya know, the one where she says "Chris, I'm going to die soon" and then tries to walk him through all the shit he needs to do to not end up living on the street. Then again from what I know of Barb maybe she wasn't/isn't thinking that far ahead and Chris is going to be totally lost when she goes. If they haven't done so they really need to sit down together and work that shit out. Chris is gonna have to be a big boy (girl, whatever) from now on.

I'm honestly worried for him. Chris can be a right ol' piece of shit but I really don't want to see him end up worse than he already is. And for the life of me currently I can't see any scenario where he gets his shit together and avoids a group home or a gutter. I doubt Cole is going to come running to his rescue, it's pretty obvious he wants nothing to do with Chris's ongoing internet meltdown or his mother. I could imagine him going to the funeral if only for some sense of closure (possibly, who knows), but after that Chris will be lucky if he ever sees him again. If he's expecting Cole to help take care of him he's going to be horribly dissapointed.

He's gonna have to start saying the J word. The tugboat is meant to supplement income he gets from a low skill/part time position. Hell, I could see him doing some sort of overnight stock position at wallmart or something. chris could maybe scratch by a more or less comfortable life for himself if he's careful. And if he got something like that he wouldn't even have to interact with customers, just put shit on shelves and empty trash bins. That's a pretty easy 6-8 hours of work right there.

Alas, Chris will not do that. So it's either he sells the house, sells the shit IN the house, then buys a small apartment somewhere and lives off the tugboat to the best of his ability, or he's homeless. And chris will not survive being homeless.
 
feedtheoctopus said:
Now that I think about it, I'm sure him and Barb have had "the talk" at this point. Ya know, the one where she says "Chris, I'm going to die soon" and then tries to walk him through all the shit he needs to do to not end up living on the street. Then again from what I know of Barb maybe she wasn't/isn't thinking that far ahead and Chris is going to be totally lost when she goes. If they haven't done so they really need to sit down together and work that shit out. Chris is gonna have to be a big boy (girl, whatever) from now on.

I'm honestly worried for him. Chris can be a right ol' piece of shit but I really don't want to see him end up worse than he already is. And for the life of me currently I can't see any scenario where he gets his shit together and avoids a group home or a gutter. I doubt Cole is going to come running to his rescue, it's pretty obvious he wants nothing to do with Chris's ongoing internet meltdown or his mother. I could imagine him going to the funeral if only for some sense of closure (possibly, who knows), but after that Chris will be lucky if he ever sees him again. If he's expecting Cole to help take care of him he's going to be horribly dissapointed.

He's gonna have to start saying the J word. The tugboat is meant to supplement income he gets from a low skill/part time position. Hell, I could see him doing some sort of overnight stock position at wallmart or something. chris could maybe scratch by a more or less comfortable life for himself if he's careful. And if he got something like that he wouldn't even have to interact with customers, just put shit on shelves and empty trash bins. That's a pretty easy 6-8 hours of work right there.

Alas, Chris will not do that. So it's either he sells the house, sells the shit IN the house, then buys a small apartment somewhere and lives off the tugboat to the best of his ability, or he's homeless. And chris will not survive being homeless.
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@Null when can we get a tl;dr rating?
 
RoboticRichardSimmons said:
@Null when can we get a tl;dr rating?
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It's probably just the
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Apocalypso said:
I bet Barb's dead already and the Barb we're seeing now is a decoy/double.
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It's pretty obvious she's a realdoll tbh. She doesn't move, seems to be carefully posed and only shows up on camera a few seconds at a time. Her posture seems ...too stiff. I bet you could find the exact model on Chinese realdoll websites, I just don't have time to research it right now. Real good use of taxpayer money there, Chris.
 
SkeletonBias420 said:
It's pretty obvious she's a realdoll tbh. She doesn't move, seems to be carefully posed and only shows up on camera a few seconds at a time. Her posture seems ...too stiff. I bet you could find the exact model on Chinese realdoll websites, I just don't have time to research it right now. Real good use of taxpayer money there, Chris.
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Do you think the next sex-challenge will be featuring barb?
edit: just saw that I am late, sorry. That picture will anyways be in my mind the whole day...
 
If Barb ever dies, Bernie Sanders can be the new Barb Chandler knockoff, why do you think two of them both look alike?

Anyways, Chris would most likely go on a long ass rant and most likely beg for money on Facebook because now he's in deep turd. Afterwards, he will be mourning for the few weeks or so, being depressed then going into a tranny bar and having fun with his "gal-pals" who mostly feel sorry for him (I mean her). Possibly Johan makes a comeback and being an asshole to Chris, etc. Also I bet Chris will be willing to make another Sonichu comic if people donate to him (this is he ever runs out of toys or materials he can't buy), thus a possible new saga?

Who knows, I don't think like a Christian, but Christian can be very easy to understand. To be honest I don't know how he's going to survive by paying the taxes and bills, hell he might sell everything and live in a smaller place. Most likely paying debts off by making stuff on his etsy page. I like to also point out, now that I've grown a bit and stop acting like a jack ass, I have more emotion towards the future of Chris' life and how well he will survive and adopt to his surroundings.
 
I think the main thing I'm interested in seeing is once Barb croaks how he will handle the hoard. If he's going to sell the house he's gonna have to clear that out at some point. I'd imagine the only person who would help him would be Rocky, but that's assuming the house is sold one way or another.

I do think he's gonna sit and rot in the house by himself, barring the house being sold to pay for Barb's sins. The hoard will remain untouched through some combination of it being a testament to Barb, but more importantly removing the hoard is work.

Marvin obviously has more insight into his financially situation than I do, so I'm not super qualified to speak on it. That being said I think it's obvious to everyone that when Chris realizes he has to pay all of the utilities by himself we can expect much more e-begging so he can splurge like he does now.

EDIT: typo
 
feedtheoctopus said:
Now that I think about it, I'm sure him and Barb have had "the talk" at this point. Ya know, the one where she says "Chris, I'm going to die soon" and then tries to walk him through all the shit he needs to do to not end up living on the street.
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I'm not so sure about that. Barb is a pretty awful mother.
 
Chris knows what's coming and there's nothing he can do to change it. Why do you think he's being spend crazy? Chris has never lived on his own. That won't change after Barb dies.
 
Dingus Bing Bong said:
Sign of the times when every thread funnels into Borbs death.
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Well, when Chris himself plays on Barb's imminent demise to scam people for toy money... I think it's appropriate.

By the way... say if Chris were forced to sell the house for whatever reason, how likely is it that he would 1) Not go to a realtor, 2) Try to sell it online, and 3) given his propensity to greatly overprice anything he sells, try to sell the house at 10x its' actual value?
 
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