Containment What will happen when Barb dies?

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Wraith said:
I'm glad it's a hoax, but this leaves me with a pit in my stomach. Watching Chris lose it back in the day with the whole Clyde Cash crap and such was funny, because Chris wasn't doing anything to actuate his improvement. However when Borb eventually croaks, the realization is going to hit him like a freaking freight train and that reaction is just going to be pitiful. I'm not sure I have the stomach for that, and I'm pretty dead inside.
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If it makes you feel any better there's a pretty good chance he'll claim she's alive and well in C-197 then dance on her grave.
 
Trust me when Barb dies we will know about it. Chris shits his pants if Barb doesn't immediately pick up the phone when he calls her. Not to mention if she died he'd waste no opportunity to beg for money.
 
I had a dream about a bald buy knockouts man-chris and took his clothing. Went to bed with barb and snaps her neck and get out of the house.
Edit: probably because I watched too much hitman gameplay
 
BScCollateral said:
Are we supposed to think they put a pre-printed form into a typewriter? Are forms formatted this way any more? Serious question.
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I suppose that's a possibility, but the type looks too thin, crisp and black to be overprinted on the form with a typewriter.

Desktop printer, maaaaaaaaybe, but in either case, there's no way this could happen unless you deliberately wanted it to for some moronic reason:

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2/10, need to see your parents.

(cue puzzley ratings)
 
I want to see a fake obitary and I want to see his reaction of it.
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Wraith said:
I'm glad it's a hoax, but this leaves me with a pit in my stomach.
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Sadly, it would actually be better the sooner Barb dies, because Chris is getting further away from reality every day. The longer she holds on, the less prepared he'll be to deal with it.
 
zap2theextreme said:
Trust me when Barb dies we will know about it. Chris shits his pants if Barb doesn't immediately pick up the phone when he calls her. Not to mention if she died he'd waste no opportunity to beg for money.
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Yeah, if I recall the protocol will be Null will immediately put the whole chris sub-forum into lockdown to cut down on all the autism of pages and pages of "F., Good., I get to rape her corpse.". Not to mention to keep out all the fools that will consider it to be a perfect time to pull some 'epik vveenery'.

I mean Jesus, look at all the autism wrought by a quickly dismissed fake death certificate. No, when barb dies, we won't be discussing together it for a while.
 
At this point, would he even have anything close to a normal response to her death? He's so dead set on the Dimensional Merge happening, and he's certain that him and Barb will see Bob, again, when it does happen. I'm expecting his resone to be "My mother has passed away, but we will all be seeing her in a few weeks after the Dimensional Merge. Oh, and I need money for bills." He will then spend all the donations on more toys and just try to live in his fantasy world until police come to investigate and find the pets eating his rotting corpse.
 
Mason Verger said:
Yeah, if I recall the protocol will be Null will immediately put the whole chris sub-forum into lockdown to cut down on all the autism of pages and pages of "F., Good., I get to rape her corpse.". Not to mention to keep out all the fools that will consider it to be a perfect time to pull some 'epik vveenery'.

I mean Jesus, look at all the autism wrought by a quickly dismissed fake death certificate. No, when barb dies, we won't be discussing together it for a while.
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If we can't talk about it here, we'll just discuss it on 4chan, EDF or a similar site. Other wise it would be like the 8chan fiasco.

The most Null or Marvin should do is just take down the cwcki or the forum for a day or so and replace it with a message of barbs passing, just as was the case with Bob when he passed.
 
When Barb dies Chris will make a video. Emulating her thousand-yard stare he'll say he is Barbara Weston Chandler, formerly known as Snorlax, currently using this body borrowed from Chris. Then he'll beg for money for the nutritious bananas and tell everyone to be safe, stay positive and buy her stuff on eBay.
 
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