What user has the biggest penis?

[JethroTullamore]

Inquiring minds what to inquire.
I bet it’s @Meiwaku

 

[RACISM]

If he was really as drunk as he says he is, he would post proof or gtfo.

I get the feeling if the right lady dmed him and was charming enough, he might acquiesce.

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

It's Null. We all know it's Null.

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

It's Null. We all know it's Null.

He is 300lbs. Can we even find it is the real question.

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

He is 300lbs. Can we even find it is the real question.

200lbs of that is pure, raw cock.

 

[Adjeesh Dickshit]

This site has 103,631 members. User paintingatree to my knowledge is the only user confirmed to have a penis that can stretch to fit within their ass (although it is only estimated to be 7-9 inches). Further statistical data is very much needed for the other 103,630 members.

 

[Jason Wynn]

@Rasputin's Side Piece

His side piece isn’t the woman he’s banging, it’s his massive moose cock

 

[Testacles Maximus]

And what user has the whitest penis?

Probably me. I tried tanning it once but the beach wasn’t a nude beach so lifeguards and cops chased me all day.

 

[Android raptor]

Me

 

[Berserker Armor]

Time to find out. Make a line. Whip it out.

 

[generic sauce]

Not me

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

I've heard @Bargain Bin Laden once knocked someone unconscious with his schlong.

 

[Harbinger of Kali Yuga]

actually, caused someone to violently expel their own heart from their mouths from his deep penetrative thrusts