Containment What will happen when Barb dies?

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I"m going with the suicide attempt theory. The day before thanksgiving. Her son/lover in jail with the whole world knowing what happened. Shunned by the rest of her family for previous misdeeds. Barb is selfish enough to drive into a truck not caring about the driver having to live with the ptsd.
 
Merried Seinor Coomer said:
I"m going with the suicide attempt theory. The day before thanksgiving. Her son/lover in jail with the whole world knowing what happened. Shunned by the rest of her family for previous misdeeds. Barb is selfish enough to drive into a truck not caring about the driver having to live with the ptsd.
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Does Barb have the mental capacity to actually plan something like that though?
 
Holiday Special said:
Does Barb have the mental capacity to actually plan something like that though?
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What's to plan? Go for a drive to "clear your head" until things are clear enough to close your eyes and veer into traffic.

We know she's held herself hostage several times, which Chris took seriously enough to alter his behavior and not do whatever he wants, which is a big deal for him. Obviously she's entertained the option of suicide for a large portion of her life, and it's not like she "planned" by writing notes, taking care of the animals, making peace with anyone left in her life.

The car crash thread has whispers that this was the crash, 85 miles from her house. Maybe that wasn't her, or maybe she was just driving mindlessly until she got to her final destination.
 
Merried Seinor Coomer said:
What's to plan? Go for a drive to "clear your head" until things are clear enough to close your eyes and veer into traffic.

We know she's held herself hostage several times, which Chris took seriously enough to alter his behavior and not do whatever he wants, which is a big deal for him. Obviously she's entertained the option of suicide for a large portion of her life, and it's not like she "planned" by writing notes, taking care of the animals, making peace with anyone left in her life.

The car crash thread has whispers that this was the crash, 85 miles from her house. Maybe that wasn't her, or maybe she was just driving mindlessly until she got to her final destination.
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Maybe she caused the crash and drove away. Like the old people in South Park.
 
Merried Seinor Coomer said:
The car crash thread has whispers that this was the crash, 85 miles from her house. Maybe that wasn't her, or maybe she was just driving mindlessly until she got to her final destination.
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I doubt that's it, unless we know the exact time of the crash.

I mean, the twitter feed that's from is JUST for crashes on I-81 in Virginia -- just one single highway, and they happen around once per hour, sometimes within minutes of each other:

 
Buck Mullet said:
If true than my money's on Barb not seeing much, if any of 2022. Being a frail 80 year old woman that was repeatedly raped by her retarded son and then months later suffers serious injuries in a car accident could rob even the bitterest old shrew of the will to live.
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If you were to tell me this would happen, I wouldn't have believed you. Barb had hoped to live idyllically with her new husband, in a big house that she's always wanted. Then Chris came along. Chris has either been bad luck or a huge karmic backlash for all of Barb's past and current (up until the 2000s) actions.
 
Verxis said:
Maybe she caused the crash and drove away. Like the old people in South Park.
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You Dun Boof’ed said:
Especially now with Barb’s accident, I’m going to say that 14 Branchland court will probably end up being put up for sale to help pay for Barb’s medical care. Be that in an assisted living facility or what have you. (And thats being optimistic, because she could kick it at any time.) So, unless his lawyer gets him off somehow, chances are that Chris will never set foot in that house again. But I’m not convinced he’d be homeless at first. What with how many weens are still out there sucking his dick at a 45 degree angle for content… perhaps at some point some alog ween would consider keeping Chris as some kind of pet lolcow and try to profit off of him. Maybe keep him in their garage and livestream him for donations. But I’m sure if that were to happen, its bound to end poorly and publicly. What with Chris being Chris and all.
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All things considered I'd have to say that Bob made an excellent choice when he decided to die before all this happened.
 
@Mariposa Electrique avatar said it best: This year 2021 will be bad for Chris. There are 3 weeks left until the new year: can Barb survive? Even if she does live, I doubt there'd be a scenario in which Chris lives with her under the same roof. He would have to be in 100% in charge of taking care of her, and we all know how Chris spends his time. He's going to have to e-beg extra for a new car which can only be used for shopping for Barb and taking her to doctor's appointments. No more conventions for Chris (if you take away the incest incident).
 
Hogar Grupal said:
@Mariposa Electrique avatar said it best: This year 2021 will be bad for Chris. There are 3 weeks left until the new year: can Barb survive? Even if she does live, I doubt there'd be a scenario in which Chris lives with her under the same roof. He would have to be in 100% in charge of taking care of her, and we all know how Chris spends his time. He's going to have to e-beg extra for a new car which can only be used for shopping for Barb and taking her to doctor's appointments. No more conventions for Chris (if you take away the incest incident).
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There's gotta be an incest-friendly convention somewhere for Chris to go to.
 
Is there any evidence this even happened?
 
Cheerlead-in-Chief said:
He's (shadow)banned from like 6 Pony conventions...he might have to widen his nets besides MLP for that
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I'm sure he would.
There's too many cons for him to be banned from them all, and many only ban people when there's a very public fuss.. So it'd be up to him not to constantly talk about attending conventions by name, but I don't think he'd be able to stop himself. Still. There's plenty of conventions that just won't give a shit unless it'll directly impact profits.

The year is 2024. Chris attends his first furry convention.
 
Stupidface said:
I'm sure he would.
There's too many cons for him to be banned from them all, and many only ban people when there's a very public fuss.. So it'd be up to him not to constantly talk about attending conventions by name, but I don't think he'd be able to stop himself. Still. There's plenty of conventions that just won't give a shit unless it'll directly impact profits.

The year is 2024. Chris attends his first furry convention.
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Knowing his obsession with sex/china, I'd assume he'd go for a BDSM convention first and break the Safe, Sane and Consensual cornerstone even after educated on that immediately.
 
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