what was the last thing you stole - can you justify it do you regret it

[A Gay Retard]

I stole a dad's root beer barrel candy from an old woman but she had like 200 of them so I don't think she'll miss it

 

[BirdUp]

a movie

 

[Dr. Ricearoni]

I stole a bag of chips from work's little market thing because the checkout machine broke and I can't be bothered. If you don't want me to steal it put it in a vending machine

 

[Shamefur Dispray]

A charging cable that didn't work. Still doesn't make it right.

 

[rel=alternate]

I am not a 100% sure. I guess a lighter would be the answer, but then again it does not really count does it? Who does not steal lighters back when your own was stolen at a party?

Other than that, I don't know, it must have been a while back. I stole from charity boxes when I was like 13; that would be my closest guess.

I don't regret it:

• Lighters are fair game, everybody knows that.
• Charity is nothing but a scam. I am glad this money went to food, alcohol and tobacco and not to pay an army of useless fucks.

 

[A Gay Retard]

I stole a bag of chips from work's little market thing because the checkout machine broke and I can't be bothered. If you don't want me to steal it out it in a vending machine

I found a vending machine that was literally unlocked so that the front swung open a couple weeks ago and stole fritos

 

[MoonMare]

I accidentally stole a pair of Knipex pliers from a former co-worker (I just forgot to return them and kept them). I still feel bad about it.

 

[Dynamite Bean]

Your mom

 

[Tetragrammaton]

i stole a balloon on free balloon day.

 

[Night Crawler]

A Mighty Max toy from an old now out of business discount store called Value City my mom would shop at when I was a kid. It was back in the mid 90's. Probably around 1994. They were like those Polly Pocket toys for girls but the Mighty Max line was aimed at boys. I just opened the package up stuck it in my jacket pocket and carried it out of the store.

That would be the one and only time I have stolen anything. I don't steal shit because I'm not a nigger.

 

[Just A Fat Round Bird]

One whole jelly bean from one of those big dispenser things in a shop that was closing for the day. Im the baddest of them all

 

[Finger Pistols]

Your moms virginity.

 

[thejackal2]

a banana and cold brew because the self checkout thing glitched out and I couldn't be bothered to tap my card again. get fucked chain supermarket fix your shit.

 

[Whoopsie Daisy]

I stole the lives of many trannies by whispering "Trump was alright"

 

[Spider Princess Fan]

On my previous job few months after I got hired door to our department broke and they changed the locks, I took the old key as a memorabilia, on a job before that we got a shipment of protective goggles, but then it turned out be that all of them were defective, higher ups didn't knew what to do with them so entire boxes of goggles were just collecting dust, I together with everyone else snagged a pair just for the laughs.

 

[A Gay Retard]

A Mighty Max toy from an old now out of business discount store called Value City my mom would shop at when I was a kid. It was back in the mid 90's. Probably around 1994. They were like those Polly Pocket toys for girls but the Mighty Max line was aimed at boys. I just opened the package up stuck it in my jacket pocket and carried it out of the store.

That would be the one and only time I have stolen anything. I don't steal shit because I'm not a nigger.

mighty max is not polly pocket for boys
polly pocket is mighty max for girls

 

[Shig O'nella]

Your heart.

Sorry about the whole hooked up to a machine now thing, but in my defense it was tasty.

 

[SandyCat]

Does piracy count as stealing?

 

[ShiftyBoi]

i think the last thing I properly stole was some mamba candy from a gas station, did the old thing of hiding it in my sleeves. I usually don't like stealing but I love mamba.

 

[Rozzy]

A PlayStation 4 from a trashcan, I couldn't let it go to landfill.