What User Here can do a 5 minute Open mic Without Bombing?

[Cum Laudely]

Could you?

 

[Waifu Days]

Are we talking laughter or "clapter"?

 

[Cum Laudely]

Stand up comedy

 

[parsnip]

I'd like to think I could, but I also have a lot of respect for good comedians and they put a lot of years into making it look easy.

 

[DiggieSmalls]

Id just go the Jim Norton route and talk about all the debauchery I've been involved with

 

[Crocodylus Acutus]

"Hey guys, what's the deal with airline food?" Instant applause, laughter, and even some sobbing. Being a comedian has never been easier.

 

[eatler]

Depends on the audience, if you have a hug box where I can espouse their ideas back at them I totally could pull it off. I can’t be consecutively funny though.

 

[theshitposter]

sadly ill just get a standing ovation

 

[Gangstalker #32194]

five minutes of material sounds like a lot of effort and practice