What to do with itchy balls? - all the time

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You may be right. I've heard of phantom pains from missing limbs happening years later, but has anyone heard of phantom itch? I find the idea horrifying given I actually hate itch more than pain, and that's an itch you could never scratch.
There is probably a concrete answer in the surgery megathread on stinkditch, I am not a strong enough man to brave that venture.
 
Idk, is it possible to get phantom limb, but with your balls?
There's this literal retard that was baited into cutting his shaft off by discord niggers. Then because he botched it he had to go to the hospital and get a penectomy. He joined the forum and I asked him if he had phantom limb on his shaft, he said that he didn't. If it were a common phenomenon, we would also know of troons feeling the phantom penis oddly enough.
 
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stop being a stinky bitch and just get some armachillo underwear. take a shower you smelly faggot. if you're out there with the stink you're an unga bunga me love cum cum get bug bug ratman or more broke than a joke. it's thirty dollars, ol' trash booty. jackin off not showering ass nigga. you wake up smelling fritos and day old sour cream and it's coming from you and your terrible fucking holes that made god flood babylon
 
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Dip your testicles into a generous helping of Icy Hot.

I guarantee you'll never get the urge to itch them again.
 
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