What was user @Null's first post on KiwiFarms?

[Glowie]

His post history elude me, I am curious what was this silly dog's first post when he joined the farms.

What can internet archeologists learn from such finding?

 

[Useful_Mistake]

https://embed.kiwifarms.st/threads/welcome-to-the-new-permanent-cwcki-forums.18/post-801

 

[F00LS_3RRAND]

 

[Moths]

https://embed.kiwifarms.st/threads/welcome-to-the-new-permanent-cwcki-forums.18/post-801

"This community, that I've only recently come across, is the most mature and civil group of people that isn't outright banal. You guys are a constant source of intellectual amusement, with each of you coming to every conversation with a unique point of view and theory."

Now doesn't that just make you feel sad.

Also I was going to bet on "hello world"

 

[Sean Shemmy]

Now doesn't that just make you feel sad.

He's calling us smart, why SHOULD I feel sad?

 

[Moths]

He's calling us smart, why SHOULD I feel sad?

He was calling the original retards smart. We are merely the imposters that came later

 

[Soup Sammiches]

GREETINGS PROFESSOR FALKEN.
SHALL WE PLAY A GAME?

 

[Professor G. Raff]

How do you not know this?

It was the famous first ever "Me at the CWCville" post.

 

[Haloperidol]

Now doesn't that just make you feel sad.

I like this part:

Dreamhost is now the provider of hosting services, and they will not chop down our Internet unless we violate International or United States law.

Famous last fucking words

 

[Moths]

I liked this part:

Famous last fucking words

A young and optimistic nullie before he became the internet's nigger

 

[Sean Shemmy]

He was calling the original retards smart. We are merely the imposters that came later

Shut up. I'm smart.

 

[sallowhal]

"I do not wish to become the Supreme Glorious Leader of the board and its users"

why doesn't dad love us

 

[Drip Torch]

"Most mature and civil".
I dont know to either agree or laugh.

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

It was "Hello, my name is Joshua Null Moon, and I came here to laugh at Lolcows and fap to fat girls. And I'm all out of Lolcows."

 

[Owen Ferguson]

If you were grug brained, you could have just clicked the back button like 100 times. If you were a midwit, you could have used the search function to correlate his UN to his joined date.
But being a Somalian refugee living in Finland or whatever, you asked someone else to use their agency to prevent you from having to use yours.