What to do in Tijuana tomorrow?

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

My dumb cunt ass is going to Tijuana tomorrow. Besides the donkey show, what should I do?

Obligatory:

 

[equinsu_ocha]

Eat a burrito, make an amigo.
In seriousness you should check and see if there are any guided fishing tours off the coast. I can't remember exactly where or when I went, but I recall my grandfather catching a Mahi Mahi that was prepared on the beach by locals in a hut over fire. Fucking delicioso. There was also a shit ton of drinking involved.

 

[Dynamite Bean]

Find someone and reenact funkytown on them

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

Eat a burrito, make an amigo.
In seriousness you should check and see if there are any guided fishing tours off the coast. I can't remember exactly where or when I went, but I recall my grandfather catching a Mahi Mahi that was prepared on the beach by locals in a hut over fire. Fucking delicioso. There was also a shit ton of drinking involved.

That actually sounds fun as hell.

 

[Street Peter]

Donkey show. I heard it's magical.
Edit: I just saw that you already mentioned it. Haha

 

[Mariposa2.0 LTE]

Hookers and blackjack. Some blow too.

 

[Makhnovshchina]

1. Leave

 

[Ewan McGregor]

Get your kidneys stolen

Play strip poker with a cartel drug lord

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

go to Taco Bell duh

 

[D.Angus]

Eat barbequed iguana.
Take requests on the telephone.
You're on a wavelength far from home.

 

[d33CH]

Hong Kong

 

[WTBOnlineFather]

Tequila, sexo, marijuana

 

[equinsu_ocha]

That actually sounds fun as hell.

It was a hoot and a half I tell ya whut. Also saw dolphins and shit.

 

[herefortheactualthreads]

you should die, or at least survive if you like a challenge

(just kidding, have fun.)

 

[I (Don't) Have A Gun]

I don't know. Wear one of those big hats, drink a lot of tequila and see if you can avoid getting kidnapped and ransomed by a cartel.

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

For right now, they should just rename Tijuana Viagra and be done with it. Otherwise, not a terrible place. Definitely been to worse. I will consider the fishing charter though @equinsu_ocha , but maybe out of Cabo.

 

[equinsu_ocha]

For right now, they should just rename Tijuana Viagra and be done with it. Otherwise, not a terrible place. Definitely been to worse. I will consider the fishing charter though @equinsu_ocha , but maybe out of Cabo.

Rad, enjoy your trip my friend.

 

[DankSmoker]

Visit a museum, it would be the craziest thing to tell someone asking about your trip to Tijuana.