What was your most recent dream?

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The most recent one I can remember I've talked about before. I saw Will Smith talking shit to and then attacking a serving cart in an airport. I then took a tour of a company that explained they'd created some kind of inner-ear-shaped device they called a "Love Whistle" which was somehow connected to Smith's (and various other celebrities') mental health. A series of them were suspended in thin, half-filled aquarium-like enclosures between two glass panes. The water was colored with a blue dye and it raised and lowered in a parabolic pattern. The whistle floated on the surface of the water, and depending on how high the whistle was it would either raise or lower the mental health of the subject. Will's was riding a little low so he beat up a serving cart.

Don't ask.
 
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I keep dreaming of a crash like this but I'm one of the people in front of it
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I have no idea why
 
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Last night the orcs declared war after we refused to hand over two ancient humans recovered from the treasure hoard in a long lost tomb. We don't know what the significance is with them, but the orcs have been peaceful with our tribe for centuries so the sudden hostility was shocking.
 
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I went to touch my girlfriend's boobies and they weren't there so I became absolutely livid because I know she left them at home on purpose.

I told her about it this morning and she promised she would never actually do that to me and that it was just a dream.
 
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I had a dream a few days ago where I was in an old western town called Somewhere. Everyone still lived like it was the 1800s but had donuts dropped off by a delivery driver every few days. There were three brothers that everyone looked up to in the town, but the town bully planned to take over the town because no one would build his wood processing mill for him. After a brawl in the street, it was discovered that the town existed because I had drawn it.

After turning over a new leaf, I agreed to draw a mill for the town bully. I was working on the drawing near the river, but began to feel drowsy and dropped the picture of the town in the river so the entire town flooded.
 
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I just had a nightmare that I lived in and was sleeping in a trailer with a bunch of trashy people that kept moving in all night. My aunt moved in and shamed me for smoking cigarettes, even though I don't smoke in real life. I think I caused a fire with the cigarettes accidentally. When we were all going outside, I accidentally let the dog out and it started running away. It kept changing to a cat, other breeds of dogs, and a made up hybrid of different dog breeds and cat.
 
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In my dream I had a cat that kept killing mice and than there was a giant one so I grabbed a shoe to smash it but l had zero energy and was spawled on the floor desperately trying to raise the shoe in the air to hit it before it could bite me. By now the cat just didn't exist anymore and I was basically poking the gaint mouse with a shoe in fear but at some point it got really long and turned into a ferret or weasel, now that I wasn't a mouse all my fear disappeared and I was calm.
 
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A lynx had entered my house. It was beautiful and dangerous. It started hissing at my house cats, even when they submissively laid down in front of it. It also started clawing at and biting my girlfriend.

I took a chair and pressed it against its neck, immobilizing it in place. It clawed my girlfriend one more time. She cared too much for the lynx and too little for herself. I decided to kill the lynx by choking it with the chair. It reminded me of the time I killed a mouse by hitting it with a beer bottle. But in my dream there was no feeling of guilt. Only calm purpose.
 
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Last thing I remember from my dream was screaming “Y’all Niggas dont even Pre-Rinse your Dishes!” into a crowded club.
Every black person in there levetated, phased through reality in a B-Line for me, then I woke up.
I fell back asleep, robbed a bank, then narc-ed myself out and claimed I hadnt stolen anything since it didnt leave the building, and that argument was SO autistic, they let me go.

Edit:I dont pre-rinse my dishes either.
 
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Every single night I dream to be moving pointlessly through several reocurring liminal places, and sometimes finding an arcade to play video games which is weird since I never visited those in my childhood.
The only exception is a fever dream I keep replaying about an incomprehensible relacation machine on the moon Phoebe that causes me an existential dread that I cannot understand
 
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I remember trekking on the outskirts of some town in the woods before ending up in a garden of sorts and was confronted by an anime girl that was also a balloon that wanted to fight me, so I ran around the garden picking up convention boxes of silverware knives and poorly chucking them at the anime girl. Adventually i popped the girl’s legs before i made my escape via bouncy ball and bounced away to another place.

I then arrived to some warped mixture of a cafeteria and house where a war was commencing outside and people were huddled into different rooms fearful of the fighting except for a pac-man ghost that was stuck in a shower. There was this annoying fatass that was revealed to be some gooner faggot named scizorblade225 online and the realization made me so pissed off i immediately pulled out my phone to make a soyjak.party /raid/ thread about ximnever made a raid thread in my life before but in the middle of typing it up I was teleported to a parking lot in the middle of the countryside.

I walked to the only car in the lot where I was greeted by the Cecil guy from Invincible who was really eager to show me a dead body in the trunk of the car that would fart out peanuts if you touched it’s scrotum. Last thing I remember before waking up is both of us trying to smuggle off with the body while it started shitting out peanuts in mass.
 
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Pretty boring. I was taking part in some sort of AI data feeding thing with an AI that could somehow generate something you'd experience as if you were really there. They wanted me to experience something AI would generate, and then describe it so the AI could learn to match generations and descriptions. I was basically just put into a big empty mansion, observing the storm outside, when some Monsters Inc. looking characters all came out in a big group and started singing. I can't remember what they were singing about, but the experience ended and I started typing it down into a box the AI data people gave to me before I woke up.
 
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I was helping gut out an old abandoned convenience store for the new owners, who were complete strangers but somehow felt like lifelong friends. The store was much much bigger on the inside than it appeared to be on the outside, one of the rooms contained a bunch of mementos from my childhood and teen years. I took a break to look over some of the things. Then I had a heart attack and nobody knew where I was to come help. Then I woke up
 
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